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[that redhead]

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[jaboo]

I just wanted to read a trashy romance novel that would make my heart flutter this fine Saturday. But noooooooooo.

Now I'm all riled up about how the guy kissing the girl without her consent isn't sexy. The best friend of the guy groped the main girl and then later in the book they're all buddies. That's all fine and good? Just..... ERG!!!

i'm sorry i just wanted to get some happy reading in today and i'm SO DISAPPOINTED

 

[Trilt]

I just wanted to read a trashy romance novel that would make my heart flutter this fine Saturday. But noooooooooo.

Now I'm all riled up about how the guy kissing the girl without her consent isn't sexy. The best friend of the guy groped the main girl and then later in the book they're all buddies. That's all fine and good? Just..... ERG!!!

i'm sorry i just wanted to get some happy reading in today and i'm SO DISAPPOINTED

healthy consensual relationships aren't dramatic enough for a good plot~

 

[MixedAnimals77]

I just wanted to read a trashy romance novel that would make my heart flutter this fine Saturday. But noooooooooo.

Now I'm all riled up about how the guy kissing the girl without her consent isn't sexy. The best friend of the guy groped the main girl and then later in the book they're all buddies. That's all fine and good? Just..... ERG!!!

i'm sorry i just wanted to get some happy reading in today and i'm SO DISAPPOINTED

Nicholas Sparks never disappoints.

 

[Caiter92]

Nicholas Sparks never disappoints.

Just be prepared to cry a lot 😛

 

[PrincessButterCup]

I just wanted to read a trashy romance novel that would make my heart flutter this fine Saturday. But noooooooooo.

Now I'm all riled up about how the guy kissing the girl without her consent isn't sexy. The best friend of the guy groped the main girl and then later in the book they're all buddies. That's all fine and good? Just..... ERG!!!

i'm sorry i just wanted to get some happy reading in today and i'm SO DISAPPOINTED

I've read very few romance books and this is why.

Besides Nicholas Sparks, anyone have some recs?

 

[vetmedhead]

I've read very few romance books and this is why.

Besides Nicholas Sparks, anyone have some recs?

My sister used to go to the store and buy the most poorly written ones she could find and then read them out loud to me at home. My favorites are a toss up between

Spoiler

a very graphic caulking scene while a guy was tied to a regular chair that was in a shower on a cruise boat for some reason and the one about a time traveling prostitute who did a 360 spin on a guy's caulking gun.

 

[cdo96]

My sister used to go to the store and buy the most poorly written ones she could find and then read them out loud to me at home. My favorites are a toss up between

Spoiler

a very graphic caulking scene while a guy was tied to a regular chair that was in a shower on a cruise boat for some reason and the one about a time traveling prostitute who did a 360 spin on a guy's caulking gun.

My mind is trying to comprehend that last scenario and I just cannot.

 

[WildZoo]

I've read very few romance books and this is why.

Besides Nicholas Sparks, anyone have some recs?

This thriller I read about a girl with amnesia actually has a really good romantic subplot. Never Look Back by Jennifer L. Armentrout.

Also there's a trilogy by Jenny Han that I read a couple years ago and enjoyed. The Summer I Turned Pretty is the first one. Good if you don't mind love triangles.

 

[WildZoo]

My mind is trying to comprehend that last scenario and I just cannot.

I've seen that recommended by Cosmo. Sounds like a recipe for a broken caulk gun.

 

[jaboo]

I've read very few romance books and this is why.

Besides Nicholas Sparks, anyone have some recs?

The Hating Game by Sally Thorne

Premise is an office romance where they start out loathing each other. It’s fun, light-hearted, and hilarious. I. Freaking. Love. It. I’ve re-read it like 3 times now.

Also Hopeless by Colleen Hoover. It’s another favorite of mine. It Ends With Us is also good by her but it will break your heart.

I have other recs if anyone wants me to list them out.

 

[Teepster87]

My sister used to go to the store and buy the most poorly written ones she could find and then read them out loud to me at home. My favorites are a toss up between

Spoiler

a very graphic caulking scene while a guy was tied to a regular chair that was in a shower on a cruise boat for some reason and the one about a time traveling prostitute who did a 360 spin on a guy's caulking gun.

The second one sounds like it was from Crazy Eyes' novel in OITNB

 

[SkiOtter]

I've seen that recommended by Cosmo. Sounds like a recipe for a broken caulk gun.

Don’t worry, you can get a new one from Home Depot for under $3. And it meets egg’s requirements. 9 in long.
HDX smooth rod caulk gun 10 oz-HD109 - The Home Depot

 

[cdo96]

Don’t worry, you can get a new one from Home Depot for under $3. And it meets egg’s requirements. 9 in long.
HDX smooth rod caulk gun 10 oz-HD109 - The Home Depot

I said AVERAGE

 

[WildZoo]

I said AVERAGE

How is that better?

 

[SkiOtter]

Don’t worry, you can get a new one from Home Depot for under $3. And it meets egg’s requirements. 9 in long.
HDX smooth rod caulk gun 10 oz-HD109 - The Home Depot

I said AVERAGE

How is that better?

The dripless version will set you back $6.57.
HDX 10 oz. Dripless Caulk Gun-HD109D - The Home Depot

 

[vetmedhead]

The dripless version will set you back $6.57.
HDX 10 oz. Dripless Caulk Gun-HD109D - The Home Depot

Wow, and here I was thinking people had to spend thousands at a doctor's office for that kind of permanent drip protection.

 

[cdo96]

The dripless version will set you back $6.57.
HDX 10 oz. Dripless Caulk Gun-HD109D - The Home Depot

Did you read the description for that?

Allow me:

HDX 9 in. Caulk Gun with a thrust ratio of 6:1. The gun has a spout cutter and seal punch. It uses 10 oz. Tubes. It is Drip Free and also has ladder hook.

 

[cdo96]

Also I’m tagging @SARdoghandler because she angrily/ violently doesn’t understand caulk talk (or spackle)

 

[SkiOtter]

Did you read the description for that?

Allow me:

HDX 9 in. Caulk Gun with a thrust ratio of 6:1. The gun has a spout cutter and seal punch. It uses 10 oz. Tubes. It is Drip Free and also has ladder hook.

There’s also professional heavy duty ones. 13:1 thrust power, 13”, 29 oz tubes.

 

[SkiOtter]

Did you read the description for that?

Allow me:

HDX 9 in. Caulk Gun with a thrust ratio of 6:1. The gun has a spout cutter and seal punch. It uses 10 oz. Tubes. It is Drip Free and also has ladder hook.

This one has an aluminum sausage barrel. Also has incredible pushing force for your toughest jobs and exceptional bead control. Also has different settings to change the IPM so you can have anywhere from 0 to 21 inches per minute. It’s ideal for the jobsite or DIY projects at home.
Milwaukee M18 18-Volt Lithium-Ion Cordless 20 oz. Caulk and Adhesive Gun Kit Aluminum Sausage W/(1) 1.5Ah Battery, Charger-2642-21CT - The Home Depot

 

[PrincessButterCup]

The Hating Game by Sally Thorne

Premise is an office romance where they start out loathing each other. It’s fun, light-hearted, and hilarious. I. Freaking. Love. It. I’ve re-read it like 3 times now.

Also Hopeless by Colleen Hoover. It’s another favorite of mine. It Ends With Us is also good by her but it will break your heart.

I have other recs if anyone wants me to list them out.

I read The Hating Game on my day off this week! I loved it. 😀 I'm going to make my sister read it and I'm so excited.

 

[SkiOtter]

I've seen that recommended by Cosmo. Sounds like a recipe for a broken caulk gun.

This one has a rotatable barrel. That’s probably how you do a 360.
HDX 29 oz. Heavy Duty Caulk Gun-HD128C - The Home Depot

 

[Caiter92]

I said AVERAGE

TBF, I believe you thought that was average and caulking guns could be much longer commonly 😉

 

[Animal Midwife]

This conversation make me mildly uncomfortable and I can't place why.

 

[WildZoo]

This conversation make me mildly uncomfortable and I can't place why.

Can't handle the caulk?

 

[Animal Midwife]

Can't handle the caulk?

I've never used one to date, but I'm still getting weird feels.

 

[WildZoo]

I've never used one to date, but I'm still getting weird feels.

Ah, but have you tried to spackle?

 

[Animal Midwife]

Ah, but have you tried to spackle?

Yes... Except I don't even know if you mean spackling anymore.

 

[WildZoo]

Yes... Except I don't even know if you mean spackling anymore.

Whatever else could I mean?

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Whatever else could I mean?

Filling holes

 

[Animal Midwife]

Whatever else could I mean?

idk... but I'll be monitoring this thread for more context clues.

 

[WildZoo]

Filling holes

Can't just leave those holes unsatisfied unfilled.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Can't just leave those holes unsatisfied unfilled.

wait...

 

[Animal Midwife]

okay nevermind

I am inexperienced in spackling and caulking and shall be heading to bed like the wholesome person I am.

 

[WildZoo]

okay nevermind

I am inexperienced in spackling and caulking and shall be heading to bed like the wholesome person I am.

You're adorable 😍

 

[battie]

I've never used one to date, but I'm still getting weird feels.

You're little name statement thing has never been more appropriate.

 

[JaynaAli]

Also Hopeless by Colleen Hoover. It’s another favorite of mine. It Ends With Us is also good by her but it will break your heart.

I have read Hopeless. I don’t remember much about it but I am pretty sure I liked it?

Edit: Went to reread the cover and now I remember it better.

 

[Trilt]

(Do I need to say NSFW? NSFW. Seriously).

 

[WildZoo]

The Hating Game by Sally Thorne

Premise is an office romance where they start out loathing each other. It’s fun, light-hearted, and hilarious. I. Freaking. Love. It. I’ve re-read it like 3 times now.

So far so good on this one lol
As a fellow five foot tall person, there are many #relateable moments

 

[cdo96]

(Do I need to say NSFW? NSFW. Seriously).

I feel like I need to use the phrase “meat wand” more. Under appreciated euphemism

 

[SARdoghandler]

Also I’m tagging @SARdoghandler because she angrily/ violently doesn’t understand caulk talk (or spackle)

Hahahahah I don't even remember what I wrote now, but I do remember taking longer to write that answer than any other

 

[cdo96]

Hahahahah I don't even remember what I wrote now, but I do remember taking longer to write that answer than any other

Here, let me remind you:

What the **** is spackle? I feel like this is a Murica only question cause you guys call things weird. We use caulk to fill watertight seals on things like tubs and sinks where they meet the wall here and i dont know what the heck ya'll think a product with a name like spackle is gonna do to help you out.

 

[JustPaws]

I feel like I need to use the phrase “meat wand” more. Under appreciated euphemism

 

[SkiOtter]

Here, let me remind you:

@SARdoghandler
Spackle is similar but used to fill holes in dry wall like from screws and nails before sanding and painting.

 

[SARdoghandler]

@SARdoghandler
Spackle is similar but used to fill holes in dry wall like from screws and nails before sanding and painting.

Ohhhhhhh. You mean PLASTER

 

[JustPaws]

Ohhhhhhh. You mean PLASTER

Yeah but no. Different materials, same application method

 

[SkiOtter]

Ohhhhhhh. You mean PLASTER

 

[SARdoghandler]

Yeah but no. Different materials, same application method

Yes, but in parts of Canada we use the term plaster as a catch all for wall repair products like that - much in the same way spackle went from a brand to generic term as described in Ski's screenshot

 

[Caiter92]

Yes, but in parts of Canada we use the term plaster as a catch all for wall repair products like that - much in the same way spackle went from a brand to generic term as described in Ski's screenshot

But, spackle!


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