RxnMan: Sir, how is your mood today?
Pt: Good. Hey, can you help me?
RxnMan: Help you with what?
Pt: You need to help my wife, she's getting beat up by these guys.
RxnMan: I've talked to your wife before, sir. Nobody's hurt her, and she's not injured.
Pt: She won't tell you. She's scared of men.
RxnMan: Our (female) nurses have also talked to your wife, and your wife told them the same thing she told me.
Pt (pops his collar up over his ears): What was that? I can't hear you, I'm deaf.
RxnMan: Sir, I know that you can hear me.
Pt: No I can't hear you, I told you, I'm deaf.
RxnMan: Of course you heard me, because you responded to me.
Pt (puts on his sunglasses): What? Who said that? See these shades? I wear these 'cause I'm blind.