HAMMER PAGING MD. MD AWARE. PT PAIN 10/10 WHILE ASLEEP MD AWARE AWAITING ORDERS
Lol, now that takes me back. MD aware indeed.
I think I remember how this goes:
2358 - PT SPIKED FEVER OF 99.9 DEGREES WITH 92 HR, 22 RESPIRATION'S, PAGED MD X4, GIVING PT ICE BATH, AWAITING CALLBACK.
0002 - NOTIFIED NURSING ADMINISTRATION OF SIRS CRITERIA MEETING PATIENT, AND INABILITY TO GET AHOLD OF MD DESPITE MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS.
0004- GAVE PATIENT ICE BATH WHILE WAITING FOR MD CALL BACK. ADDITIONAL 3 PAGES SENT.
0015- FINALLY RECIEVED CALLBACK, PT TEMPATURE DOWN TO 95 DEGREES AFTER ICE BATH. NO NEW ORDERS GIVEN
0401 PAGED MD X3 FOR CRITICAL 201 GLUCOSE. CALLBACK RECEIVED, NO NEW ORDERS GIVEN. PT SLEEPING
0423 PAGED MD. MADE AWARE OF 3.2 POTASSIUM. POTASSIUM PROTOCOL STARTED.
0453- PAGED MD. PT FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF WE CAN STOP WAKING THEM SO MUCH AT NIGHT. AWAITING CALLBACK.
0503- INCIDENT REPORT: MD CALLBACK AND YELLED AND CREATED UNCOMFORTABLE ENVIRONMENT FOR STAFF WHO WHERE JUST TRYING TO DO OUR JOB. BERATING ME AND CALLING ME 'FRUSTRATING' AND SAYING I SHOULDN'T 'PAGE SO MUCH' IN NASTY TONE. THIS IS UNPROFESSIONAL AND MD SHOULD BE DENIED PRIVILEGES FOREVER.
That caps lock key, nothing good comes of it.