shaking hands at interview

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Do your best impression of Bobby Knight and slap them on their ass for their hard work.

Hell yeah! Make sure your hand is slightly cupped, you don't want to come across like you're spanking them.

 

[Nomemory]

When I first read the title of this thread, I thought the OP meant shaking hands that result from nervousness!!

 

[Critical Mass]

Break into the Macarena at the end of the interview. If they join in, you're golden.

Just stay away from throwing up the wrong gang signs.

 

[Nomemory]

OP, if you haven't already reached this conclusion based on the responses that you've received, your chem prof was WRONG.

It's not like she asked about shaking hands in a one-on-one interview. She's asking about a panel. 🙄

 

[Bernie3144]

I usually give a Canseco/McGwire Forearm Bash 👍

 

[Anjlprincezz]

no one said curtsy... for all those conservative interviewers who prefer women in skirts

 

[Bernie3144]

no one said curtsy... for all those conservative interviewers who prefer women in skirts

Not a conservative interviewer in any way... if i were an interviewer....

I would enjoy women in skirts. 👍

 

[gary5]

Yes, shake their hand, but then quickly rub your hands on anything nearby (a table top, your pants) as if they had spit on their hands or something. Then, with an awkward and uncomfortable look on your face, say, "Uhh, where's the bathroom?".

 

[Critical Mass]

Go commando, and at the end of the interview give one of them the ol' mushroom tattoo. Bonus points if you can hit more than one interviewer before anyone can react.

haven't heard the phrase "mushroom tattoo" in some time. Just be careful if you tea bag that their coffee cups may contain a hot liquid.

 

[Bernie3144]

haven't heard the phrase "mushroom tattoo" in some time. Just be careful if you tea bag that their coffee cups may contain a hot liquid.

I heard those coffee cups are quite acidic

 

[Nomemory]

Yes, shake their hand, but then quickly rub your hands on anything nearby (a table top, your pants) as if they had spit on their hands or something. Then, with an awkward and uncomfortable look on your face, say, "Uhh, where's the bathroom?".

 

[Desiraju01]

LMAO! ROFL...omg..this thread is hilarious..i actually started laughing in the computer area of my library..haha..wow! thanx for the laughs!...

 

[gsmithers68]

Bumpin because this thread owns.

 

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