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Chip N Sawbones said:
Okay, we'll compromise and give everyone what they want. At last count, that means nisarg2010 gets 75%, Agent B gets 50%, I get 10%, music2doc gets his 5% for reading about it, and Law2Doc gets 15% for being our residency. Is everyone happy now?
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We can not give in to music2doc's threts! We must stand strong and united. Otherwise, where will it end. Trolls from everywhere will be asking for a piece of our action.
 
nisarg2010 said:
We are not afraid of you! You can go and start you own school. Your school will be so crappy that it will only have like 1 or 2 state accreditation. While our school will have accreditation in all 50 states!
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I don't know, I did some in-depth research onto his new Medical School in /r/premed, and it says that not only do you not have to take the MCATs, but as long as you take "Intro to Bob Marley" and can play a xylophone, you're in!

I don't know about the Disney Caribbean quartet rotation at Disney World, though...I look AWFUL in flip-flops and straw hats...
 
Hmm, 2.5/10 for the troll.

Very poor effort in terms of invoking anger/hate in other users; trolling has really become a depreciating art form in the past couple years. 2.5 points simply because this thread has lasted 5+ pages.
 
nisarg2010 said:
We can not give in to music2doc's threts! We must stand strong and united. Otherwise, where will it end. Trolls from everywhere will be asking for a piece of our action.
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Fine, I'll throw in a course in "Persuasion 501: Convincing the Judge of His [New] Beliefs Through Music" as part of that 5%. Everyone underestimates their ability to be manipulated through music.....
 
music2doc said:
Fine, I'll throw in a course in "Persuasion 501: Convincing the Judge of His [New] Beliefs Through Music" as part of that 5%. Everyone underestimates their ability to be manipulated through music.....
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Deal, but only if the course is taught to reggae music.
 
i will regulate all of you residencies, and you will be required to submit to my regular visits (on your dime) and give me a 10% cut.
 
music2doc said:
Fine, I'll throw in a course in "Persuasion 501: Convincing the Judge of His [New] Beliefs Through Music" as part of that 5%. Everyone underestimates their ability to be manipulated through music.....
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Well if you are willing to teach, we are defiantly looking for faculty members at our school. I must warn you that our selection process for perspective faculty is very rigorous. Our most formidable test is the "Can You Name It" test. The test comprises of the perspective faculty applicant being blindfolded and asked to taste plethora of different alcoholic drinks and asked to name each one. We believe this provides us with an accurate measure of how well you will be able to connect with our students. We pride ourselves on our close bonds with the students.

Are you up for a such a challenging application process?
 
Chip N Sawbones said:
Deal, but only if the course is taught to reggae music.
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nisarg2010 said:
Well if you are willing to teach, we are defiantly looking for faculty members at our school. I must warn you that our selection process for perspective faculty is very rigorous. Our most formidable test is the "Can You Name It" test. The test comprises of the perspective faculty applicant being blindfolded and asked to taste plethora of different alcoholic drinks and asked to name each one. We believe this provides us with an accurate measure of how well you will be able to connect with our students. We pride ourselves on our close bonds with the students.

Are you up for a such a challenging application process?
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Nope. The contract has already been established. I am a 5% shareholder and faculty. I suppose this makes me a Dean and Board Member or something. I'm okay with that.
 
RogueUnicorn said:
i will regulate all of you residencies, and you will be required to submit to my regular visits (on your dime) and give me a 10% cut.
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If you want a percentage, it will only be 5% and you will have to join the faculty and teach at least one class. Is there anything you're qualified to teach? If you're just going to be regulating us, I understand the need for greasing your palm, this being the Caribbean and all. We can pay a bribe of 10,000 Leones per year. That should be more than fair.
 
Chip N Sawbones said:
If you want a percentage, it will only be 5% and you will have to join the faculty and teach at least one class. Is there anything you're qualified to teach? If you're just going to be regulating us, I understand the need for greasing your palm, this being the Caribbean and all. We can pay a bribe of 10,000 Leones per year. That should be more than fair.
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+1

Although, he must pass the "Can You Name It" test.
 
Ravizzle said:
I'll be nicer. OP if u are set on becoming a physician in the United States, try for MD and DO.

If you don't get in and want to try for Caribbean then go to big 4 (sgu, Ross, auc, Saba). Caribbean should be a last resort. (Personally I would rather do postbac or retake MCAT rather than risk going there)



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hey not bad thanks. i'll look into DO
 
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Ismet said:
he's back!
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Ismet said:
he's back!
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Hooray! King Kong, are you interested in attending our Caribbean Medical and Law school? It has a musical manipulation program, fun drinking contests, and an integrated residency. We're still working on the accreditation part, but we should have that issue resolved shortly after we take all your money. Actually, our school isn't that different from St. James, so you'll feel right at home.
 
Chip N Sawbones said:
Hooray! King Kong, are you interested in attending our Caribbean Medical and Law school? It has a musical manipulation program, fun drinking contests, and an integrated residency. We're still working on the accreditation part, but we should have that issue resolved shortly after we take all your money. Actually, our school isn't that different from St. James, so you'll feel right at home.
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your too funny! go drink something
 
RomanTaylor said:
Yea...your English is worse.

If you are wanting to be a physician, perhaps you should take the advise of the physicians, medical students, and fellow pre-allopathics that offered up answers.

Just incase you haven't realized, being a doctor is a nerdy profession. And we aren't just gonna tell you what you want to hear.

But yea, sure, ignore good advice and data, go with what you want to hear. Good luck in all of your endeavors. I am done.
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Yes your English is perfect, please teach me..
 
IlDestriero said:
He's so ready, he doesn't even need to take notes.
Visualize yourself as a physician, dress like a physician, be a physician...
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And sitting almost parallel to the instructor's table! Super-gunner-mon!
 
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Will the tee shirts for the new med/law school have laughing stalks on them? I am picturing celery stalks, or should it be corn stalks?
 
quiltlady said:
Will the tee shirts for the new med/law school have laughing stalks on them? I am picturing celery stalks, or should it be corn stalks?
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I thought a laughing stalk was a creepy guy with an overactive sense of humor.
 
How come no one called me on my improper use of Advise and Advice?!

Ya'll are slipping!

Fine, I guess I will proofread myself for now on. 😛
 
RomanTaylor said:
How come no one called me on my improper use of Advise and Advice?!

Ya'll are slipping!

Fine, I guess I will proofread myself for now on. 😛
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"Advise" is correct instead of "advice" in the UK. Maybe that's how OP learned English. Or maybe not. :ninja:
 
RomanTaylor said:
Dude, I am going to tell you straight up.

Your English is atrocious and painful to read.
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Just read the comments and to be honest, I'm quite shocked that people are making fun of the OP's grammatical errors. Are these the same people trying to get into (or are already in) a profession that requires a lot of sensitivity to the diverse backgrounds of their patients? I'm sorry but that is quite an uncouth behaviour, childish and quite disappointing. Respect for people should not begin when you get into medical school. One should already have begun that before then.
 
bshark said:
Just read the comments and to be honest, I'm quite shocked that people are making fun of the OP's grammatical errors. Are these the same people trying to get into (or are already in) a profession that requires a lot of sensitivity to the diverse backgrounds of their patients? I'm sorry but that is quite an uncouth behaviour, childish and quite disappointing. Respect for people should not begin when you get into medical school. One should already have begun that before then.
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Cute, but he is not a patient, he is a pre-professorial, and of the college educated, illiteracy is unforgivable.

I expect better than this from my niece in middle school, and you are DARN RIGHT I expect MUCH better than this from a college student.

Call the expectation of proper grammar and syntax beyond the level expected from a child in elementary school, "uncouth, childish, and disappointing," but I will not apologize for it.
 
And not for nothing, bshark, but isn't the gentleman better served if asked to take care of his words NOW, before writing essays, taking the written portion of the MCATs, and filling out applications?

Isn't this good advice that will serve him immensely in the future?

Oh, or is this just you taking moral pot-shots in order to score points with someone that could be reading?
 
bshark said:
Just read the comments and to be honest, I'm quite shocked that people are making fun of the OP's grammatical errors. Are these the same people trying to get into (or are already in) a profession that requires a lot of sensitivity to the diverse backgrounds of their patients? I'm sorry but that is quite an uncouth behaviour, childish and quite disappointing. Respect for people should not begin when you get into medical school. One should already have begun that before then.
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bshark said:
Just read the comments and to be honest, I'm quite shocked that people are making fun of the OP's grammatical errors. Are these the same people trying to get into (or are already in) a profession that requires a lot of sensitivity to the diverse backgrounds of their patients? I'm sorry but that is quite an uncouth behaviour, childish and quite disappointing. Respect for people should not begin when you get into medical school. One should already have begun that before then.
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The focus isn't on OP's grammar errors. OP was clearly trolling us by asking a question he could easily find using a search function. As RomanTaylor points out, OP is a rash person who will lash out at anyone who fails to agree with him. Law2Doc, a resident who clearly has experience in this field, points out OP's flaws, which OP classlessly rejects and disrespects Law2Doc with a condescending attitude. Stop trying to defend OP's actions when they are clearly flawed. Look at the first page of the thread very carefully and come back to us.
 
Agent B said:
Well, for one, you should learn your comma and semicolon usage.[/QUOTE You really have issues with comma's and semicolon. Are you really an English teacher. We had a nice exchange on this subject 2 weeks ago. """"" '''''''''
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laricb said:
You really have issues with comma's and semicolon. Are you really an English teacher. We had a nice exchange on this subject 2 weeks ago. """"" '''''''''
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Really? Show us the thread and we will continue where we left off. And no, I'm not an English teacher or anything related to English studies. This is from a layman's perspective.
 
Agent B said:
Really? Show us the thread and we will continue where we left off. And no, I'm not an English teacher or anything related to English studies. This is from a layman's perspective.
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I can't believe you forgot our exchange. I was given a warning to stop picking on you...
 
laricb said:
I can't believe you forgot our exchange. I was given a warning to stop picking on you...
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🙁 Wow, that's unfortunate. Tell you what. Let's forget about this and move on. I would hate to be involved in another heated exchange.
 
laricb said:
Buddy do yourself a favor don't post any carib questions on this forum these guys are a bunch of geeks that think they know it all..If you want a real opinion about a carib school post your question on valuemd.
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Terrible advice.





laricb said:
Not everyone can make it into a US or DO med school. He came to this website and was immediately gang beaten by everyone.You guys won't make it threw residency with your attitudes.
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i once threw a residency so hard at law2doc that they merged. Now he is one.




laricb said:
Another smart remark
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smart is a good thing. However your treatment of it as not is illuminating.




king kong bundy said:
and with a MCAT of 24R, would think you know everything.
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Why knock a score from someone else when you are already aiming below it? Do you even need an mcat score to attend the St. James room of medicine?

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This thread is ridiculous.

1) don't ask a question if you don't like the answer. Listing a string of irrelevancies concerning St James is nonsense. If you love the school just go there rather than asking us to validate your terrible life choices.

2) this is a forum. As such we communicate via written word. The ability to effectively do so is quite important.

3) criticizing poor grammar is not in any way tied to compassion towards patients. Anyone attempting to make this comparison should be embarrassed.

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