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It doesn't matter whether Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama wins the Democratic nomination. Chancellor Stewart has won the nomination of every single party in every state since 1776 - he just allows the other nominees to run for president.
 
Chancellor Stewart does not wear sunblock. The sun needs protection from Chancellor Stewart's greatness.
 
Chancellor Stewart is not afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chancellor Stewart.

The moon may revolve around the earth and the earth may revolve around the sun, but the universe revolves around Chancellor Stewart.

Chancellor Stewart can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
 
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It takes Chancellor Stewart 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


When you say “no one’s perfect”, Chancellor Stewart takes this as a personal insult.
 
Chancellor Stewart is not afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chancellor Stewart.

The moon may revolve around the earth and the earth may revolve around the sun, but the universe revolves around Chancellor Stewart.

Chancellor Stewart can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


What's with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It gets repeated a lot
 
The greatest trick Chancellor Stewart ever pulled was convincing the world Stewart University didn't exist

I don't like Chancellor Stewart .. he demands that I love him
 
Chancellor Stewart found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and used it to start Stewie U.

Chancellor Stewart has a clear picture of big foot.
 
Chancellor Stewart believes there are only two reasons a patient should not receive a rectal exam: they have no rectum or you have no finger.

Wait, that's a legitimate belief though!

No excuse for no rectal exam!
 
Chancellor Stewart can touch MC hammer.

Chancellor Stewart once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it.

Chancellor Stewart once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles contest." Chancellor Stewart won by 5.
 
Chancellor Stewart can touch MC hammer.

Chancellor Stewart once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it.

Chancellor Stewart once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles contest." Chancellor Stewart won by 5.

These are all great!
 
A few weeks ago, they had a new website up that didn't mention a medical school, but did proclaim PhD level degrees in life sciences. They claimed a new location in Hawaii coming soon. It is now a blank page.

This may have something to do with it:
 

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Interesting. That doc references Stewie U as a "District of Colombia[sic]" corporation.

Haha! I didn't notice that before. It's pretty bad when lawyers don't know the difference between Columbia and Colombia.

Of course, the complaint may be based on the Stewie U website, which may have claimed District of Colombia. We all know what high quality works the previous iterations of the website were.
 
A few weeks ago, they had a new website up that didn't mention a medical school, but did proclaim PhD level degrees in life sciences. They claimed a new location in Hawaii coming soon. It is now a blank page.

This may have something to do with it:

Best. Stewie U. Moment. Ever.
 
wow...this **** is crazy!

i think of chancellor stewart when i see that dos xx commercial with "the most interesting man in the world"
 
More Stewart fun:


SUA was starting a midwife program in Nov 2007!
http://www.gentlebirth.org/local/resources.html


Even more interesting, a lawsuit by Billy and the Gucione woman (guess she's real) against the cops. Anyone got access to the legal filing system so we can see what it's about?
http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-candce/case_no-5:2008cv02143/case_id-202664/

I like how they're seeking a half a billion dollars and filed a civil rights case. Cops probably kicked his a$$ for having the middle name. . .<snirk>. . . Bullock.
 
Chancellor Stewart shot J.R.

HGH is actually the bottled sweat of Chancellor Stewart
 
Chancellor Stewart, while playing a game of poker with the Devil, ante'd up an admission to medical school. He lost the hand, and to make good on the bet, established Stewart Med. The Devil was so amused he put down a PayPal deposit for tuition.
 
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I can't believe they tried to set up shop in my house (Hawaii).
On the plus side, they got smacked down...did you notice that the judgment says they were operating under an international business license. Priceless.
 

the letter Stewart U sent the facebook group said:
We have experienced a flood of stalking behavior from students concentrated at a small number of schools (particularly Wayne State University) who have created a fictitious group on Facebook, and stolen copyrighted material from our website repeatedly at www.stewartmed.org and posted it illegally on other websites including www.studentdoctor.net. I suspect that these same individuals, some likely related to Al Qaida, have misled you...

priceless
 
stewart u grads can judge scientific articles by their abstracts
 
In intermural play, the New Barry Zlatko School of Medicine Ninjas recently defeated our arch rivals, the Stewart University Ragin' Chancellors in a hotly contested game of Jiggly Ball.
 
This guy is still at it. I found this forum after a friend of mine in San Francisco just told me about an encounter with "Chancellor" Bullock himself. According to her, he *did* call himself "the Chancellor" ad infinitum.

He proceeded to harass her by saying she'd make an excellent addition to the Stewart University Board of Directors. He also talked about the pending case he has with the police, and the woman is now being identified as "Aubree Guancione." She was there as well. This was not a repeat performance, either - he just sidled up to her and started talking her ear off.

She was pretty shaken up by the whole incident, since the guy was clearly off his nut. She doesn't want me to give any details of the location or specifics where it happened (for obvious safety reasons), and he left after she waited for him to leave, only leaving the establishment in question when the manager confirmed he was gone. She confirmed it was the guy who's shown in the picture on page eight.

Figured you all would like to know this nutjob is still out there and is now trying to scam people directly.
 
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I know I'm bringing up an old thread, but after reading a little about this, this is some really creepy ****
 
Man, I'm really sad the site was taken down. I spent all day reading this, and I was hoping to God that someone applied and got the secondary. This thread was like a novel. Brilliant stuff.

Also, God may have created the universe, but Chancellor Stewart created God.
 
Such a bummer the site is down. I don't know how I will apply or send my pay-pal tuition now. Who was the guy who made all the videos holding textbooks from the 80s, 'Sal?'
 
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You guys think anyone actually applied and paid tuition? If anyone did, I would like to shake the person's hand.

Why would anyone pass up the opportunity to study at the #1 US school of medicine??? My chance was ripped out from under me when the website closed.
 
Lol.

Also, might've been mentioned, but maybe the reason no one has seen the campus is because Stewart's pretty much hogwarts.
 
If you search the archive for the website, you can find it and it's a pretty good laugh

Anyone else reminded of the movie Accepted?