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Seems like there's been more weirdness in the ED lately. Just in the last couple of weeks:
- Private car drove up to the back door with a dead guy (who woke up with narcan). Car was full of transvestites.
- Pt with complaint of diarrhea pulls hand full of bowel movement out of pocket to show triage nurse
- Pt whose G tube had fallen out started eating the stuff coming out of the hole while I'm taking his history. "MY GOD! Youv'e got to stop that right now!" I screamed. He though it was normal. He wasn't delayed or anything either.
- Pt brought from jail with story from jail nurse, "He cut out one of his testicles and flushed it down the toilet."
- Pt presents to triage complaining of pain in knees then goes to bathroom and slashes wrists.
- Different patient who had slashed own wrists freaks out when he finds out he won't get a plastic surgeon to sew up his handiwork.
- Person nabbed by security for trying to steal a crate of bedpans.
- Woman objects to notion that she's a danger to herself. Gets so frustrated she bashes her head against the floor and tries to bite her own arms.
- Man gets face stepped on by bull in amateur bull fight (I'm not making this up)
- Drunk man walks (yes just walks) into tree. Suffers Cspine fracture and central cord syndrome.
Most of these were not even on full moons.
- Private car drove up to the back door with a dead guy (who woke up with narcan). Car was full of transvestites.
- Pt with complaint of diarrhea pulls hand full of bowel movement out of pocket to show triage nurse
- Pt whose G tube had fallen out started eating the stuff coming out of the hole while I'm taking his history. "MY GOD! Youv'e got to stop that right now!" I screamed. He though it was normal. He wasn't delayed or anything either.
- Pt brought from jail with story from jail nurse, "He cut out one of his testicles and flushed it down the toilet."
- Pt presents to triage complaining of pain in knees then goes to bathroom and slashes wrists.
- Different patient who had slashed own wrists freaks out when he finds out he won't get a plastic surgeon to sew up his handiwork.
- Person nabbed by security for trying to steal a crate of bedpans.
- Woman objects to notion that she's a danger to herself. Gets so frustrated she bashes her head against the floor and tries to bite her own arms.
- Man gets face stepped on by bull in amateur bull fight (I'm not making this up)
- Drunk man walks (yes just walks) into tree. Suffers Cspine fracture and central cord syndrome.
Most of these were not even on full moons.