The Clean FML Thread.

[vickpick]

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Alright folks, post your FML lines.

If your FML line or story isn't witty enough or funny or sad enough, be warned that you will get banned.

Also, stay on topic. NO LGBT discussions here: there are plenty of other threads for that.

Now lets have a gay time! (gay=happy)

Mine:

I was walking down the neighborhood and a car ran into a home. I pulled out my phone to call 911 and my phone's battery was dead. I went near the car and a dog came running after me. (I was thinking, "Cool, now this is something I can mention in my PS if I can help this person....").. Screw the Dog and FML - I still don't have a topic for my PS.

And, if you're wondering, I ran home and called 911, no one was hurt... FTG ( .... that guy - he should've got hurt a little bit... but no....)

 

[chemnerd89]

I wonder how long this thread will last?

 

[vickpick]

I wonder how long this thread will last?

I dont read a FML in your post... FML

 

[chemnerd89]

I dont read a FML in your post... FML

Today I posted "I wonder how long this thread will last?" in a FML thread without including FML at the end. I was then disciplined by vickpick, destroying what self esteem I had left. FML. 👍

 

[witness23]

Today, the NY Knicks will get the 8th pick in the draft. With the 8th pick, they guaranteed to draft Steph Curry. His mom is hot, but you would think they would learn their lesson after getting the other Curry. Eddy Curry, Steph Curry, trade them for Curry in a Hurry. My life is okay, if not good, otherwise.

 

[BlueElmo]

Today, the NY Knicks will get the 8th pick in the draft. With the 8th pick, they guaranteed to draft Steph Curry. His mom is hot, but you would think they would learn their lesson after getting the other Curry. Eddy Curry, Steph Curry, trade them for Curry in a Hurry. My life is okay, if not good, otherwise.

Steph Curry is good, man.

 

[binko]

My name is in red from my posts in the other FML thread... FML.

 

[BlueElmo]

My name is in red from my posts in the other FML thread... FML.

This whole FML thread/thing is getting a little old. It's not funny as when Lukkie first opened it. I think you should have just let it be, vickpick.

 

[chiz2kul]

Alright folks, post your FML lines.

If your FML line or story isn't witty enough or funny or sad enough, be warned that you will get banned.

Also, stay on topic. NO LGBT discussions here: there are plenty of other threads for that.

Now lets have a gay time! (gay=happy)

Mine:

I was walking down the neighborhood and a car ran into a home. I pulled out my phone to call 911 and my phone's battery was dead. I went near the car and a dog came running after me. (I was thinking, "Cool, now this is something I can mention in my PS if I can help this person....").. Screw the Dog and FML - I still don't have a topic for my PS.

And, if you're wondering, I ran home and called 911, no one was hurt... FTG ( .... that guy - he should've got hurt a little bit... but no....)

No offense, but you should get banned then..😀

 

[Funky]

I'm going to sneak in a post before this thread gets closed!

 

[BlueElmo]

I'm gonna post one more time before lockdown.

 

[BlueElmo]

And again.👍

 

[chemnerd89]

I'm gonna post one more time before lockdown.

Play this thread off, Keyboard Cat!

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[BlueElmo]

😉.

 

[Caesar]

When a thread is closed please do not open a new one.