the LMFAO degree

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We've all earned it.....all of us who have endured college, med school, residency.

Even those who are somewhere within this career path deserve the ability to show the earned degree of LMFAO.

I "appreciate" 🙂lol🙂 the registered nurses that routinely exhibit every degree they have dating back to pre school years.

I, JET, therefore think we, DOCTORS, should therefore exhibit our earned degrees.

Specifically the LMFAO degree, which, as doctors, we all have.

Please include the LMFAO degree into your signature.
:laugh:

Sincerely,

JET MD, LMFAO
 
LOL.

Dr. BLAH (CRNA, BS, MSNA, MSN, PhD, FAAN)

LMAO! WTF is FAAN?

FAAN = Feet, A$%, and Nuts. Used to describe a smell typically found in the homeless population.
 
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So if you have a masters then its obvious that you have a BS, right. Why in the f*cking world would you list the BS? These nurse are so caught up in their letters/degrees that they are making themselves look insecure.

I got one for them that they can never achieve.

My Masters in LMFAO, MLMFAO.

And nurses be aware, my BS in LMFAO is obvious therefore, no need to post.
 
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I'm pretty sure there are more certifications than those listed on Wiki.
 
Mac10, M.D., B.S., LPN, CPA, ASS, LMAO
 
Are you okay? Lol. All the bold letters and huge font sizes are making you look a little, for lack of a better word, crazy. Is this some kind of way to knock down nurses? Can't you doctors and nurses suck it up and work cooperatively and just tolerate one another. For the sake of the patients. Please? 🙂. No? 😳. Okay.🙁.
 
Are you okay? Lol. All the bold letters and huge font sizes are making you look a little, for lack of a better word, crazy. Is this some kind of way to knock down nurses? Can't you doctors and nurses suck it up and work cooperatively and just tolerate one another. For the sake of the patients. Please? 🙂. No? 😳. Okay.🙁.

We do.

Every day.

Its a JOKE.

Light a candle. Pet a kitty. Lighten up and laugh a little.

OK Mom?
 
CFCN - Certified Foot Care Nurse
CTN - Certified Transcultural Nurse
ME - Menopause Educator
PALS - Pediatric Advanced Life Support (not intended for postnominal use)
SANE - Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner

:laugh:

Those are some of the best.

Funny thing, PALS is probably worth more than any of those other certs, yet it can't be used after the name!

Poor M.D.'s....Only two letters, yet it represents the unlimited license to practice the entirety of medicine and surgery. Thanks for opening our eyes, jet!

Shoot, check out the list they have to choose from:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nursing_credentials
 
We do.

Every day.

Its a JOKE.

Light a candle. Pet a kitty. Lighten up and laugh a little.

OK Mom?

Whoa. Pump your brakes. Where in my post do you see any hostility? There is none whatsoever. Calm down and stop being emotional. I see you are the one that needs to lighten up and take a joke. It was just a play on "can't we all just get along".


Do you not see the 'Lol" and "please?..no?...okay." Next time I will bold and enlarge font size for you.🙄
 
Whoa. Pump your brakes. Where in my post do you see any hostility? There is none whatsoever. Calm down and stop being emotional. I see you are the one that needs to lighten up and take a joke. It was just a play on "can't we all just get along".


Do you not see the 'Lol" and "please?..no?...okay." Next time I will bold and enlarge font size for you.🙄




Like you, i thought that I knew so much when I was a premed....
 
Like you, i thought that I knew so much when I was a premed....

And what are you assuming that I know so much about that you apparently think I don't know much about?


Of course nurses and docs place heat on each other and clown one another. All I did is do the whole "can't we all just get along". Too many emotional and "know it all" SDNers. Midol on isle 4. Get at it.
 
:eyebrow:

[Psst. It's spelled "aisle." I guess telling you that, though, puts me in the "know it all SDNers" category. :laugh:]

No. You aren't a "know it all". Based on the previous posts, you are merely a Med Student, not a doc. Apparently, you still have a lot to learn.
 
Perola, why is it that you can't get along with anyone on these forums? Other people are able to post without having each thread they touch degenerate into an argument.

I liked you better when you were banned.
 
Back on track, I also like to put ACLS BLS also after my name:


Josh BSN RN MSA LAc Pre AA-S ACLS BLS BMFITV
 
Perola, why is it that you can't get along with anyone on these forums? Other people are able to post without having each thread they touch degenerate into an argument.

I liked you better when you were banned.

Huh? Who are all these people I "can't get along with"? Guy got emotional for no reason. I don't remember having interactions with you or seeing you before so I have no idea what you're talking about.


Josh you're right. Get back on track. Good Job on all your certified achievements. Lol.

I'm not as cool. I'm PerolaNegra Pre-BS (almost done) and Pre-AA. Lame, I know. Haha.
 
Josh you're right. Get back on track. Good Job on all your certified achievements. Lol.

I'm not as cool. I'm PerolaNegra Pre-BS (almost done) and Pre-AA. Lame, I know. Haha.

Oh, oh. Wait. Hold up. I would like to be a political figure one day. Maybe a senator? Is there an acronym for that?Lol.

Okay. PerolaNegra BS Pre-AA Pre-SN. I want mine to be longer though. Lol.
 
Oh, oh. Wait. Hold up. I would like to be a political figure one day. Maybe a senator? Is there an acronym for that?Lol.

Okay. PerolaNegra BS Pre-AA Pre-SN. I want mine to be longer though. Lol.

they have surgeries for that.
 
Huh? Who are all these people I "can't get along with"? Guy got emotional for no reason. I don't remember having interactions with you or seeing you before so I have no idea what you're talking about.


Josh you're right. Get back on track. Good Job on all your certified achievements. Lol.

I'm not as cool. I'm PerolaNegra Pre-BS (almost done) and Pre-AA. Lame, I know. Haha.

Oh, oh. Wait. Hold up. I would like to be a political figure one day. Maybe a senator? Is there an acronym for that?Lol.

Okay. PerolaNegra BS Pre-AA Pre-SN. I want mine to be longer though. Lol.

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CRNA, BS, MSNA, MSN, PhD, FAAN
How long of a white coat do you get with this degree?


I am guessing at least to mid calf, maybe to ankle.
 
Had no idea that the FAAN stood for Fellow of the American Academy of Nursing, which is basically the illuminati of the nursing world:

http://www.aannet.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=3284



American Academy of Nursing
Established in 1973 Under the Aegis of the American Nurses Association
Transforming Healthcare Policy and Practice through Nursing Knowledge

The Academy serves the public and the nursing profession by advancing health policy and practice through the generation, synthesis, and dissemination of nursing knowledge. Every day across America, the Academy and its members create and execute knowledge-driven and policy-related initiatives to drive reform of America's health care system.

AAN's 1,500 members - known as Fellows - are nursing's most accomplished leaders in education, management, practice and research. They have been recognized for their extraordinary nursing careers and are among the nation's most highly-educated citizens; more than 80 percent hold doctoral degrees, and the rest have completed masters programs.

The Academy is governed by a 10-member Board of Directors, elected by the Fellows. Board members oversee the Academy's strategic planning and financial management.

In 2006, the Academy established a Washington, DC, office in keeping with the Academy's strategic goals and recognizing the pivotal role of public policy in reforming American health care. The Washington office is the focal point for identifying key policy issues in which the Academy can mobilize its Fellows - along with allied individuals and organizations - to support the Academy's policy agenda and affect change.

The Washington office oversees outreach to lawmakers, the White House and relevant federal agencies, and to the media and other key audiences as AAN strives to assure that nurses and their frontline knowledge are integrated into the quest for a health care system that delivers high-quality, affordable care to all Americans.

The Academy's Annual Meeting and Conference, held each November, offers Fellows and other interested parties (attendance is not limited to Fellows) an opportunity to share ideas and help develop new strategies for nurses to drive the transformation of America's health care system. Meetings during the conference also create opportunities for emerging nurse leaders to learn more about the Academy and its work, and to exchange ideas. A new slate of Fellows is inducted each year and a variety of awards are presented, including citations for exemplary work in the field.


Crap, now I'll get paged to see my supervisor tomorrow for posting this BECAUSE THEY HAVE EYES EVERYWHERES!
 
I use 4 very simple letters

Ssmallz, P.I.M.P.

no need for any more degrees

pimp_with_boa.jpg


You rang?
 
I am so embarassed. I missed the first reference to this acronym. I have no idea what scheezy y'all are talking about. Someone please make fun of me, but tell me what the heck-fire it means.

Oh and I have hated this stupid trend for as long as I have been in medicine. It only illustrates how UNIMPORTANT you are when u have to put all those letters there....



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


wow this I'm-gonna-list-every-degree s hit is kinda like poker....

Who's got the "I'M ALL IN" post of degrees listed?:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
Spend some time browsing her list of published research. I don't see a trend at all in her clinical interests. The topics are so all over the map, I wonder what she really did for those studies, other than collect data.

Trust me when I tell you this, do not f**k with a chick like that. This is someone with a MAJOR inferiority complex, and also who probably clawed her way to getting where she is.

This is like a Sergeant First Class in the military. You walk into the room as a Second Lieutenant (sure, you're an officer and they're "enlisted") and start trying to issue an order. That Sergeant is going to look at you and say, "Who the f**k do you think YOU are?", then laugh, then walk away. And, there's nothing you can do about it. Sure, you're an officer. You could probably write them up for insubordination, but then your life of misery would really start.

The same rules apply in medicine. Think of yourself as a commissioned officer, and the nursing staff as enlisted personnel. They have their own, but separate and equally important (in the grand scheme of things), hierarchy. In med school, you're basically a cadet and have no standing. In residency, you're pretty much a Junior Officer.

Now, the Department Heads in your hospital are, for example, the Generals and you definitely do not want to mess with them. Every other day-to-day attending just trying to make a living is anywhere between Second Lieutenant to Colonel, depending on how important they are to what goes on in the institution.

Nurses, on the other hand, basically go from Private (E1) to Master Sergeant (E8). The Chief of Nursing for your whole hospital, and this is an executive position that sits on the board, is the Sergeant Major of the Hospital (E9). This person often has the power to get you fired, no matter who you think you are or what you think you can do. They may have 20 letters behind their name, but don't mistake them for someone that is "beneath" you because of it.

I can tell you that, as a resident (junior officer), you'd get laughed at by a Nursing Department Head (a high-ranking NCO, like a Staff Sergeant) if you start barking out orders. And, that person fully has the ability to make your life a living hell.

So, while we can laugh at the LMFAO degree and the alphabet-soup that some nurses put behind their names, just do it behind their back. These people deserve respect, because they too have earned where they've gotten, despite it being a different pathway. Remember also that this display is often reflective of some deep need to prove their worth to the healthcare profession. That, and don't forget some of them have power... a lot of power. If you forget that, you're ineluctably going to get burned.

Just thought I'd remind everyone of that, apropot of the sentiment in this thread.

-copro
 
I'll see your 20 and raise you. Here's 27 ... sans undergrad.

Outstanding Attending Nurse Award: Columbia University School of Nursing

Now there are nurse "attendings"????

It never ends with these people.

I wouldn't be surprised if their agenda was to turn nursing into a third "doctor level" branch of medicine. Allopathy, osteopathy, and ... nursopathy. Sarah Palin would have made an OUTSTANDING RN administrator. She'd have, like, 50 little patches on her sash.
 
Trust me when I tell you this, do not f**k with a chick like that. This is someone with a MAJOR inferiority complex, and also who probably clawed her way to getting where she is.

This is like a Sergeant First Class in the military. You walk into the room as a Second Lieutenant (sure, you're an officer and they're "enlisted") and start trying to issue an order. That Sergeant is going to look at you and say, "Who the f**k do you think YOU are?", then laugh, then walk away. And, there's nothing you can do about it. Sure, you're an officer. You could probably write them up for insubordination, but then your life of misery would really start.

The same rules apply in medicine. Think of yourself as a commissioned officer, and the nursing staff as enlisted personnel. They have their own, but separate and equally important (in the grand scheme of things), hierarchy. In med school, you're basically a cadet and have no standing. In residency, you're pretty much a Junior Officer.

Now, the Department Heads in your hospital are, for example, the Generals and you definitely do not want to mess with them. Every other day-to-day attending just trying to make a living is anywhere between Second Lieutenant to Colonel, depending on how important they are to what goes on in the institution.

Nurses, on the other hand, basically go from Private (E1) to Master Sergeant (E8). The Chief of Nursing for your whole hospital, and this is an executive position that sits on the board, is the Sergeant Major of the Hospital (E9). This person often has the power to get you fired, no matter who you think you are or what you think you can do. They may have 20 letters behind their name, but don't mistake them for someone that is "beneath" you because of it.

I can tell you that, as a resident (junior officer), you'd get laughed at by a Nursing Department Head (a high-ranking NCO, like a Staff Sergeant) if you start barking out orders. And, that person fully has the ability to make your life a living hell.

So, while we can laugh at the LMFAO degree and the alphabet-soup that some nurses put behind their names, just do it behind their back. These people deserve respect, because they too have earned where they've gotten, despite it being a different pathway. Remember also that this display is often reflective of some deep need to prove their worth to the healthcare profession. That, and don't forget some of them have power... a lot of power. If you forget that, you're ineluctably going to get burned.

Just thought I'd remind everyone of that, apropot of the sentiment in this thread.

-copro

UHHHHH, COPE,

so glad to see your prose again.👍👍👍
 
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Outstanding Attending Nurse Award: Columbia University School of Nursing

Now there are nurse "attendings"????

It never ends with these people.

I wouldn't be surprised if their agenda was to turn nursing into a third "doctor level" branch of medicine. Allopathy, osteopathy, and ... nursopathy. Sarah Palin would have made an OUTSTANDING RN administrator. She'd have, like, 50 little patches on her sash.

no worries, no one is gonna take away your MD degree. You are still at the top of the food chain.
 
So, while we can laugh at the LMFAO degree and the alphabet-soup that some nurses put behind their names, just do it behind their back. These people deserve respect, because they too have earned where they've gotten, despite it being a different pathway. Remember also that this display is often reflective of some deep need to prove their worth to the healthcare profession. That, and don't forget some of them have power... a lot of power. If you forget that, you're ineluctably going to get burned.


-copro

Absolutely true in academia/military.
 
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I am so embarassed. I missed the first reference to this acronym. I have no idea what scheezy y'all are talking about. Someone please make fun of me, but tell me what the heck-fire it means.

Oh and I have hated this stupid trend for as long as I have been in medicine. It only illustrates how UNIMPORTANT you are when u have to put all those letters there....


Guess you could say it started in this thread.
 
...but don't mistake them for someone that is "beneath" you because of it.

So, while we can laugh at the LMFAO degree and the alphabet-soup that some nurses put behind their names, just do it behind their back. These people deserve respect, because they too have earned where they've gotten, despite it being a different pathway. Remember also that this display is often reflective of some deep need to prove their worth to the healthcare profession. That, and don't forget some of them have power... a lot of power. If you forget that, you're ineluctably going to get burned.

Just thought I'd remind everyone of that, apropot of the sentiment in this thread.

-copro

I absolutely agree. Without necessarily "looking down" on nurses, as I know their role in healthcare is as important as mine, I think we often get into a trap of believing we are above some of these people. Long before I was in med school, I learned not to fuk with the high-power nurses. They are truly a different breed. By the time you see the 4th certification/degree behind their name, they are no longer to be thought of as a nurse. The military analogy is spot-on.

It's interesting to me the great differences between nursing hierarchy and doctor collegiality. I've found that once you've completed residency, most doctors more or less see others as peers. Of course you have department heads or world-renowned researchers, but for the most part we work together. Nurses do display this perverse hierarchy that extends from the nurse on the floor, to the charge, to the manager, all the way up the ranks to the DON. Director of Nursing, by the way, is my favorite title. The DON. :laugh:

p.s. thanks for ineluctably- it's rare I find a word to look up, but that's a good one.
 
Trust me when I tell you this, do not f**k with a chick like that. This is someone with a MAJOR inferiority complex, and also who probably clawed her way to getting where she is.

This is like a Sergeant First Class in the military. You walk into the room as a Second Lieutenant (sure, you're an officer and they're "enlisted") and start trying to issue an order. That Sergeant is going to look at you and say, "Who the f**k do you think YOU are?", then laugh, then walk away. And, there's nothing you can do about it. Sure, you're an officer. You could probably write them up for insubordination, but then your life of misery would really start.

The same rules apply in medicine. Think of yourself as a commissioned officer, and the nursing staff as enlisted personnel. They have their own, but separate and equally important (in the grand scheme of things), hierarchy. In med school, you're basically a cadet and have no standing. In residency, you're pretty much a Junior Officer.

Now, the Department Heads in your hospital are, for example, the Generals and you definitely do not want to mess with them. Every other day-to-day attending just trying to make a living is anywhere between Second Lieutenant to Colonel, depending on how important they are to what goes on in the institution.

Nurses, on the other hand, basically go from Private (E1) to Master Sergeant (E8). The Chief of Nursing for your whole hospital, and this is an executive position that sits on the board, is the Sergeant Major of the Hospital (E9). This person often has the power to get you fired, no matter who you think you are or what you think you can do. They may have 20 letters behind their name, but don't mistake them for someone that is "beneath" you because of it.

I can tell you that, as a resident (junior officer), you'd get laughed at by a Nursing Department Head (a high-ranking NCO, like a Staff Sergeant) if you start barking out orders. And, that person fully has the ability to make your life a living hell.

So, while we can laugh at the LMFAO degree and the alphabet-soup that some nurses put behind their names, just do it behind their back. These people deserve respect, because they too have earned where they've gotten, despite it being a different pathway. Remember also that this display is often reflective of some deep need to prove their worth to the healthcare profession. That, and don't forget some of them have power... a lot of power. If you forget that, you're ineluctably going to get burned.

Just thought I'd remind everyone of that, apropot of the sentiment in this thread.

-copro

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Most of the nurses neglect to put the three letters that are MOST appropriate:

FAT
 
Do not use FAT when you can go one better (letter that is)
with PHAT (also it is closer to PhD)
 
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