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Those Pre-Med "Noobs"
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Yeah, think...asian doctor Yang from Greys Anatomy.
I would post more in this thread but I don't want to ruin this thread's incredibly high virgin poster percentage (99%).
Your last post in this thread was at 1:41 AM this morning, so the way I figure, it took you about 17 hours to think of this insult (which is pure gold by the way, and don't even lie, you've been thinking about this thread all day while you were busy memorizing your textbooks). Too bad you can't memorize a good sense of humor, or in your case, a semi-good sense of humor.
Bolding text in one of my texts to make it into an insult; how mature of you.
A. lol, have you never encountered bleargh?
B. lol, you started a thread to whine and laugh about "noobs". How mature of you.
You lost your virginity to that psychiatrist, didn't you, when he told you that you had the highest score he has ever seen in 25 years and how special you are.
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Yep, I'm so immature. Bad idea to start posting on SDN I suppose; didn't know the community is like it is.
For entertainment's sake, though, continue bashing this thread! Charggggeeee!
You've been a member longer than I have and you didn't know threads would come to this?
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Nah I don't think so. For one thing, I do admire her strong character and ability to brush off mean comments. Whether that ability is really due to some virtuous trait or just plain snobbiness, I don't know 😀
i lux pr3meds lik muh.
tonight, we dine in hell!!!!!!
edit: fail, it was supposed to be all caps 🙁 Do I still win?
THIS. IS. S...DN?
If only I could be a part of a culture like Sparta. Where the babes are inspected for defects and if so thrown into an abyss to die. Those that survive the initial scrutiny are initiated into a ruthless culture where you have to scrape a living in a hostile environment. The rewards, however, should you succeed are great with a wealth of survival skills .... wait a minute ... *looks around*
If only I could be a part of a culture like Sparta. Where the babes are inspected for defects and if so thrown into an abyss to die. Those that survive the initial scrutiny are initiated into a ruthless culture where you have to scrape a living in a hostile environment. The rewards, however, should you succeed are great with a wealth of survival skills .... wait a minute ... *looks around*
Honestly though, LawNonTrad has resorted to stupid sex insults, and Once has just ignored everything said...sigh...
once: you really should find some friends, make time for them or whatever, it'll make you happier than working toward a goal that's years away. Being antisocial isn't exactly healthy either.
once: you really should find some friends, make time for them or whatever, it'll make you happier than working toward a goal that's years away. Being antisocial isn't exactly healthy either.
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I think the general lesson for this thread is that when you post on the internet you can be whatever you want. You do NOT ever post about having no friends (especially if it's probably true). When I post on the internet, I have thousands of friends who include Obama, Bill Gates, Oprah, Stephen Hawking, iCarly, and Spongebob.
I kinda thought this was common sense, but I guess not.
I kinda thought this was common sense, but I guess not.
LawNonTrad turned out to be such a disappointment. Soon, she's going to start acting like Tompi did and tell us to suck a dick every time we refute someone's argument. So tragic.
I agree, LawNonTrad has shattered my believe in the strength of character that lawyers possess...
gg once and lawnontrad.
Once, you can't respond to anything, for your own dignity why not?
LawNonTrad, are you really resorting to a sex joke about how "99% of people posting on this forum are virgins".
awesome jokez dude, omg. pwnt!
Dude, you've been too busy memorizing every digit of pie to get anything.
Once, you can't respond to anything, for your own dignity why not?
LawNonTrad, are you really resorting to a sex joke about how "99% of people posting on this forum are virgins".
awesome jokez dude, omg. pwnt!
Dude, you've been too busy memorizing every digit of pie to get anything.
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So many insults...
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are trolls,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are idiots,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are girls and are hoping to lower the virginity % of this thread.
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are trolls,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are idiots,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are girls and are hoping to lower the virginity % of this thread.
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strong aware. AT sometime? lol
Yea! Add this to your list of impressive accomplishments you made in your first year of college! You can brag about it to all your friends! ... oh. wait...
E-thugs
E idiots
is that supposed to pass as wit
With wit like that no wonder she has no friends. Probably bored all her friends to death.
hahahaha...yeah, I'm pretty lame
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I'm noticing a lot of familiar catchphrases.... looks like a good deal of the Bodybuilding.com misc members migrated to SDN.
Don't put this thread down! That would be so inhumane.
I really do enjoy the presence of 4chan internet culture in these boards which are comprised of aspiring or already practicing medical professionals. It makes me really happy.
Most pre-meds I know don't even understand humor unless it's helicase unzipping jeans.
Most pre-meds I know don't even understand humor unless it's helicase unzipping jeans.
So many insults...
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are trolls,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are idiots,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are girls and are hoping to lower the virginity % of this thread.
Way to bogart my virginity % joke... 😱
Yes this is exactly what we need, 4chan subculture ingrained into the minds of medical professionals. (can 4chan and professional even exist in the same sentence?)
I, for one, know that I will tell all the psych patients I meet to anhero because it will provide me with epic lulz.
I'm noticing a lot of familiar catchphrases.... looks like a good deal of the Bodybuilding.com misc members migrated to SDN.
This is why we can't have nice things!
It makes me legitimately scared for my aging parents. You all will be doctors about the time they start needing medical help more...😱 The average SDNer is about as mature and makes as many lame sex jokes as the 13 year old boys I was just hanging out with...😉
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