Those Pre-Med "Noobs"

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the duck said:
You know what I think? I think you all are secretly extremely jealous of LawNontrad claims at memorizational ability. So you spend your time trying to put down LawNontrad to make you feel better about yourselves.
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👎thumbdown Sure that MUST be it😉 ALL these people jelous😕 I mean really? OK buddy😀
 
iMEDatUCI said:
I think that if I met the OP in real life, I would tell her that if you're isolating yourself like that, you're doing it wrong. Studying hard at the expense of social life can get you into med school, but at what cost? You'll be alone. You'll be a doctor with bad bedside manner. You might even get screened at all your interviews.

But as it is, we're on the Internet, so my official response will be: "Stop posting on SDN..."
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Yeah, think...asian doctor Yang from Greys Anatomy.
 
kaylak05 said:
Honestly, this was funny for a little bit but now it's just getting ridiculously mean. If she really has no friends why are you all sitting here rubbing it in her face? OP if I were you I'd just stop reading if I were you. No need to let others bring you down...or try to at least.
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This. 👍

Once, most of these ppl are absolute jerks.
 
I would post more in this thread but I don't want to ruin this thread's incredibly high virgin poster percentage (99%).
 
LawNonTrad said:
I would post more in this thread but I don't want to ruin this thread's incredibly high virgin poster percentage (99%).
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Your last post in this thread was at 1:41 AM this morning, so the way I figure, it took you about 17 hours to think of this insult (which is pure gold by the way, and don't even lie, you've been thinking about this thread all day while you were busy memorizing your textbooks). Too bad you can't memorize a good sense of humor, or in your case, a semi-good sense of humor.
 
once said:
Bolding text in one of my texts to make it into an insult; how mature of you.
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A. lol, have you never encountered bleargh?

B. lol, you started a thread to whine and laugh about "noobs". How mature of you.
 
LawNonTrad said:
I would post more in this thread but I don't want to ruin this thread's incredibly high virgin poster percentage (99%).
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You lost your virginity to that psychiatrist, didn't you, when he told you that you had the highest score he has ever seen in 25 years and how special you are.
 
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Janieve said:
A. lol, have you never encountered bleargh?

B. lol, you started a thread to whine and laugh about "noobs". How mature of you.
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Yep, I'm so immature. Bad idea to start posting on SDN I suppose; didn't know the community is like it is.

For entertainment's sake, though, continue bashing this thread! Charggggeeee!
 
once said:
Yep, I'm so immature. Bad idea to start posting on SDN I suppose; didn't know the community is like it is.
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You've been a member longer than I have and you didn't know threads would come to this?
 
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once said:
For entertainment's sake, though, continue bashing this thread! Charggggeeee!
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Gladly! Thanks for you blessing!

ONWARD, SDN! DESTROY ALL IN YOUR PATH!
 
Once is about to start crying lol
 
iwantMD said:
Once is about to start crying lol
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Nah I don't think so. For one thing, I do admire her strong character and ability to brush off mean comments. Whether that ability is really due to some virtuous trait or just plain snobbiness, I don't know 😀
 
janieve said:
gladly! Thanks for you blessing!

Onward, sdn! Destroy all in your path!
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tonight, we dine in hell!!!!!!

edit: fail, it was supposed to be all caps 🙁 Do I still win?
 
THIS. IS. S...DN?

If only I could be a part of a culture like Sparta. Where the babes are inspected for defects and if so thrown into an abyss to die. Those that survive the initial scrutiny are initiated into a ruthless culture where you have to scrape a living in a hostile environment. The rewards, however, should you succeed are great with a wealth of survival skills .... wait a minute ... *looks around* :idea:
 
Honestly though, LawNonTrad has resorted to stupid sex insults, and Once has just ignored everything said...sigh...

once: you really should find some friends, make time for them or whatever, it'll make you happier than working toward a goal that's years away. Being antisocial isn't exactly healthy either.
 
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I think the general lesson for this thread is that when you post on the internet you can be whatever you want. You do NOT ever post about having no friends (especially if it's probably true). When I post on the internet, I have thousands of friends who include Obama, Bill Gates, Oprah, Stephen Hawking, iCarly, and Spongebob.


I kinda thought this was common sense, but I guess not.
 
gettheleadout said:
Honestly though, LawNonTrad has resorted to stupid sex insults, and Once has just ignored everything said...sigh...
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LawNonTrad turned out to be such a disappointment. Soon, she's going to start acting like Tompi did and tell us to suck a dick every time we refute someone's argument. So tragic.
 
Janieve said:
LawNonTrad turned out to be such a disappointment. Soon, she's going to start acting like Tompi did and tell us to suck a dick every time we refute someone's argument. So tragic.
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I agree, LawNonTrad has shattered my believe in the strength of character that lawyers possess...
 
gg once and lawnontrad.

Once, you can't respond to anything, for your own dignity why not?

LawNonTrad, are you really resorting to a sex joke about how "99% of people posting on this forum are virgins".

awesome jokez dude, omg. pwnt!

Dude, you've been too busy memorizing every digit of pie to get anything.
 
the duck said:
I agree, LawNonTrad has shattered my believe in the strength of character that lawyers possess...
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What do sperm and lawyers have in common?






















A 1 in a million chance of becoming a human being.
 
I just find it funny that both are girls.

Shy introvert Once vs the daring angry Lawnontrad
 
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So many insults...

1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are trolls,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are idiots,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are girls and are hoping to lower the virginity % of this thread.

:laugh:
 
armorshell said:
What the hell is a semi-photographic memory? I would be pissed if my digital camera took a semi-photograph.

Do you mean "really good memory?" Your descriptions are hilarious. Condensed, they read like "Oh yeah, if I study something for a while, I can remember it later."

REALLY?!!!?!???!?!?!???!?! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!??!?!?!!11111one
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:laugh:😀:laugh:😀:laugh:
 
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Almost 5k views! This is my best thread yet!
 
b2sun said:
Goddess, light my path!
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strong aware. AT sometime? lol
once said:
Almost 5k views! This is my best thread yet!
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Yea! Add this to your list of impressive accomplishments you made in your first year of college! You can brag about it to all your friends! ... oh. wait...
 
once said:
Almost 5k views! This is my best thread yet!
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E-bola...see what I did thar?
 
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I'm noticing a lot of familiar catchphrases.... looks like a good deal of the Bodybuilding.com misc members migrated to SDN. :laugh:
 
I think it's about time to euthanize this thread. OP already got a heavy dose of "you fail."
 
I really do enjoy the presence of 4chan internet culture in these boards which are comprised of aspiring or already practicing medical professionals. It makes me really happy.

Most pre-meds I know don't even understand humor unless it's helicase unzipping jeans.
 
mmmcdowe said:
So many insults...

1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are trolls,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are idiots,
1/3 of the people on this thread think that once and lawnontrad are girls and are hoping to lower the virginity % of this thread.

:laugh:
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Way to bogart my virginity % joke... 😱:laugh:
 
NHBPFA5 said:
I really do enjoy the presence of 4chan internet culture in these boards which are comprised of aspiring or already practicing medical professionals. It makes me really happy.

Most pre-meds I know don't even understand humor unless it's helicase unzipping jeans.
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Yes this is exactly what we need, 4chan subculture ingrained into the minds of medical professionals. (can 4chan and professional even exist in the same sentence?)

I, for one, know that I will tell all the psych patients I meet to anhero because it will provide me with epic lulz.
 
HotGhettoMess said:
I'm noticing a lot of familiar catchphrases.... looks like a good deal of the Bodybuilding.com misc members migrated to SDN. :laugh:
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This is why we can't have nice things!
 
NHBPFA5 said:
I really do enjoy the presence of 4chan internet culture in these boards which are comprised of aspiring or already practicing medical professionals. It makes me really happy.

Most pre-meds I know don't even understand humor unless it's helicase unzipping jeans.
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It makes me legitimately scared for my aging parents. You all will be doctors about the time they start needing medical help more...😱 The average SDNer is about as mature and makes as many lame sex jokes as the 13 year old boys I was just hanging out with...😉
 
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