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Those Pre-Med "Noobs"
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Strong pedo. Is that you CTPump aka MindlessWork?
I take joy in your innocence. To see there is someone left in this board that believes there is only 1 pedo in the world...
Well, I don't think aynone would EVER go out in public acknowledging 4chan. It's something you regretably know about...even their memes.
Yeah, kinda like that South Park episode when Kyle gets lice.
A wild once appears!
Professor Oak is ok if you don't catch this one.
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Go! Flamerzard!
Flamerzard uses Public Humiliation!
It isn't very effective....
Once uses chipper naivete!
Flamerzard becomes confused
Flamerzard is confused!
Flamerzard uses bickering on itself!
It's SUPER effective!
Flamerzard has fainted!
You have lost the battle....
Flamerzard uses Public Humiliation!
It isn't very effective....
Once uses chipper naivete!
Flamerzard becomes confused
Flamerzard is confused!
Flamerzard uses bickering on itself!
It's SUPER effective!
Flamerzard has fainted!
You have lost the battle....
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This post is full of WIN!
All my LOR's are gone!
This is the stupidest thread...
Nah, just one of many others...
Who's ready to start their pre-med gym journey? Brock the master of general chemistry 1 awaits.
Well, now I feel like altering a Red version rom and making it a Pre-med version. Lets make Onix lvl 30. Lets see if the main character once can make it (without cheating or making any friends along the way of course)!
Well, now I feel like altering a Red version rom and making it a Pre-med version. Lets make Onix lvl 30. Lets see if the main character once can make it (without cheating or making any friends along the way of course)!
That would be the best game ever. Instead of fighting the Elite Four, you need to defeat the four MCAT sections and score high enough to get into a top 10 med school.
Adcom Gary for champion?
and your gunner rival popping up and sabotaging your work?
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Rival : Gunner Gary.
He progresses to become an Adcom to sabotage you in the greatest way.
Everyone knows the only reason he got that job is because Professor Oak is the dean of Pallet Town Medical School, otherwise known as the #1 med school in existence, boasting affiliations with Pallet Town General Hospital, Pallet and Womens, and Pallet Isreal Deaconess Medical Center.
Lol wtf, ah pokemon brings back the good old days in 5th grade. Doing nothing but playing games and being naive. Sometimes I wish I didn't have to grow up so quickly.
haha, pretty sure I played pokemon as recently as sophomore year of college. Found a game boy emulator for my computer....productivity plummeted.
I'm actually pretty sure I still have my gameboy color laying around somewhere. Pokemon blue ftw!
Pssssh. Red was FAR superior.
I'm currently playing Emerald whenever I have some free time.
...on my HTC Evo. 😀
...on my HTC Evo. 😀
LIES. Blastoise >>>>>>>>>>>>> Charizard.
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When I first saw this over the summer, I had many lulz.
I just had a silly moment while grading exams from the class I TA for (Immunology)
It was the last question on the test, short answer, asking students to answer 2 of the 3 questions. They all involved a video we watched in class about pediatric oncology. The first question asked like how the boy was rewarded for resonding well to chemo (the local police station made him an honorary police office)
Anyway, above it, she wrote "THIS is why I want to be a pediatric oncologist!"
Funny part, is the question SPECIFICALLY SAYS answer 2 and only 2 of the 3 questions below..
She answered all three.
I had my silly TA moment and wrote below it in red "Not if you can't learn to follow directions! 😛"
Made me giggle.
It was the last question on the test, short answer, asking students to answer 2 of the 3 questions. They all involved a video we watched in class about pediatric oncology. The first question asked like how the boy was rewarded for resonding well to chemo (the local police station made him an honorary police office)
Anyway, above it, she wrote "THIS is why I want to be a pediatric oncologist!"
Funny part, is the question SPECIFICALLY SAYS answer 2 and only 2 of the 3 questions below..
She answered all three.
I had my silly TA moment and wrote below it in red "Not if you can't learn to follow directions! 😛"
Made me giggle.
That was so, so awesome. I sent it to all my friends with iPhones.
You are going to wake up one day and realize your life has passed you by while you were trying to start your career.
You say you don't have time to make friends now, but when are you going to make friends then? Med school will be filled with just as much stress and time commitment. Then residency, then fellowship. With your ambitions it never stops, and ultimately your pretentiousness weighs down your amicability so it will be hard to find friends.
Take everything in moderation. Study hard and play hard too. IT IS HEALTHY!
Even if we look at friendship from the cold objective perspective from which you view social interaction, it is a valuable career asset. I pray that if you are a clinician, you work on your social skills so you can at least connect with patients. If you don't cultivate these skills, I hope you live a cold lonely life as a research specialist, because you will enjoy this, and people won't be frustrated by your lack of compassion and social skills.
You say you don't have time to make friends now, but when are you going to make friends then? Med school will be filled with just as much stress and time commitment. Then residency, then fellowship. With your ambitions it never stops, and ultimately your pretentiousness weighs down your amicability so it will be hard to find friends.
Take everything in moderation. Study hard and play hard too. IT IS HEALTHY!
Even if we look at friendship from the cold objective perspective from which you view social interaction, it is a valuable career asset. I pray that if you are a clinician, you work on your social skills so you can at least connect with patients. If you don't cultivate these skills, I hope you live a cold lonely life as a research specialist, because you will enjoy this, and people won't be frustrated by your lack of compassion and social skills.
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Oh, 5 more days and it'd of been an epic 2 months!
But seriously; are you going to continuously post about how awesome you are?
In other news....
Stop reviving threads you failed at
I've got a good one:
A pre-med poster here on SDN slamming DO's without any rational basis or even a hint of logical sense - it was painfully obvious they were "one of those pre-meds at their universities who think they know more than their advisors and give out crappy advice"
oh yeah and her screen name was "once", you may know her...
someone deserves the iced sugar cookie that says "cocky douchebag"...
Blastoise sucks. Charizard with belly drum, air slash, flamethrower, and aerial ace will absolutely destroy other Pokemon. Blastoise is just a big fat blue turtle.
Blastoise sucks. Charizard with belly drum, air slash, flamethrower, and aerial ace will absolutely destroy other Pokemon. Blastoise is just a big fat blue turtle.
Freakin' hilarious.
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lol. All that red must've scared her when she got her exam back huh?
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