In a heart beat.
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Well, here you go then.
https://www.pausd.org/sites/default/files/pdf-faqs/attachments/1617Salary_Teacher.pdf
Unless you teach at Lowell (SF) or one of the magnets, there are Bay Area public schools that will pay six digits for an apathetic science teacher. Just make sure to wear stab-proof kevlar and titanium crotch guard when going to the classroom (looking at you, East Palo Alto). The related teaching boards have lots of arguments between public and private school teachers. Private school teachers are almost always paid less than public (40-60% less depending on degree and subject), but they don't have to put up with the public like the public school teachers.
A couple of my colleagues at the VA are married to teachers at the next door Gunn High in Palo Alto, and the drama is simply incredible (they should make a TV show out of it) with us having coffee talks on the trauma cases from the suicide attempts (stealing Daddy's tools from the Stanford labs for your dramatic exit is a real hit with the school custodial teams).
Medication Outcomes Center Faculty (JPF01360) - AP Recruit
(There's others that don't require a math background.)
I have a tenure track position at UCSF that I would like to offer you then. Included in the package deal is a CALPERS-funded retirement (which will never happen), more committee work, and 16 credit hours of teaching a year with no research commitment (for those of you who don't know academic loads, this is very high).
Somehow, I think you wouldn't accept. It's not that it isn't a good job or that what you have isn't a good job, but inertia is worth $. I think it would take somewhere between $50k and $80k to dislodge you from your current position right now. Bad management could possibly lower it down to $0 or you might be even willing to fund your transfer (the pay cut proposition).
Nursing definitely is at $0 at some places where nurses quit and get hired elsewhere all the time as a steady-state consideration. Pharmacy does tend to make those sort of longitudinal investments such that people are willing to stay in bad positions.
And FYI on that position, it's been unfilled for at least three years, because UCSF can't pay anyone enough even as an Assistant Professor to offset other offers elsewhere (the offer went to someone two years ago who picked UAMS over UCSF!). It needs to pay in the $160+ range to land a tenure track Assistant Professor there where that easily pays for a senior Professor elsewhere. The only sorts of hires they have had as of late have been spousal hires as it's not economical to go there anyway.
The grass is always greener, but there's usually a decent reason why certain positions do pay. Money is usually the last thing any business wants to offer, so if it is offering, then there's something to it.