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So i know it is not the right time of year for such a poem, and i know similar parody's have been done before, however, my boredom got the best of me and i thought i would share. Enjoy!
Good luck to everyone applying this cycle!!!
Twas the night before AADSAS
I was ready to submit.
My nerves were going crazy, down to every last wit.
All of undergrad led to this one night,
Would my app be enough? Would I put up a fight?
I tried my best to be a good pre-dent,
Even on mission trips I went.
First to Honduras, to fix teeth that were rot,
Then to China, where English I taught.
Many parties, and socials, and friends I missed,
All so I could study and make the Deans List.
I poured my heart into these last four years.
It cost me sleep, blood, sweat, and tears.
My PS was reviewed by the SDN panel,
Did they edit it all? Catch every last ramble?
I wrote it with confidence, I wrote it with care,
In hopes it will catch, an ADCOMs stare.
I researched faithfully in a biochem lab,
Tallying my hours on a watchful tab.
Then to my surprise, it finally came,
Under the articles forth author, I beheld my name.
Volunteering was an area, where I was weak,
Other pre-dents told me my outlook was bleak.
As they discussed their activities I felt so lame.
They flaunted, and bragged, and called them by name!
A soup kitchen, and YMCA, they went!
At libraries and schools, their time was spent.
The boys and girls club and hospital too,
Habitat for Humanity and even the zoo!
To other pre-dents volunteering, I couldnt compare,
I thought to myself, are admissions fair?
I searched SDN to comfort my sorrow,
Free99 said I would feel better tomorrow.
After more searching, a chart I had found.
It was deep in the archives, hidden underground.
DocToothache revealed my DAT was strong.
I needed not worry, I was competitive all along.
When I click submit, I will finally be free,
From all of this stress and anxiety.
I thought to myself as I turned off my light,
Happy AADSAS to all, and to all a good night!
Good luck to everyone applying this cycle!!!
Twas the night before AADSAS
I was ready to submit.
My nerves were going crazy, down to every last wit.
All of undergrad led to this one night,
Would my app be enough? Would I put up a fight?
I tried my best to be a good pre-dent,
Even on mission trips I went.
First to Honduras, to fix teeth that were rot,
Then to China, where English I taught.
Many parties, and socials, and friends I missed,
All so I could study and make the Deans List.
I poured my heart into these last four years.
It cost me sleep, blood, sweat, and tears.
My PS was reviewed by the SDN panel,
Did they edit it all? Catch every last ramble?
I wrote it with confidence, I wrote it with care,
In hopes it will catch, an ADCOMs stare.
I researched faithfully in a biochem lab,
Tallying my hours on a watchful tab.
Then to my surprise, it finally came,
Under the articles forth author, I beheld my name.
Volunteering was an area, where I was weak,
Other pre-dents told me my outlook was bleak.
As they discussed their activities I felt so lame.
They flaunted, and bragged, and called them by name!
A soup kitchen, and YMCA, they went!
At libraries and schools, their time was spent.
The boys and girls club and hospital too,
Habitat for Humanity and even the zoo!
To other pre-dents volunteering, I couldnt compare,
I thought to myself, are admissions fair?
I searched SDN to comfort my sorrow,
Free99 said I would feel better tomorrow.
After more searching, a chart I had found.
It was deep in the archives, hidden underground.
DocToothache revealed my DAT was strong.
I needed not worry, I was competitive all along.
When I click submit, I will finally be free,
From all of this stress and anxiety.
I thought to myself as I turned off my light,
Happy AADSAS to all, and to all a good night!
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