ME =
![Scaredy :scared: :scared:](/smilies/scared.gif)
(waiting by phone)
(phone rings)
ME = Hello??? Is this Pitt Med Admissions?
Caller = sweetheart, it's mommy! How's your day been?
ME = MOM! Get off the line! I'm waiting for a phone call.
Caller = is it a special girl for my big boy?
ME = MOM!!! ... (pause) well ... sort of ... bye Mom. (click)
(2 hours go by in front of phone)
(phone rings; I jump out of my chair and drop my food on the floor)
ME = Hello? Is this Pitt Med Admissions???
Caller = NO sir, I am calling to offer you a free paid vacation for you and your loved ones to Aruba ... all you have to do is just participate in a short 2 hour survey that benefits the Firefighters ...
ME = SHUT UP, man! Give the freaking firefighters my vacation! (click)
(4 hours go by)
(phone rings)
ME = HOLY ****!!!!!! (picks up phone) Is this Pitt Med Admissions?
Caller = Dude, this is the Ghost of Admissions Present, you lil' Ebeneezer ... bro, I'm so drunk man!
ME = Mike, go Scrooge yourself!
(goes to sleep ... then at 2am, phone rings)
ME = who ... what, what, ummmm ... (swallows) HELLO ... is this Pitt Med Admissions?
Caller = make all your fantasies come true with Wild Girls at 1-900 ...
(click)
(8am, phone rings)
ME = HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this Pitt Med Admissions?
Caller = No, this is Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes ... you've won one million dollars! CONGRATULATIONS, SIR!
ME = DAMN IT! Don't call me anymore! (click)