What Animal are You? (Fun Quiz)

[SkiOtter]

They make the rules as they go and then claim we don't understand.

#teamsingleagain #teamdontneedasignificantotter #theotterlifesucks #ottersshouldberenamedtocheetahssincetheycheat #nomoreotters

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Egg is part of the fubar family. she helps make the rules (though not really, she doesnt get much say)

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[SkiOtter]

This thread has gone so far off the rails... 😵

they always do when @cdoconn, @vetmedhead , @WildZoo, and I show up

 

[cdo96]

Still no relationships for me 🤔

Don't you have 4 baby daddies though for 1 unborn child?

 

[SkiOtter]

Um I'm sorry, I'm part of the Fubar Family and I still don't understand.
Basically:

1. Monogamy is generally the standard unless both parties agree to polygamy
2. Everyone is generally in a relationship, some people are in relationships with each other.
3. Incest
4. If all else fails, there's a family tree somewhere.

I AM THE KEEPER OF THE TREE (also @finnickthedog basically knows it by heart)

 

[cdo96]

Egg is part of the fubar family. she helps make the rules (though not really, she doesnt get much say)

I get 100% of the egg voice though, so that's cool.

 

[WildZoo]

Don't you have 4 baby daddies though for 1 unborn child?

I had 4 baby daddies and a baby mama, but I'm not sure what my relationship is now with the ones whose offspring are dead...

I mean I guess MadZoo and Wildlynx are forever but neither are marriages so they don't show up on the family tree.

 

[finnickthedog]

I AM THE KEEPER OF THE TREE (also @finnickthedog basically knows it by heart)

I stopped remembering it when I was set free. Duh.

 

[cdo96]

I had 4 baby daddies and a baby mama, but I'm not sure what my relationship is now with the ones whose offspring are dead...

I mean I guess MadZoo and Wildlynx are forever but neither are marriages so they don't show up on the family tree.

Ahhhh. Do you know who's child you're carrying?

 

[WildZoo]

Ahhhh. Do you know who's child you're carrying?

It's a baby bear so...either Drunk Bear's or regular Bear's. Always a side piece, never a main event

 

[cdo96]

It's a baby bear so...either Drunk Bear's or regular Bear's. Always a side piece, never a main event

I'd offer to wife you up, but you're my sister and like 13 so...

 

[SkiOtter]

I had 4 baby daddies and a baby mama, but I'm not sure what my relationship is now with the ones whose offspring are dead...

I mean I guess MadZoo and Wildlynx are forever but neither are marriages so they don't show up on the family tree.

I thought he said wildlynx was no more earlier today?????

 

[WildZoo]

I'd offer to wife you up, but you're my sister and like 13 so...

Yeah I'm way too old for you

 

[SkiOtter]

It's a baby bear so...either Drunk Bear's or regular Bear's. Always a side piece, never a main event

probably drunk bear

 

[singhb09]

CDO WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT. NO COCAINE, NO MATTER WHAT @singhb09 TELLS YOU.

Do cocaine

 

[WildZoo]

I thought he said wildlynx was no more earlier today?????

He says that but he doesn't mean it

 

[SkiOtter]

Do cocaine

NO.

 

[cdo96]

Yeah I'm way too old for you

Oh true. You're just so old. Eww

 

[SkiOtter]

I stopped remembering it when I was set free. Duh.

You were never set free

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Monogamy is overrated

I am just going to keep this one in my back pocket 😛

 

[WildZoo]

I am just going to keep this one in my back pocket 😛

Oh man, bet that's gonna get pulled out at an inconvenient time...

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Oh man, bet that's gonna get pulled out at an inconvenient time...

Phrasing

 

[vetmedhead]

 

[WildZoo]

Phrasing

It took 20 minutes, but I knew I could count on you

 

[SkiOtter]

when is it not when we're here

 

[750335]

I'm learning that monogamy isn't really a thing here so what is that animal that kills its mate after mating because that is who I am trying to be now.

 

[SkiOtter]

It took 20 minutes, but I knew I could count on you

I missed the notification for this thread 20 minutes ago

 

[SkiOtter]

I'm learning that monogamy isn't really a thing here so what is that animal that kills its mate after mating because that is who I am trying to be now.

praying mantis?

 

[WildZoo]

I'm learning that monogamy isn't really a thing here so what is that animal that kills its mate after mating because that is who I am trying to be now.

Praying mantis?
But like, only if the present he gives her to nom on while they mate isn't big enough.
(I might be thinking of some other arthropod, idk)

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Phrasing

Are you a real bear? Or just an imposter?

And I am sad I missed the phrasing...

 

[750335]

praying mantis?

Okay, I'm gonna keep doing that quiz till i get that. Love sucks.

4 baby daddies for @WildZoo???!! This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Some of the bugs do really messed up matings. I remember from animal behavior that one of the bugs cuts the female open to inject his stuff in there.

 

[WildZoo]

Some of the bugs do really messed up matings. I remember from animal behavior that one of the bugs cuts the female open to inject his stuff in there.

Am glad I am not bug

 

[SkiOtter]

praying mantis?

Praying mantis?
But like, only if the present he gives her to nom on while they mate isn't big enough.
(I might be thinking of some other arthropod, idk)

I beat ya zoo

 

[WildZoo]

Okay, I'm gonna keep doing that quiz till i get that. Love sucks.

4 baby daddies for @WildZoo???!! This is why we can't have nice things.

Why, because I get all the nice things?

 

[vetmedhead]

Some of the bugs do really messed up matings. I remember from animal behavior that one of the bugs cuts the female open to inject his stuff in there.

Ah, good old fashioned traumatic insemination.

 

[DVMDream]

Phrasing

I got an alert for you quoting WZ....

Does this mean I am WZ? Maybe we are twins? Or maybe I'm one of WZ's dead children? 😱

 

[WildZoo]

I beat ya zoo

 

[750335]

On a serious note though, @ZedsDed was right. You guys here at pre vet totally rock. Easily the most fun I have had on this forum. It has been a good sdn birthday for me today.

 

[WildZoo]

I got an alert for you quoting WZ....

Does this mean I am WZ? Maybe we are twins? Or maybe I'm one of WZ's dead children? 😱

Holy ****.
I don't know which one of these possibilities I prefer

 

[750335]

On a serious note though, @ZedsDed was right. You guys here at pre vet totally rock. Easily the most fun I have had on this forum. It was been a good sdn birthday for me today.

Even though most of you can't seem to keep it in your pants

 

[SkiOtter]

Why, because I get all the nice things?

not ALL the nice things

 

[WildZoo]

On a serious note though, @ZedsDed was right. You guys here at pre vet totally rock. Easily the most fun I have had on this forum. It was been a good sdn birthday for me today.

Awww Zed was talkin about us?

 

[WildZoo]

Oh, and happy SDN birthday @tskiihii 😀

 

[750335]

Awww Zed was talkin about us?

I may have asked where the fun is in this neck of the woods 😛

 

[SkiOtter]

On a serious note though, @ZedsDed was right. You guys here at pre vet totally rock. Easily the most fun I have had on this forum. It was been a good sdn birthday for me today.

what forum do you normally frequent

 

[cdo96]

I'm learning that monogamy isn't really a thing here so what is that animal that kills its mate after mating because that is who I am trying to be now.

I think black widow as well'

 

[DVMDream]

Holy ****.
I don't know which one of these possibilities I prefer

I guess I could also be the only alive child.... eating all the other children sounds like something I'd do....

 

[vetmedhead]

I just want you all to know that I took this quiz for my cat and he's a zebra

 

[KCgophervet]

I'm a sucker for fun quizzes, so apparently I'm a porcupine.

I'm a porcupine

Porcupine Characteristics

• Thrifty
  
• Practical
  
• Cynical

Sounds about right

Porcupine squad unite (from a distance)!

 

[finnickthedog]

You were never set free

All my marriages dissolved... so I'm pretty free.

People can hit me up if you're not a Fubar.