What Animal are You? (Fun Quiz)

[SurfingDoctor]

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[Doctor-S]

That is correct, just calling them panthers seems dumb since...they are just jaguars or leopards with a genetic mutation. Different genetics too.

Well, you'll have to tell that to @DocEspana in NYC because he wanted a sex panther and I did not want to ask him why!

 

[Teepster87]

Elephant here. Apparently I would have amazing sex with a Bison and a Rhino

 

[SkiOtter]

Found it. Looks like it has come down a bit to 39k. Here it is
"My wife and I have been trying for years to have a child. All the doctors we spoke with said there was no way she would ever be able to have a baby. The very moment these speakers arrived, my wife became pregnant. Coincidence? I think not."

"This speaker fits perfectly on my sidewalk, because I sold my house to buy these"

The comments will make your day

So I'm really diggin' the questions section currently (haven't made it to the comments yet hahaha)

 

[Doctor-S]

Hmmm but that's a leopard...

But that's a fine looking leopard, eh?

 

[Doctor-S]

Jaguar? Jaguar.

"Black panthers" are usually melanistic jaguars or leopards. Since they're in the genus Panthera I guess you could say the name is sort of accurate. But the word panther is usually used to refer to cougars/mountain lions/pumas, and no confirmed melanistic individuals in that species.

/end nerd

Still a fine-looking big cat, eh?

 

[cdo96]

But that's a fine looking leopard, eh?

It really IS a fine looking leopard.

 

[SkiOtter]

Found it. Looks like it has come down a bit to 39k. Here it is
"My wife and I have been trying for years to have a child. All the doctors we spoke with said there was no way she would ever be able to have a baby. The very moment these speakers arrived, my wife became pregnant. Coincidence? I think not."

"This speaker fits perfectly on my sidewalk, because I sold my house to buy these"

The comments will make your day

 

[750335]

So I'm really diggin' the questions section currently (haven't made it to the comments yet hahaha)

Keep going. It gets even better. I was wondering how it had so many reviews (considering how expensive it is) which I assumed meant that many people bought it but turns out...

 

[Filly Bay]

Elephant here. Apparently I would have amazing sex with a Bison and a Rhino

Mine says I would have voracious sex with a bear...

 

[Teepster87]

Mine says I would have voracious sex with a bear...

Wouldn't we all....

 

[SkiOtter]

Keep going. It gets even better. I was wondering how it had so many reviews (considering how expensive it is) which I assumed meant that many people bought it but turns out...

HAHAHAHA

 

[SkiOtter]

Mine says I would have voracious sex with a bear...

NO.

 

[Doctor-S]

I would definitely be cool with being a librarian

I think I saw @DVMDream prowling around a library.

 

[cdo96]

Mine says I would have voracious sex with a bear...

Mine says sex will be wet and wild in the water with an otter! @SkiOtter want a third child?

 

[Filly Bay]

NO.

But MOM, please???

 

[750335]

HAHAHAHA

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I found that thread when I needed speakers for this audio mcat series I was listening to. From that point on, no studying was done that day. Read every single question and comment there lol

 

[SkiOtter]

But MOM, please???

NO. besides, he's also one of your parents and WZ is the only one that swings that way (though to be fair its only her STEPfather...)

 

[Doctor-S]

yes. except it also needs to be drinking red wine.

Couldn't find any red wine ... because the PRE-VETS drank all of it today!

 

[Filly Bay]

NO. besides, he's also one of your parents and WZ is the only one that swings that way (though to be fair its only her STEPfather...)

You can't tell me how I swing!

 

[Doctor-S]

I am a bat!

@RespectTheChemistry19, here you go!

 

[Doctor-S]

Here I am, getting ready to fight you if you keep trying to steal my mate.

Don't mess with @cdoconn - or else!

 

[SkiOtter]

Couldn't find any red wine ... because the PRE-VETS drank all of it today!

No, that was only @cdoconn

 

[Doctor-S]

Warthog http://animalinyou.com/animals/warthog

@Lab Vet, you're the first warthog on this thread.

 

[SkiOtter]

I found that thread when I needed speakers for this audio mcat series I was listening to. From that point on, no studying was done that day. Read every single question and comment there lol

VERIFIED PURCHASER. WHY. HOW.

 

[cdo96]

No, that was only @cdoconn

Um excuse you, I drink white wine on the daily, not red. Sometimes a rosé if I'm feeling like it's that kind of night.

 

[SkiOtter]

Um excuse you, I drink white wine on the daily, not red. Sometimes a rosé if I'm feeling like it's that kind of night.

red wine (a GLASS) on the daily is the one that's supposed to give you health benefits tho

 

[SkiOtter]

You can't tell me how I swing!

I CAN SEND YOU TO THERAPY. THEY'LL GET IT RIGHT OUT. WE CAN PRAY IT AWAY AT CHURCH TOO.

 

[amgoose319]

Porcupine squad unite (from a distance)!

Steve Harvey: name a word that starts with "pork"
contestant: -UPINE

best. contestant. ever.

 

[750335]

VERIFIED PURCHASER. WHY. HOW.

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Wonder who we need to pray to to make us that rich.

 

[Doctor-S]

Team Gorilla here.

@Filly Bay ... here is a cute baby gorilla for you.

 

[SkiOtter]

Steve Harvey: name a word that starts with "pork"
contestant: -UPINE

best. contestant. ever.

I LOVED THAT CONTESTANT.

 

[SkiOtter]

Wonder who we need to pray to to make us that rich.

RIGHT

 

[Doctor-S]

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@SurfingDoctor, you must be a penguin, eh?

 

[nyanko]

why is everyone a dang penguin

 

[SkiOtter]

why is everyone a dang penguin

because theyre boring people

 

[Doctor-S]

I'm a beaver! It lists "collecting" under the hobbies section. My shelves agree with this assessment.

@Buoysel, I'll bet you collect a lot of stuff for those shelves - just like a beaver.

 

[RTC19]

@RespectTheChemistry19, here you go!

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Oh, how cute! Thank you so much!

 

[Doctor-S]

Oh man I'm such a sucker for personality quizes hahah.. I got Baboon! My hobbies include talking haha.. very true. Job-wise I should be an investigator or comedian! They aren't very similar but I could go with either one as a back up plan to vet school..

@SnowshoeDog143, you're the first Baboon on this list.

 

[DocEspana]

Couldn't find any red wine ... because the PRE-VETS drank all of it today!

Its okay. I'll have whiskey.

 

[cdo96]

Its okay. I'll have whiskey.

I thought devyn drank all the whiskey already?

 

[SummerTheLynx]

I thought devyn drank all the whiskey already?

Isn't Devyn before your time eggy?

 

[cdo96]

why is everyone a dang penguin

Because we're awesome? Also because penguins are witty, meticulous, intelligent dual-natured, inscrutable, and self-conscious and that basically describes practically every pre-vet I know.

because theyre boring people

um excuse you.

 

[Trilt]

Yeah pretty sure all the whiskey is permanently gone around these parts.

 

[cdo96]

Isn't Devyn before your time eggy?

shhhhhh. I read that in the drunk thread. I'm allowed to paraphrase it.

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

@Lab Vet, you're the first warthog on this thread.

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Here is a more realistic picture of a warthog:

And I should know. They are one of a baboon's best mates

 

[katashark]

I'm a wolf!

Love it! I actually wear a wolf shirt every Wednesday because I celebrate Wolf Shirt Wednesday in my life. I have a small collection. lol. My best mates are a badger, elephant and gorilla.

 

[cdo96]

I'm a wolf!

Love it! I actually wear a wolf shirt every Wednesday because I celebrate Wolf Shirt Wednesday in my life. I have a small collection. lol. My best mates are a badger, elephant and gorilla.

lynch kata b/c she's giving me wolfy feels

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

I'm a wolf!

Love it! I actually wear a wolf shirt every Wednesday because I celebrate Wolf Shirt Wednesday in my life. I have a small collection. lol. My best mates are a badger, elephant and gorilla.

Yay wolf shirt wednesday! I love my wolves!!

 

[vetmedhead]

Okay, so the only one I can consistently get on this dang test is Rooster.

I mean,

Roosters are those talented, creative, but somewhat eccentric people who make life interesting for the rest of us.

does sound like me.