What Animal are You? (Fun Quiz)

[SkiOtter]

The penguin crew keeps getting bigger. I'm a penguin too

I have so many new lovers

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[EP0NA]

I'm a beaver! It lists "collecting" under the hobbies section. My shelves agree with this assessment.

 

[SkiOtter]

I'm a beaver! It lists "collecting" under the hobbies section. My shelves agree with this assessment.

We're also judgmental.

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

Oh man I'm such a sucker for personality quizes hahah.. I got Baboon! My hobbies include talking haha.. very true. Job-wise I should be an investigator or comedian! They aren't very similar but I could go with either one as a back up plan to vet school..

 

[WildZoo]

I think beavers were on the mouse's lover list 😏

 

[SkiOtter]

I think beavers were on the mouse's lover list 😏

 

[SnowshoeDog143]

Forgot to post of gif of myself..

"I want in on this selfie.. wait are you recording?"

 

[WildZoo]

You're creating quite the harem 😉

 

[SkiOtter]

You're creating quite the harem 😉

I ain't part of the FUBAR Family for nothin'

 

[cdo96]

You're creating quite the harem 😉

Hmm but what happens if Ski's and DocE's harem meet?

(Actually they're all "real" doctors so they never come to the vet forums)

 

[SkiOtter]

I'm a beaver! It lists "collecting" under the hobbies section. My shelves agree with this assessment.

@WildZoo This is why I'm creating a harem. I like collecting things.

 

[Coopah]

(No I didn't not draw this one. According to @Coopah , this is probably surpasses my artistic ability)

This looks exactly like something you could do! I don't know why you think I hate your drawings so much, probably your just an oversensitive penguin 😛

 

[SkiOtter]

Hmm but what happens if Ski's and DocE's harem meet?

(Actually they're all "real" doctors so they never come to the vet forums)

did you just unintentionally insult doce? since he comes over to this forum? does that make him not a real doctor???

 

[WildZoo]

@WildZoo This is why I'm creating a harem. I like collecting things.

 

[cdo96]

The penguin crew keeps getting bigger. I'm a penguin too

I'm trying to compile a list of all of us! There me, Serher, Jess Monster, raf, tskiihii, and kara!
#squadgoals

 

[cdo96]

did you just unintentionally insult doce? since he comes over to this forum? does that make him not a real doctor???

He's like MJ. He only comes when he's summoned.

 

[SkiOtter]

He's like MJ. He only comes when he's summoned.

PHRASING


@Bottle of Bear makin' you proud

 

[vetmedhead]

I like the turn this thread has taken

I'll just be here, observing from behind the curtains.

 

[WildZoo]

did you just unintentionally insult doce? since he comes over to this forum? does that make him not a real doctor???

Well he is a DO so...

 

[vetmedhead]

did you just unintentionally insult doce? since he comes over to this forum? does that make him not a real doctor???

DocE's only an Internet doctor. He can only diagnose certain cancers found in the booty region.

 

[SkiOtter]

Well he is a DO so...

i was unaware of the fact that he was a witch doctor

 

[cdo96]

Well he is a DO so...

I just snorted.

 

[vetmedhead]

Well he is a DO so...

Oh, nevermind, he's not even a real internet doctor. 😉

 

[cdo96]

i was unaware of the fact that he was a witch doctor

He specializes in crystals and essential oils.

 

[SkiOtter]

I just snorted.

CDO WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT. NO COCAINE, NO MATTER WHAT @singhb09 TELLS YOU.

 

[WildZoo]

i was unaware of the fact that he was a witch doctor

He's well versed in...bone magic

 

[SkiOtter]

He's well versed in...bone magic

 

[750335]

You're creating quite the harem 😉

When your mate for life flirts with every other species within a ten mile radius

Although I did just ask for a divorce but lets pretend this came before that.

 

[cdo96]

CDO WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT. NO COCAINE, NO MATTER WHAT @singhb09 TELLS YOU.

( I feel like I have to add here that I am not advocating cocaine use. Some people don't understand the Bar's sense of humor)

He's well versed in...bone magic

Ahhhhh okay. I thought you needed an MD for that?

 

[SkiOtter]

When your mate for life flirts with every other species within a ten mile radius
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Although I did just ask for a divorce but lets pretend this came before that.

WHEN YOU ASK FOR A DIVORCE I NEED TO REBOUND.

But tbh, @cdoconn has already claimed the twlover slot and I'm @Bottle of Bear's significant otter too

 

[WildZoo]

If @Bottle of Bear isn't a bear per this quiz I might have an existential crisis

 

[cdo96]

WHEN YOU ASK FOR A DIVORCE I NEED TO REBOUND.

But tbh, @cdoconn has already claimed the twlover slot and I'm @Bottle of Bear's significant otter too

So really it's more like she mates multiple people for life. Understandable.

 

[WildZoo]

So really it's more like she mates multiple people for life. Understandable.

Monogamy is overrated

 

[SkiOtter]

If @Bottle of Bear isn't a bear per this quiz I might have an existential crisis

I already am because I was not an otter

 

[SkiOtter]

So really it's more like she mates multiple people for life. Understandable.

Monogamy is overrated

This ain't the Fubar Family for nothin'

 

[750335]

WHEN YOU ASK FOR A DIVORCE I NEED TO REBOUND.

But tbh, @cdoconn has already claimed the twlover slot and I'm @Bottle of Bear's significant otter too

YOUR REBOUND WAS BEFORE MY DIVORCE. I MAY BE AN ICE QUEEN BUT IT IS STILL BLOOD IN MY VEINS. IT HURTS. These feels suck. Life sucks.

Need a new lover... that isn't a cheater AND WILL BUY ME CHOCOLATE AT FULL PRICE

 

[cdo96]

YOUR REBOUND WAS BEFORE MY DIVORCE. I MAY BE AN ICE QUEEN BUT IT IS STILL BLOOD IN MY VEINS. IT HURTS. These feels suck. Life sucks.

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Need a new lover... that isn't a cheater AND WILL BUY ME CHOCOLATE AT FULL PRICE

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Of all the amazing New Girls gifs, Cotton Eye Joe Nick is one of my favorites.

 

[SkiOtter]

YOUR REBOUND WAS BEFORE MY DIVORCE. I MAY BE AN ICE QUEEN BUT IT IS STILL BLOOD IN MY VEINS. IT HURTS. These feels suck. Life sucks.

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Need a new lover... that isn't a cheater AND WILL BUY ME CHOCOLATE AT FULL PRICE

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IM SORRY YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUBAR FAMILY

 

[cdo96]

IM SORRY YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUBAR FAMILY

I don't think anyone understands the Fubar Family.

 

[WildZoo]

YOUR REBOUND WAS BEFORE MY DIVORCE. I MAY BE AN ICE QUEEN BUT IT IS STILL BLOOD IN MY VEINS. IT HURTS. These feels suck. Life sucks.

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Need a new lover... that isn't a cheater AND WILL BUY ME CHOCOLATE AT FULL PRICE

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I volunteer as tribute!

Wait, does it count as cheating if I tell you about all my other lovers beforehand? I may also be carrying someone else's unborn child...

 

[cdo96]

I volunteer as tribute!

Wait, does it count as cheating if I tell you about all my other lovers beforehand? I may also be carrying someone else's unborn child...

Wait I thought Bear ate your unborn children?

 

[SurfingDoctor]

A penguin! Can't I at least be a ferocious penguin?!

I was really hoping for honey badger.

 

[WildZoo]

Wait I thought Bear ate your unborn children?

The baby bear ate the other unborn children. So now it's the only one left.

 

[Coopah]

I don't think anyone understands the Fubar Family.

I don't 😕

 

[750335]

I don't think anyone understands the Fubar Family.

They make the rules as they go and then claim we don't understand.

#teamsingleagain #teamdontneedasignificantotter #theotterlifesucks #ottersshouldberenamedtocheetahssincetheycheat #nomoreotters

 

[cdo96]

A penguin! Can't I at least be a ferocious penguin?!

I was really hoping for honey badger.

Hahahahaha

#PenguinSquad

 

[Coopah]

This thread has gone so far off the rails... 😵

 

[cdo96]

They make the rules as they go and then claim we don't understand.

#teamsingleagain #teamdontneedasignificantotter #theotterlifesucks #ottersshouldberenamedtocheetahssincetheycheat #nomoreotters

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Um I'm sorry, I'm part of the Fubar Family and I still don't understand.
Basically:

1. Monogamy is generally the standard unless both parties agree to polygamy
2. Everyone is generally in a relationship, some people are in relationships with each other.
3. Incest
4. If all else fails, there's a family tree somewhere.

 

[cdo96]

I don't 😕

Are you on the tree?

 

[WildZoo]

Um I'm sorry, I'm part of the Fubar Family and I still don't understand.
Basically:

1. Monogamy is generally the standard unless both parties agree to polygamy
2. Everyone is generally in a relationship, some people are in relationships with each other.
3. Incest
4. If all else fails, there's a family tree somewhere.

Still no relationships for me 🤔