I would want to sit with Dr.McManus, I'm sure he has plenty of stories to tell.
From Miami to Philly, I was sleeping(window seat) and some guy dropped his coffee on my lap(it had cooled down)! I would have smacked him but you can't do anything weird on planes today. Then from Miami to NYC, I had the crying three-year-old, along with her crying one-year-old sister. Of course their parents didn't do anything to shut them up! I don't know what are your backgrounds but just the look on my parents face would have scare the s**t out me and shut me up(if I were a crying baby on a plane)! I wish Samuel Jackson would have been there to say,
"NO I CAN"T STOP YELLING CAUSE THATS HOW I TALK!"