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Table rounds rock. It's where everyone gathers at a conference table and knocks out all the cases there, with someone working a computer terminal to pull up lab values, maybe if you're lucky with a projector. If an attending does it like this you've struck gold, because you know how most people do rounds. March off to the first patient room. The student stumbles through his presentation, the intern listens waiting to pounce in and make the student look like an idiot. The resident stands there nodding. The attending pimps. They chew over some ridiculously minor detail for 15 minutes. The attending goes in and chats with the family for 15 minutes. The attending's buddy walks by and they chat for another 10. Then spend 5 herding the group to the next pt a few floors down -- and then you can't start because the intern is off answering a page involving a K+ of 3.4 so the attending decides to chat with someone on the phone, even as the intern is coming back, so that's another 10 minutes gone.
And even when a case is being discussed, everyone else not immediately with the pt -- the other student, the other intern, the NP, the pharmacist, the pharm student, the "nurse clinical coordinator" and other assorted hangers-on -- sort of check out... "That game last night sucked. If only they had been more careful about the fouls. Man, that pharm student is kinda hot. I wonder if she's got a boyfriend. Wait, what am I talking about. Every chick in this dump has a boyfriend, it's required, otherwise security won't let them in. What's with security here anyway... never around when your 250lb pt goes psycho, but always there to ticket you when you double park for 5 minutes. If I had my way-- oh CRAP he's looking at me. Ummm... what were the ARDS criteria again???"
Table rounds, on the other hand... rock. They just kick ass. Every case, every day, becomes an interactive learning session. You have to stay awake because everybody participates... but more than that, you WANT to participate. No marching around. You don't learn more about CHF simply by being in proximity of a pt with CHF. You learn by interactive question-answer sessions. The whole thing is over after an hour. The attending then goes off on his own to visit with pts and sign notes on his own schedule while the residents have time to handle the details of hospital life and K calls. If there is a case so cool that people benefit by actually visiting the pt, you do that after rounds... there is never more than 1 or 2 cases like this at a time anyway.
And being able to eat breakfast during rounds... how cool is that?!?
C'mon, attendings. Table rounds. You know you want to. 👍
And even when a case is being discussed, everyone else not immediately with the pt -- the other student, the other intern, the NP, the pharmacist, the pharm student, the "nurse clinical coordinator" and other assorted hangers-on -- sort of check out... "That game last night sucked. If only they had been more careful about the fouls. Man, that pharm student is kinda hot. I wonder if she's got a boyfriend. Wait, what am I talking about. Every chick in this dump has a boyfriend, it's required, otherwise security won't let them in. What's with security here anyway... never around when your 250lb pt goes psycho, but always there to ticket you when you double park for 5 minutes. If I had my way-- oh CRAP he's looking at me. Ummm... what were the ARDS criteria again???"
Table rounds, on the other hand... rock. They just kick ass. Every case, every day, becomes an interactive learning session. You have to stay awake because everybody participates... but more than that, you WANT to participate. No marching around. You don't learn more about CHF simply by being in proximity of a pt with CHF. You learn by interactive question-answer sessions. The whole thing is over after an hour. The attending then goes off on his own to visit with pts and sign notes on his own schedule while the residents have time to handle the details of hospital life and K calls. If there is a case so cool that people benefit by actually visiting the pt, you do that after rounds... there is never more than 1 or 2 cases like this at a time anyway.
And being able to eat breakfast during rounds... how cool is that?!?
C'mon, attendings. Table rounds. You know you want to. 👍