Your favorite MD vs. DO Analogies

[jordansetron]

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Ok, I get it. MDs and DOs are for all practical purposes the same. I've always been very amused with the analogies people come up with to describe the equivalent but unique degrees. Not trying to start a flame war although I'm fairly certain its going to go that way. Please no posts from insecure pre-meds that wish to use this thread as an opportunity to bash their future colleagues. We're all doctors (except pre-meds) so lets just try to keep it fun. After browsing SDN, here are some of my favorites.

MD=Nike
DO=Adidas

MD=colgate
DO=aquafresh

MD=CVS
DO=Wallgreens

MD=crunchwrap supreme
DO=cheesy gordita crunch

MD=BMW
DO=Lexus

 

[krefetz1]

What.

 

[asdf123g]

MD= miller lite
DO= heineken

MD= Strawberry Burnnetts
DO= Grey Goose

 

[SlugMD]

MD= Johnnie Walker Blue
DO= Johnnie Walker Black

One costs a lot more and tastes better while the other is not as "good" but pretty much has the same result after it is drunk

 

[ananasmed]

Ok, I get it. MDs and DOs are for all practical purposes the same. I've always been very amused with the analogies people come up with to describe the equivalent but unique degrees. Not trying to start a flame war although I'm fairly certain its going to go that way. Please no posts from insecure pre-meds that wish to use this thread as an opportunity to bash their future colleagues. We're all doctors (except pre-meds) so lets just try to keep it fun. After browsing SDN, here are some of my favorites.

MD=Nike
DO=Adidas

MD=colgate
DO=aquafresh

MD=CVS
DO=Wallgreens

MD=crunchwrap supreme
DO=cheesy gordita crunch

MD=BMW
DO=Lexus

Maybe my parents were secretly preparing me for a future life as a DO by buying me Adidas gym shoes and Aquafresh toothpaste from Walgreens. I've never had either of those menu items from Taco Bell tho...

 

[doctorold]

MD=your mistress
DO=your wife

 

[Iridescent]

Why?

 

[deleted407021]

MD = Whole Foods

DO = Local Farmer's Market

You get the same stuff, but you have a lot fewer obnoxious dorks trying to get into the farmer's market.




Still a weird thread...

 

[birdboybird]

MD = Star Wars originals
DO = Star Wars prequels

 

[birdboybird]

MD = Star Wars originals
DO = Star Wars prequels

Jk DO = Star Wars 7

 

[cryhavoc]

MD = Starbucks Coffee
DO = Dunkin' Donuts Coffee

 

[PocketJ]

MD = Pizza Hut
DO = Giordanos

If you are from Chicago, you know what I am talking about.

 

[NontradCA]

MD=Osler
DO=AT Still

 

[AlteredScale]

MD=DO
DO=MD

MD = epiphone
DO = PRS

MD=elephant
DO=goat

 

[Doctoblast]

MD = My current girlfriend
DO = My ex

 

[FutureDrB]

MD=crunchwrap supreme
DO=cheesy gordita crunch

This may be the strangest SDN thread ever, but I'll take a Cheesy Gordita Crunch over a Crunchwrap Supreme any day.

 

[mathnerd88]

MD= Coke
DO= Pepsi

 

[You're My Boy Blue]

MD= Doctor
DO= Doctor

Honestly this is the most random thread I've seen here...

 

[67552931811]

MD = Pizza Hut
DO = Giordanos

If you are from Chicago, you know what I am talking about.

MD = Lou Malnati's
DO = Giordano's

 

[0dee]

MD: Apple
DO: Android
DDS: Windows phone lol, jk.

 

[xBODOMx]

MD: Car dealership
DO: Used car dealership.

You still get ****ed either way in the end. ($)

 

[j4pac]

MD: Playboy
DO: Hustler

 

[ZezKaiEll]

MD = Star Wars originals
DO = Star Wars prequels

I guess that means COCA = the Trade Federation.
The next time another controversial school is accredited, I will say in my Amidala voice, "The Federation has gone too far this time!"

Also, COMLEX = Midichlorians & Dr. Mercola = Jar Jar

 

[jordansetron]

If medical degrees were a mighty ducks movie...

MD: Iceland
DO: Team USA
Caribbean MD: Team Trinidad and Tobego


This can't be the strangest SDN post though...can it?

 

[DoctorSynthesis]

Ok, I get it. MDs and DOs are for all practical purposes the same. I've always been very amused with the analogies people come up with to describe the equivalent but unique degrees. Not trying to start a flame war although I'm fairly certain its going to go that way. Please no posts from insecure pre-meds that wish to use this thread as an opportunity to bash their future colleagues. We're all doctors (except pre-meds) so lets just try to keep it fun. After browsing SDN, here are some of my favorites.

MD=Nike
DO=Adidas

MD=colgate
DO=aquafresh

MD=CVS
DO=Wallgreens

MD=crunchwrap supreme
DO=cheesy gordita crunch

MD=BMW
DO=Lexus

MD = DMD
DO = DDS

Aka no difference.

Carribean = unemployment

 

[DrPatriot]

MD = Glock
DO = Springfield XD

 

[FutureDrB]

Well, I'll keep playing...

MD = Blondes
DO = Brunettes

 

[RavenclawMed]

Maybe my parents were secretly preparing me for a future life as a DO by buying me Adidas gym shoes and Aquafresh toothpaste from Walgreens. I've never had either of those menu items from Taco Bell tho...

Let's go on a Taco Bell run!

MD = Lou Malnati's
DO = Giordano's

MD = Lou Malnati's
DO = Pequod's (their cheesy crust though!)
Caribbean = Giordano's
😎

Idk about everybody else, but I always went/go to Walgreens instead of CVS. Maybe my DO-ness was predetermined 😛

 

[InterstellarStudent]

MD=DO
DO=MD

MD=elephant
DO=goat

Goat as in, "greatest of all time."

 

[67552931811]

Let's go on a Taco Bell run!



MD = Lou Malnati's
DO = Pequod's (their cheesy crust though!)
Caribbean = Giordano's
😎

Idk about everybody else, but I always went go to Walgreens instead of CVS. Maybe my DO-ness was predetermined 😛

Dude, Giordano's >>>> Lou's.

You cRaZY!

 

[notbobtrustme]

MD=your mistress
DO=your wife

i like this one. assuming the mistress is like 15 years younger with a great "personality"

 

[oOKawaiiOo]

MD: Viagra

DO: Cialis

 

[RavenclawMed]

Dude, Giordano's >>>> Lou's.

You cRaZY!

The crust to cheese ratio is just too high, but Giordano's does have good deep dish. There's one right by my house and I was just there on Monday lol

 

[Moose A Moose]

MD: Geno's
DO: Pat's

(Philly gets it)

 

[AlteredScale]

Goat as in, "greatest of all time."

Kanye?! Is that you?!

 

[j4pac]

MD: Geno's
DO: Pat's

(Philly gets it)

Poor analogy...Genos and Pats sucks. Ohh the blasphemy.

A better comparison for DO and MD would be Tony Lukes vs Jim's Steaks. I would compare IMG to either Pats or Genos.

 

[Moose A Moose]

Poor analogy...Genos and Pats sucks. Ohh the blasphemy.

A better comparison for DO and MD would be Tony Lukes vs Jim's Steaks. I would compare IMG to either Pats or Genos.

You bite your tongue, sac of wine.

 

[DrKershaw]

MD=South Korea
DO=North Korea
OMT Professer=Kim Jong Un

 

[AlteredScale]

MD=South Korea
DO=North Korea
OMT Professer=Kim Jong Un

MD=democratic
DO=republican

IDK IM SORRY.

 

[jordansetron]

heard this one today and I lol'd

MD: Brazzers
DO: Reality Kings

 

[Roscoe11]

People keep saying weirdest, but I see it as most entertaining...awesome find

 

[turrgavi]

MD: Psychiatrist
DO: Psychologist

*pew *pew *shots fired

 

[DrKershaw]

MD: Mario
DO: Luigi

ND: Wario

 

[asdf123g]

DO=A+
MD=B-

like this comment pls.

 

[kenjixshadow]

MD=democratic
DO=republican

IDK IM SORRY.

MD:

DO:

 

[oOKawaiiOo]

DO=A+
MD=B-

like this comment pls.

Ill like it......if you give me your digits.......

 

[asdf123g]

like this!

 

[oOKawaiiOo]

np babe. My name's avagadro. 949-602-1023

Thanks! Imma count all the molecules in a mole

 

[oOKawaiiOo]

np babe. My name's avagadro. 949-602-1023

If anyone cares..... I knew this number was fake. No girl is named Avagadro. Then I thought, maybe she meant to say Avogadro (6.02x10^23)

6.02x10^23 (molecules/mole)
vs
949-602-1023 (Her "digits")

Hmmmm..... the last 6 numbers are exact.......

 

[asdf123g]

If anyone cares..... I knew this number was fake. No girl is named Avagadro. Then I thought, maybe she meant to say Avogadro (6.02x10^23)

6.02x10^23 (molecules/mole)
vs
949-602-1023 (Her "digits")

Hmmmm..... the last 6 numbers are exact.......

😉

Imma count all the molecules in a mole

i like it when you talk dirty to me ;-)