To anyone it may concern (probably no one at this point since we're so close to the deadline), the email I received back from VMCAS was useless so I gave them a call. I was told that it should be fine that I broke down my AP courses into what they actually are because they'll be marked as AP and they add up to the correct number of credits.
So that's what I'm going to do and fingers crossed that they didn't steer me wrong.
(For the records, this advice does line up with the quote I pulled from the instructions earlier or I wouldn't be following it. I only called to verify the instructions since it goes against the whole 'must match exactly' deal. The thing is with the AP credits you can't match exactly in my case because there is no course code, title, or grade listed on the official so it makes sense that there would be different instructions, I just wish it was a little more clear.)
Also, they strongly advised me to submit as soon as possible even though my transcript isn't in yet. So I'm having my mother look my application over for errors and probably submitting tonight or tomorrow. Then I get to play the waiting game... first for the transcript to arrive and then for verification.