holdtheZooshorts Presents: LaWWpy Sayings (game thread)

[supershorty]

Somewhere in a library...
The keys clacked as a shadowy figure typed. "shorty pls," he muttered. WALK PLS scrolled across the screen, over and over. Suddenly, there was a new message.
​

Play pls.​

He started to sweat nervously. He wanted the safety of tot chat and being surrounded by the comfort of other people posting pictures of their pets. He didn't want the stress of playing. He wanted to watch the world burn from afar.

"No pls, conflict of interest pls" he sent back before sequestering himself behind the other tots. He was safe here.

Or so he thought.

Meanwhile...
The group looked around, waiting for the signal to start. They knew there were killers in their midst. They knew the game was based around the wild tinfoils of their tot-hidden friend. They expected some interesting write ups, given the mod squad, although whether any of them would actually read the write ups was always up for debate. But they didn't know what other information the mods might give them at the start of the game.

The mods walked out, laughing and joking with each other. One smol shorty caught the attention of the group; it was clear she was going to make an announcement.

"The game is not mountainous," she said with a devilish smirk. Dubz and mayo chuckled.

Welcome to LaWWpy Sayings, a basics-ish role madness game brought to you by myself, @WildZoo, and @holdthemayo.

13 players remain.

0. @Melchizedek
1. @samac
2. @Animal Midwife
3. @Crayola227
4. @Viscernable
5. @genny
6. @BobLoblaw78
7. @Zenge142
9. @Dinashadow
11. @Chaostrodon
13. @Barkley13
14. @SportPonies
15. @cubsrule4e

Subs:
*crickets*

Tots:
1. @Lawpy
2. @CoffeeQuestionMark
3. @Aprilthearab
4. @TelemarketingEnigma
5. @motheatenlysis
6. @mkg323
7. @alleycat03
8. @WonderingStudent

The thread will be unlocked after a couple more opening posts.​

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[supershorty]

Table of Contents

Day 1: Most recent tally - page 9 @ 8:40 PM CDT, 10/27/21; Final tally; Write up - Vis was village hider
Night 1: Write up (in 3 posts) - samac was 3P fruit vendor survivor, Cray was village tourist

Day 2: Most recent tally - page 19 @ 8:47 PM CDT, 10/29/21; Final tally; Write up - Mel was village early vote closer, Chaos was 3P anarchist
Night 2: Write up (in 2 posts) - cubs was village reflexive auto-post restrictor

Day 3: Most recent tally - page 25 @ 7:15 PM CDT, 10/31/21; Scary story contest announcement; Final tally; Scary story contest results (in 5 posts); Write up - no one died.
Night 3: Write up (in 3 posts) - Bob was village post restrictor, Dina was wolf JOAT

Day 4: Most recent tally - page 29 @ 9:22 AM CDT, 11/2/21; Final tally; Write up (in 4 posts) - Barky was wolf redirector

Mod spreadsheet​

 

[supershorty]

Rules, including participation requirements

1. Most importantly: this is a game and is meant to be fun. Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Players resorting to personal attacks will be removed from gameplay without warning. NO EXCEPTIONS, AND NO SUBS FOR MODKILLED PLAYERS.
Examples of behavior we do not tolerate: name calling (e.g. “shorty is being a b****”), calling other players’ play poor/bad/subpar, or personal attacks. Please note that calling someone a wolf or wolfy is not a personal attack.

2. Voting will close at 9 PM CDT (10 PM EDT/7 PM PDT). Night will close at 9 AM CDT or earlier if all submissions are received.

3. 3. Do not discuss the game outside of the thread or your role PM. You may open 1 PM with the person above or below you on the roster AS OF D1. Mods must be included in all PMs. You may open your PM at any time as long as you and your partner are alive. If you choose to open your PM at a later time and the people adjacent to you on the roster die before then, that is unfortunate for you and you won't get to PM anyone.

4. Players must make 10 content posts per 36/12 cycle/5 content posts per 12/12 cycle to avoid mod wrath. Naked yeet votes do not count as content posts.

5. Dead players: please keep your on-thread posts to a minimum, and if you do post, please do so in ******stars******. Please do not react to strategy posts in the game once you are dead. Same goes for tots and subs - please do not react to strategy posts at all.

6. Ties will be resolved through RNG. Anything can happen. Consider yourselves warned.

7. Please do not quote, screenshot, or copy/paste from your mod PM. Please don’t fake quotes, screenshots, or copy/pastes from a mod PM either.

8. Editing posts is permitted, but do not delete them. Remember to unvote if you are changing your vote.

9. Votes must be formatted in bold or #########surrounded by octothorpes#########. Please make the mods’ lives easier by not hiding your vote in a wall of text. Please use the terms “vote” or “yeet” when placing your vote.

10. Do not discuss or share night results before the night write-up is posted. Strategizing between vote closing and write up is permitted, including for the person voted out.

11. If you require a sub due to unavoidable circumstances, please contact the mods in your role PM, and do not discuss it on the thread.

12. Gifs are welcomed, and encouraged, but please hide them in spoiler tags. If you don’t know how to use spoilers, ask.

13. We frown upon the use of village code. Don't try to.

 

[supershorty]

It is now Day 1. Vote/Yeet deadline is at 9pm CDT (10pm EDT/7pm fantasyland) on Wednesday, 10/27/2021.​

 

[Animal Midwife]

 

[Zenge142]

Oho! And we’re here!

 

[Animal Midwife]

Yeet Sporty

 

[genny]

Oho! And we’re here!

And we’re back


That’s pretty wolfy zenges

 

[samac]

I got super excited when I saw PMs and then saw the person below me was AM. THIS IS WHY THE MODS LAUGHED AT ME FOR TAKING THIS SPOT
@Melchizedek love me so I can poke AMs in PM and get ignored but not feel like I wasted my PM.

 

[samac]

Oh and
Yeet zenge

 

[samac]

Don’t you hmmmm at me @Zenge142 you know you earned it

 

[Zenge142]

Oh and
Yeet zenge

Samacs pls

 

[Zenge142]

Don’t you hmmmm at me @Zenge142 you know you earned it

From….?

 

[samac]

From….?

Your backstabbing betrayal in MHA.

 

[Zenge142]

Your backstabbing betrayal in MHA.

I’d argue I was one of the most pro village voices in the game.

 

[samac]

I’d argue I was one of the most pro village voices in the game.

I mean that’s actually not a bad point but I still feel personally betrayed and it’s earned you yeet status for 3 hours minimum.

 

[Zenge142]

I mean that’s actually not a bad point but I still feel personally betrayed and it’s earned you yeet status for 3 hours minimum.

Not the okays!

 

[samac]

Not the okays!

I care reacted!
It was really not the okays!

 

[Chaostrodon]

vote samac

Talking too much

 

[samac]

vote samac

Talking too much

Rood
I’m just excited

 

[Chaostrodon]

Rood
I’m just excited

Hmmm , why would that be

 

[samac]

Hmmm , why would that be

Cause I haven’t played the last couple games and THERES PMS CHAOS. PMS.

 

[cubsrule4e]

aaaaand we're front! or back? or to the side?? circle gets the square!

 

[cubsrule4e]

yeet the cheez

 

[Viscernable]

whats up im in class so havent read a word

Yeet zenge

 

[Dinashadow]

Your backstabbing betrayal in MHA.

I feel this in my soul

vote samac

Talking too much

wait have you not played with samac before

 

[Zenge142]

whats up im in class so havent read a word

Yeet zenge

Viscernable pls.

Explain charily.

 

[supershorty]

Rule clarification - see bolded.

3. Do not discuss the game outside of the thread or your role PM. You may open 1 PM with the person above or below you on the roster AS OF D1. Mods must be included in all PMs. You may open your PM at any time as long as you and your partner are alive. If you choose to open your PM at a later time and the people adjacent to you on the roster die before then, that is unfortunate for you and you won't get to PM anyone.

 

[supershorty]

Can I borrow a shoe? D1 Vote Tally

Sporty (1) - AM
Zenge (2) - samac, Vis
samac (1) - Chaos
Mel (1) - cubs

5/13 voting

@Zenge142, you are in the lead!
Missing: more than half

Vote closes at 9PM CDT tomorrow (just under 34 hours).

 

[SportPonies]

Yeet AM because she made me mad

 

[Barkley13]

One smol barky gently enters

Yeet Cubs

 

[Barkley13]

Explain charily.

Explain what

 

[samac]

Rule clarification - see bolded.

AM IM COMING FOR YA.
Samac is here to make you love PMs.

 

[supershorty]

Can I borrow a shoe? D1 Vote Tally

Sporty (1) - AM
Zenge (2) - samac, Vis
samac (1) - Chaos
Mel (1) - cubs
AM (1) - Sporty
cubs (1) - Barky

7/13 voting

@Zenge142, you are in the lead!
Missing: less than half

Vote closes at 9PM CDT tomorrow (~32.5 hours).

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Rule clarification - see bolded.

So now I have to worry about the strategy of who I sign up next to??? It's all too much

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Yeet Zenge

That pink pacman looks like a wolf-in-a-box

 

[Zenge142]

Yeet Zenge

That pink pacman looks like a wolf-in-a-box

Bobs pls

 

[BobLoblaw78]

I'm sorry

Bobs pls

I kid. It is obviously a Mrs Pacman

 

[BobLoblaw78]

Random tidbit: Pacman was originally Puckman but they changed it bc they knew what kids would do to the videogame cabinet

 

[samac]

unyeet Zenge

Your penance is paid.
Now remember this for next time.

So now I have to worry about the strategy of who I sign up next to??? It's all too much

You're next to genny and Zenge, good positioning.

Really tho if everyone goes below them then everyone will have 2 PMs except for the end caps.

 

[Zenge142]

unyeet Zenge

Your penance is paid.
Now remember this for next time.


You're next to genny and Zenge, good positioning.

Really tho if everyone goes below them then everyone will have 2 PMs except for the end caps.

I assumed the list loops around and the end caps can message each other? No?

 

[cubsrule4e]

Rule clarification - see bolded.

Are 0 and 15 technically connected or no? Not that im going to open a PM, but just for Mel's peace of mind that he could attempt to pocket me at any time.

 

[cubsrule4e]

Freakin' ninjas

 

[samac]

I assumed the list loops around and the end caps can message each other? No?

Hey that would be even better and give the end caps two also!

 

[samac]

Are 0 and 15 technically connected or no? Not that im going to open a PM, but just for Mel's peace of mind that he could attempt to pocket me at any time.

Nah hubby, he's gonna want to PM me.

 

[Zenge142]

Nah hubby, he's gonna want to PM me.

Hubby? I had no idea Samacs and Cubby were this close.

 

[supershorty]

I assumed the list loops around and the end caps can message each other? No?

Are 0 and 15 technically connected or no? Not that im going to open a PM, but just for Mel's peace of mind that he could attempt to pocket me at any time.

We'll allow looping, yes.

 

[cubsrule4e]

Nah hubby, he's gonna want to PM me.

Ah...so youre playing hard to get this game

 

[samac]

Hubby? I had no idea Samacs and Cubby were this close.

Mi amore, hubby, honey, all the same, together until the end since RvB.

 

[Dinashadow]

Mi amore, hubby, honey, all the same, together until the end since RvB.

Has cubs agreed to this