Would you eat a poop hot dog to gain admission to your first choice school?

[Juan Solo]

The fact that only 60% of people would do this is surprising. Who would honestly turn this down?

The fact that people would even consider doing this makes concerned about future colleagues.

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[640936]

I have absolutely no idea if I would; there are pros and there are cons x)

 

[Lucca]

Now that many people have acceptances in hand but many are still waiting, would you?

 

[TheLeadSeed]

As long as we don't have to chew, have a class of soda, it isn't heme or C. Diff positive, and it belonged to Megan Fox or a Victoria's secret model, here I come SGU

*no offense intended for IMG students*

 

[PharmStudent305]

lol^^ whether or not it came from Victoria Secret Models or not, a poop hotdog is a poop hotdog

 

[Theafoni]

lol^^ whether or not it came from Victoria Secret Models or not, a poop hotdog is a poop hotdog

Not if it came from some hairy fat dude. blegh

 

[Silverflash]

If I end up getting an acceptance anywhere, no. If I get no acceptance at all? I'd have a tough decision.

 

[soccerman93]

I think this would be a good MMI station

 

[Hospitalized]

Not if it came from some hairy fat dude. blegh

For what it's worth, an 80+ yo lady in the ER produced a very nice poop the other day. Textbook stool. If I had to eat a bowel movement, it would've been hers.

oh god what am I saying

 

[Ace Khalifa]

My answer is STILL no. I would rather reapply 5 times than do this absurd thing.

 

[Pusheen]

maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you were blindfolded, nose pinched, and were thinking happy thoughts

 

[TheLionheart]

You do what you gotta do.

 

[625233]

I'd eat a poop salad and a diaria smoothie for admission to my first choice, I'd eat 3 poop hotdogs.

 

[AlteredScale]

Can I add tapatio to it?

 

[Theafoni]

For what it's worth, an 80+ yo lady in the ER produced a very nice poop the other day. Textbook stool. If I had to eat a bowel movement, it would've been hers.

oh god what am I saying

Man, I can only imagine what the people lurking in these forums must think.

If given the option, I think I'd choose salad tossing over eating poop

 

[Lucca]

lol^^ whether or not it came from Victoria Secret Models or not, a poop hotdog is a poop hotdog

You are what you eat. I would rather it came from a vegan or a vegetarian. More fiber that way, bound to be solid.

 

[pithy84]

I honestly don't know. This is a hard question.

 

[future_dr]

This is me eating the poopdog. bump

 

[miamiheatfan]

I thought about it, my first choice school before applying is in California. My second choice school before applying is also in California. I sure as heck would've loved to go to my second choice school almost as equally as my first. Therefore no, I would not eat a poop hot dog!

 

[efle]

Who the hell says no to this? Ten seconds of nastiness for 4+ years of great location/awesome financial aid/prestige/whatever is a no-brainer

 

[625233]

I love bringing this thread up every now and again hahaha

 

[NeuResurgens]

 

[Oncie]

Considering that new Human Centipede movie is coming out.

I'd be the last guy in the centipede for acceptance into top choice.

 

[NeuResurgens]

Considering that new Human Centipede movie is coming out.

I'd be the last guy in the centipede for acceptance into top choice.

Some of these horror movies really show how f***ed up the human mind can get

 

[turayza]

Considering that new Human Centipede movie is coming out.

I'd be the last guy in the centipede for acceptance into top choice.

What the eff seriously???? There's another one??

 

[Lucca]

Just reminding everyone during this tense time in the cycle that there is always the ****ty way out.

 

[Mad Jack]

More importantly, is a poop hot dog a sandwich?

 

[GiveMeThatMD]

Who the hell says no to this? Ten seconds of nastiness for 4+ years of great location/awesome financial aid/prestige/whatever is a no-brainer

If you can slam a dung dog in 10 seconds flat then I recommend you seek professional help.

 

[Turkishking]

I would do it just to get into medical school.. Anything for a seat

 

[LuluLovesMe]

I would if it was my own poop.

 

[Lucca]

If you can slam a dung dog in 10 seconds flat then I recommend you seek professional help.

How has the phrase 'dung dog' not been used in 12 years and 24 pages of this literal crap thread.

 

[studentdocftw]

In the spirit of this thread...let's just say I finally got around to watching an infamous video that showcases this hypothetical act. Wasn't as bad as I thought.

Still wouldn't do it though.

C'mon guys....we're better than this. Let's try and reach our goal where 1 out of every 2 medical school applicants would eat **** to get into medical school.

 

[ChrisMack390]

No.

If you threw in a full scholarship though....

 

[oOKawaiiOo]

No.

If you threw in a full scholarship though....

Ill eat a full plate for a full-scholarship....... *Ahem*......... Waiter........Ketchup pleaseee

 

[NotWayneBrady]

Can I add tapatio to it?

I swear that stuff could make a brick palatable.

 

[NeuResurgens]

What type of stool are we talking about here? Very constipated? Those would be more like jawbreakers. Type 2-4 seem like the best fits for a hot dog bun.

(I apologize if this has been posted already.)

 

[studentdocftw]

What type of stool are we talking about here? Very constipated? Those would be more like jawbreakers. Type 2-4 seem like the best fits for a hot dog bun.

(I apologize if this has been posted already.)

LOL. what is this, a menu? "I'll take a Type 4 to go with a side of Type 7 in a cup, please".

 

[Mr. Beefy Lion]

I would easily do this again for a Harvard acceptance. Maybe even double down for fun

 

[Medical Bear]

Only if its 100% organic.

 

[Theafoni]

People are willing to eat ass for no reason but aren't willing to eat a poop hotdog to gain admission to their top choice. Come on people, Priorities!

 

[NeuResurgens]

LOL. what is this, a menu? "I'll take a Type 4 to go with a side of Type 7 in a cup, please".

Based on the results of this thread, a themed restaurant might be viable

 

[Holmwood]

Plottwist: we've already eaten enough crap equivalent to a poop hotdog in our lifetime. Both figuratively and literally.

http://www.infowars.com/there-is-a-staggering-amount-of-feces-in-our-food/

 

[flatbear]

at this point, I'm desperate so I might as well try.

 

[NoTownPreMed]

My pride is telling me NO!!!!, but my stats are telling me YES!!!!

 

[flatbear]

Based on the results of this thread, a themed restaurant might be viable

 

[Stephen Curry]

no

 

[flatbear]

no

DO it is then

 

[Lannister]

I voted no on this a long time ago, but now that I've been put on post-interview hold at my top choice, I've decided that yes, I absolutely would eat a poop hotdog to gain admission to that school. Wish I could change my vote

Edit: And now that I ended up getting rejected at said top choice and attend a school that I love, I would definitely not do it. You end up where you're supposed to end up!

 

[NeuResurgens]

Bahaha. Where is that from?

 

[Lucca]

Do asians have to eat more poop hot dogs to get into their top choice?