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I have started a personal "5 clinical medicine days left" countdown. Although, who am I really kidding, I have actually been having this countdown in my head for most of my 4th year. My last day is this coming wednesday, because I am not including thursday, since all I have is my neuro clerkship final.
Things I saw today that I will not have to deal with again, at least from the standpoint as a doctor/health care professional:
1) Lumbar Punctures
2) Consults for "Uncontrollable pelvic thrusting." (no fooling)
3) Vomiting old ladies
4) Incontinent old men.
5) Looking for medication sheets (like Where's Waldo on occasion)
6) Calling cat scan to beg for a study in the next few days.
7) Agitated people pulling out IVs, foleys, NG tubes, and EEG leads (ouch).
8) The %$!@&$# neuro exam. Tuning forks are meant for tuning instruments, not pressing against the inflamed and edematous bunion-scarred toes of little old ladies.
Ah, sweet bitterness, where would I be without it.
Hey, on the bright side, I met an IM resident today, told him I was going into path. His response: "Wise choice. IM is a continuous journey into hell."
Things I saw today that I will not have to deal with again, at least from the standpoint as a doctor/health care professional:
1) Lumbar Punctures
2) Consults for "Uncontrollable pelvic thrusting." (no fooling)
3) Vomiting old ladies
4) Incontinent old men.
5) Looking for medication sheets (like Where's Waldo on occasion)
6) Calling cat scan to beg for a study in the next few days.
7) Agitated people pulling out IVs, foleys, NG tubes, and EEG leads (ouch).
8) The %$!@&$# neuro exam. Tuning forks are meant for tuning instruments, not pressing against the inflamed and edematous bunion-scarred toes of little old ladies.
Ah, sweet bitterness, where would I be without it.
Hey, on the bright side, I met an IM resident today, told him I was going into path. His response: "Wise choice. IM is a continuous journey into hell."