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Premed Pickup Lines
Started by swifteagle43
Febrifuge said:
nice...you can improve with an opener
"do you need help with anatomy?"
and then follow up with
Febrifuge said:
I am really impressed
"I have a big stethascope."
"You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil." 
it must be in your genes.....take them off
🙁 i suck at this
🙁 i suck at this
Damnit Jim! said:
That was pretty good actually.
Damnit Jim! said:
nice!
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swifteagle43 said:
"you have nice paravertebrals".......it worked one time...what can i say, i'm a lower back man
you: did the tox screen come back negative?
her: yes, it was negative.
you: go get some charcoal.
her: but the tox screen came back negative.
you: i know...i just wanted the charcoal so I could light a fire in your heart.
😳
*dodges tomatoes*
her: yes, it was negative.
you: go get some charcoal.
her: but the tox screen came back negative.
you: i know...i just wanted the charcoal so I could light a fire in your heart.
😳
*dodges tomatoes*
Hahahahahahhaha How would you EVER pull that off? You are hitting on your patients?
I got another one:
"I can write you a perspcription for happiness Its called (your name)."
Then write your name and number on a peice of paper and give it to her!
I got another one:
"I can write you a perspcription for happiness Its called (your name)."
Then write your name and number on a peice of paper and give it to her!
Damnit Jim! said:
Damnit Jim! *throws tomato*
swifteagle43 said:Hahahahahahhaha How would you EVER pull that off? You are hitting on your patients?
Not a patient. Maybe fellow premed or nurse when you're both examining a patient. 👍
I don't think it would be too hard. I've always wanted to try something corny like that.
VFrank said:
Let's integrate. 😎
maybe on a peds rotation:
My love for you is just like that last kid's explosive diarrhea....I just can't hold it in any longer.
boo!
My love for you is just like that last kid's explosive diarrhea....I just can't hold it in any longer.
boo!
Damnit Jim! said:
I like the fact that you booed yourself! LOL that is awful joke man! Thats like being a psychiatrist and saying "I know why you are here. You are crazy about me right?"
just awful
but funny
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I think we can all get work now in the porn industry for writing scripts.
swifteagle43 said:
Yes... the future doctors of America. Now... I want you to take a bra and have it filled immediately.
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I was just thinking of making a thread like this.Hey, baby, you want to do some genetic recombination?
Wanna see the new tongue depressor they came out with?
Here's the best one - just walk into a bar and say, "Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!"
myfavred said:
😍 That's when you know you've found someone as geeky as you are.
logos said:
actually, that's an Sn2 (bimolecular nucleophilic substitution).
Yes, I spent several years as an organic chemist.
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What will I ever do? I lost my practice dummy the night before my MCATs?!
as a microbiologist i told a dude once to say:
baby u make my micrococcus experience exponential growth
too bad m.luteus only comes micro and not mega
and my favourite of all time is : molecular biologists do it with hot probes!!
baby u make my micrococcus experience exponential growth
too bad m.luteus only comes micro and not mega
and my favourite of all time is : molecular biologists do it with hot probes!!
wow u guys really got creative with those orgo ones they certainly make me swoon. (or NOT?) i like the calculus one tho 🙂 lets integrate so i can measure the area under all your curves. mathematicians do it discretely and continuously
Childe said:
nice!
"I'm drunk and you're still ugly"
batchild39 said:
"Now you my love are a candidate for plastic surgery." *SLAP!* 😱
Arsenic810 said:
"I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?"
swifteagle43 said:
Girls response: "Going into plastic surgery will be the only way you'll ever get your hands on anything this hot!" *tosses hair and turns around* 😡
haha how about this one: (haha not really for pre-med, but it is what we are working toward 😀 )
"I am a M3 😉 Still single, getting ready to do some rotation with you. Ladies??? "
HAHA can't wait until I can try this one out, hopefully I don't have to get that desperate
"I am a M3 😉 Still single, getting ready to do some rotation with you. Ladies??? "
HAHA can't wait until I can try this one out, hopefully I don't have to get that desperate
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DrHopeless said:haha how about this one: (haha not really for pre-med, but it is what we are working toward 😀 )
"I am a M3 😉 Still single, getting ready to do some rotation with you. Ladies??? "
HAHA can't wait until I can try this one out, hopefully I don't have to get that desperate
LOL
Thats a good one
Open up, here comes the tounge depressor.
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Aristotle
I know only corny pickup lines:
Premed:"Did you know that there are 206 bones inside of your body?"
Girl:"Really?"
Premed:"Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more."
(Girl slaps desperate premed)
Premed:"Did you know that there are 206 bones inside of your body?"
Girl:"Really?"
Premed:"Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more."
(Girl slaps desperate premed)
1) i never used any "medical" pickup lines on girls before I got into med school.
2) basically everything i've read on here so far might get a chuckle.... but nothing more
3) the only thing I do now revolving around medicine absolutely requires both people to be drunk and for there to be some sexual chemistry between to the two people. If you're flirty and toucy feely with a a girl, just reach up and squeeze her boob, touch your lips to her ears and say "it's ok baby, i'm gonna be a doctor" it's worked for me so far.
but like i said, this wouldn't work if unless there was already a good amount of sexual energy building between the two people.
2) basically everything i've read on here so far might get a chuckle.... but nothing more
3) the only thing I do now revolving around medicine absolutely requires both people to be drunk and for there to be some sexual chemistry between to the two people. If you're flirty and toucy feely with a a girl, just reach up and squeeze her boob, touch your lips to her ears and say "it's ok baby, i'm gonna be a doctor" it's worked for me so far.
but like i said, this wouldn't work if unless there was already a good amount of sexual energy building between the two people.
bump
Not pre-med, exactly, but something a nerdy pre-med might say. Or a nerd in general! 😉
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause
you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause
you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
UCLAstudent said:
HECK, YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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