Dear Match,
I don't appreciate the humor in giving me two interviews in Phase I and no match and then giving me only two interviews, again, in Phase II. I will forgive you for the feelings of shame and embarrassment that you have instigated by putting me in the exact same position, AGAIN, if you will let me match this time around. I have assisted you in your matching efforts on my behalf by submitting my ROL; and this time I solemnly swear to not change it constantly, annoying you as I re-certify each time.
Sincerely,
Wagwise