- Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
- Go on, I'm listening.
- Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
-' Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
- What's your point?
- The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Buildin' model airplanes!" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off your dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I've seen it a hundred times.
...sorry couldn't help myself, but agree with everyone above