Working at the big house, we see all kinds of craziness.
The best reasons I've seen/heard of so far:
- Pt arrested for unpaid parking tickets en route to day surgery
- Pt drank Tang at 1100 (Unaware they still make/sell this stuff.)
- Pt swallowed chewing tobacco at 0700 in day surgery
- Pt eating tater-tots in day surgery (not a pedi pt, "normal intelligence adult"...)
- MRI scanner too narrow for pt (Fairly certain the pt was too wide for scanner...)
- Pt smoked THC prior to arrival in day surgery (was nervous about upcoming surgery), another one admitted to EtOH & cocaine at 0300 prior to arrival
- Surgeon unaware of pt/surgery
- Pt refused to have labs drawn/IV placed
- The always-good "Surprise, you're pregnant!"
The best reasons I've seen/heard of so far:
- Pt arrested for unpaid parking tickets en route to day surgery
- Pt drank Tang at 1100 (Unaware they still make/sell this stuff.)
- Pt swallowed chewing tobacco at 0700 in day surgery
- Pt eating tater-tots in day surgery (not a pedi pt, "normal intelligence adult"...)
- MRI scanner too narrow for pt (Fairly certain the pt was too wide for scanner...)
- Pt smoked THC prior to arrival in day surgery (was nervous about upcoming surgery), another one admitted to EtOH & cocaine at 0300 prior to arrival
- Surgeon unaware of pt/surgery
- Pt refused to have labs drawn/IV placed
- The always-good "Surprise, you're pregnant!"