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This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.
First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.
Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.
Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.
Closed. Closed. Closed.
Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.
I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.
I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.
First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.
Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.
Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.
Closed. Closed. Closed.
Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.
I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.
I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.