Christmas 2018

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WVUPharm2007

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This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.
Jumanji wasn’t bad. And Pitch Perfect 3 had a terrible plot, but some catchy musical numbers. Coco is still in some theatres, and that was supposed to be good (though I haven’t seen it). Merry Xmas!
 
First Christmas my family didn't get my kids a bunch of random car tracks that don't snap together. Clothes, a few trinkets and they asked Santa for board games. Great ages (5.5 and 2.5). My oldest was stoked about getting a giant box of crayons.

I don't mind working Christmas Day. Ive worked every once since Ive been a Pharmacist. Great trade for Thanksgiving and New Years
 
have some hotpot today
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.

This is not your typical darkness....this is advanced darkness.
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.

What happened to your girl? She doesn’t want to celebrate either? Lol
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.

You didn't see I, Tonya?
 
Jewish and no.

If you live in an area with a decent size Jewish community, you can see if there are "Christmas" parties. They are generally on Christmas Eve.

I went to a movie theatre in an area with a decent size Jewish community and most shows we're nearly sold out.
 
Also you can get some sick discounts.

We bought a 7' Royal something fir for $5 or 6 yesterday
 
Monday Christmas just flat out sucks for overnights. Just finished the week up...supplies are low, tons of easy errands I could be just knocking out of the way, not even 24 hour gyms are open, lackluster movies. I rather wish I had just worked an extra day with some holiday pay benefits

Not looking forward to New Year's eve into New year's
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.
lol either bad humor or you might have some issues
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? Release something good on Christmas next year, you useless bastards. Some of us depend on it.

Then the Asian folk usually help out and keep their restaurants open. The people at my local Chinese joint converted to Christianity. Now those asshats are celebrating this stupid holiday, too. Why couldn't they just become Scientologists? Closed. Lame.

Nothing to do. Nothing to eat. Can't go to the gym and play basketball. Closed. Can't go shopping. Closed. Dave and Buster's? Closed.

Closed. Closed. Closed.

Of course, there's only one place NOT closed. I get to report for work at 9PM tonight for a new 7-day stretch.

I hate every last hypocrite in this country that celebrates this stupid holiday. A ****ing Prince of Peace that wandered aimlessly around the countryside of the Levant blathering on about how evil being rich in the face of poverty was. Your entire religion is based on this dude and his random thoughts. And you *****s celebrate your savior by buying family members useless junk from a sweatshop in China. If everyone went out and actually did something useful on Christmas, I wouldn't mind it. But as it is, people are just worshiping at the alter of consumerism. Oh well, at least your consumer spending will make my 401k go up. They need to just cancel Christmas next year. It serves no positive purpose.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings and your Christmas trees catch fire and burn your houses down.
That hit me right in the feels bro. I eat out nearly every meal due to my living environment not supporting the ability to make meals/cook. With everything closed and everyone out having a great time with their significant other then i'm home alone with no one.
 
That hit me right in the feels bro. I eat out nearly every meal due to my living environment not supporting the ability to make meals/cook. With everything closed and everyone out having a great time with their significant other then i'm home alone with no one.

It’s all about the frozen/microwaveable burritos man
 
This stupid depressing, lonely ass holiday.

First off, the Hollywood folk usually give me a hand and keep the theaters open. Which they are. Thanks. I appreciate you. I DO. But this year there isn't anything good out. I already saw the new Star Wars. Apparently I'm the only person that liked it. Other than that, nothing. I don't feel like watching a damned Jumanji remake. The first one was all we really needed as a society. There's a Winston Churchill biopic I could go sleep through, I guess. Pitch Perfect 3? lol, no. There's some Honey I Shrunk the Kids ripoff with Matt Damon in it. Pass. A few years ago, you gave me a new Tarantino movie. WTF has happened? .

The Churchill biopic was actually pretty good, would recommend.


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Staffed AoD earlier in the day to relieve the normal so that he could celebrate with his young kids (who still take Christmas seriously). Managed to go to a community theater with the wife and saw Blade Runner: Directors Cut and Blade Runner 2049 back-to-back (we never watch movies that often) which was worth the day. Ate excellent Chinese (tea smoked duck, roasted pork belly with extra skin, gingered chicken lao fun soup) afterward (and much better than that awful surstromming that was offered the night before at the in-laws).

I had Payday 2's If It Has To Be Christmas on at the Christmas party and I think it applies to your situation and I agree with the message.
 
lol either bad humor or you might have some issues

Nah, he just has Christmas issues. He writes something like this every year, although usually he has Chinese food to placate him.

Look on the bright side OP, at least you got to look forward to working Christmas night!
 
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