- Joined
- Mar 6, 2014
- Messages
- 3,049
- Reaction score
- 10,370
They probably ordered a CTA runoff to "help you out" and make rads have a stroke about reading another runoff on someone for zero reason lol2am
ED PA: "Hey I have a consult for trauma. This 30 yo F fell down a flight of stairs."
Me: "Ok, what injuries do they have? Looks like their scans show no injuries or fractures."
ED PA: "No injuries, just a lot of bruising, wondering if you could admit her to trauma?"
Me: "You want me to admit a patient to our service for bruising? Can she walk?"
ED PA: "Yeah, there's a lot of bruising all over her legs and arms etc. She can walk."
Me: Laughing at this point "Yep, no indication for admission to trauma, and I don't need to see her. Thanks."
New ED NP: "Hey can you see this patient for a vascular consult for acute limb ischemia? 75 yo lady with CHF, I cannot find distal pulses or doppler signals"
Me: "Is she complaining of leg pain, numbness, etc?"
ED NP: "No, she is walking around just fine."
Me: "Doesn't sound like acute limb ischemia then, but sure, I'll take a look later after I see some other consults." Walk by this lady in the ED. Her legs look like water balloons. Doppler signals intact. "No need for vascular consult, rec workup for CHF exacerbation."
-Burnt out PGY-3