##--DMU Class Of 2010--## part 02

[jbone]

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Ya, with my PBL anatomy elective I have 4 tests that week. And how am I preparing for that week... watching the basketball playoffs.

Tell me about it. Between the Jazz games and Golden State (freakin amazing), it's been hard to focus.

 

[djnels01]

C'mon Golden State, BEAT THOSE MAVS!

Gotta go, my gastrocolic reflex is overacting again 🙁

23 DAYS!

 

[djnels01]

Alright crew, here's the skinny on the RAM upgrade: I talked with one of the techies at the help desk today and supposedly those of us with Tablet PC's will be getting a 1Gb upgrade at the end of the month (or beginning of 2nd year). I asked if we would be able to get some sort of refund if we already chose to upgrade on our own and he wasn't too sure, but said to hang on to any receipts/packaging so you could prove it.

So would a 1Gb and a 512 mb work as well as 2 512's running in tandem? SOUNDMAN, didn't you say they run more efficiently when they're the same size?

Hope everyone got a ton of points back on Path. 22!

 

[djnels01]

I just spilled gatorade on my mouse...

 

[SOUNDMAN]

to get the "dual" effect, you have to have two matched sticks of same capacity and speed. Basically it allows the computer to share the information between the two sticks twice as fast, from how I understand it.

 

[djnels01]

to get the "dual" effect, you have to have two matched sticks of same capacity and speed. Basically it allows the computer to share the information between the two sticks twice as fast, from how I understand it.

So, would it be FASTER overall than a 1 Gb and a 512 mb?

Anyone have a clue when these online assignments are due for Geriatrics? I haven't seen any announcements on BB yet...

 

[thejanitor99]

So, would it be FASTER overall than a 1 Gb and a 512 mb?

Anyone have a clue when these online assignments are due for Geriatrics? I haven't seen any announcements on BB yet...

online assignments? do tell.....

 

[djnels01]

online assignments? do tell.....

"On-line Assignments – (9 points)
There will be three online assignments that will require students to utilize the Internet to research information and document answers to questions pertinent to that assignment. These assignments should not take longer than 15-30 minutes to complete and will be completed within an assigned time frame (usually a 2-5 day period). The deadlines for completion of the projects will be included in the Blackboard posting for the assignment. Failure to complete the assignment by the deadline will result in a one (1) point deduction per day from the total possible points for the assignment." 😱

However, it IS only 9 points-

 

[jbone]

"On-line Assignments – (9 points)
There will be three online assignments that will require students to utilize the Internet to research information and document answers to questions pertinent to that assignment. These assignments should not take longer than 15-30 minutes to complete and will be completed within an assigned time frame (usually a 2-5 day period). The deadlines for completion of the projects will be included in the Blackboard posting for the assignment. Failure to complete the assignment by the deadline will result in a one (1) point deduction per day from the total possible points for the assignment." 😱

However, it IS only 9 points-

=lame

 

[thejanitor99]

=lame

everyone ready for the gauntlet the next 3 weeks!

 

[jbone]

BYOKY...

Bring it.

 

[misparas]

I was pleased to see on the portal that our tuition only went up by a grand.

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=393055

"Just got a letter from our fearless university president. It's a lovely 2-pager with all the wonderful going-ons in UNE.

The best part was the final insert, a brief announcement lovingly folded and placed with extra care in the envelope: tuition rates will be $39 grand next year."

 

[jbone]

GO JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH BABY!! I'm never going to get any studying done now that they advanced. What do you do?

 

[SOUNDMAN]

I haven't even seen these ONLINE assignments or anything yet. Anyone else? I took those quizzes but they said they weren't graded. Just what I need is more freaking work during these three weeks.

DJ: Better to have two matched sticks that equal 1GB then a single 1GB stick by itself. Even better is TWO matched 1GB sticks...that's what I have.

 

[djnels01]

DJ: Better to have two matched sticks that equal 1GB then a single 1GB stick by itself. Even better is TWO matched 1GB sticks...that's what I have.

Ok, what about 1 1GB and 1 512mb together? Versus 2 512GB sticks (which I have now). I'm trying to decide if keeping my 2 512's is faster than a 1GB with a 512mb. Understand what I'm asking?

 

[djnels01]

I haven't even seen these ONLINE assignments or anything yet. Anyone else? I took those quizzes but they said they weren't graded. Just what I need is more freaking work during these three weeks.

DJ: Better to have two matched sticks that equal 1GB then a single 1GB stick by itself. Even better is TWO matched 1GB sticks...that's what I have.

P.S. I heart you

 

[SOUNDMAN]

Refer to my previous statement. You want the "dual channel" effect. It doubles your speed. If you have a 1gb and 512 mb, you don't get that effect. If you have a 1gb stick, just get another, and donate your lone 512mb to some lonely DPM.

 

[djnels01]

Refer to my previous statement. You want the "dual channel" effect. It doubles your speed. If you have a 1gb and 512 mb, you don't get that effect. If you have a 1gb stick, just get another, and donate your lone 512mb to some lonely DPM.

Your infinite words of wisdom are surpassed only by your boyish good looks. Grazie.

 

[SOUNDMAN]

That's fine and dandy but tell grandma to get those frail fingers going and start punching some keys to get those scores out. She spoiled us last time. Don't let her stop spoiling us!

 

[jbone]

Your infinite words of wisdom are surpassed only by your boyish good looks. Grazie.

Dj, I love you man. But are you cheating on me??

Let me know if you'll let me do a little OMM action on you. Full bodies are due Friday (Does anyone know what time???). So let me know.
Maybe your grandma is embarrassed by our scores and is afraid of an uprising from the 2010 class if she posts them.

Very possible Granny Nelson, watch your back.

BTW, you are all now officially cheering for the Jazz tonight to PWN the GS Warriors. If not, I'm going to get mid-evil on ya! **You are all under my spell**

 

[djnels01]

Dj, I love you man. But are you cheating on me??

Let me know if you'll let me do a little OMM action on you. Full bodies are due Friday (Does anyone know what time???). So let me know.
Maybe your grandma is embarrassed by our scores and is afraid of an uprising from the 2010 class if she posts them.

Very possible Granny Nelson, watch your back.

BTW, you are all now officially cheering for the Jazz tonight to PWN the GS Warriors. If not, I'm going to get mid-evil on ya! **You are all under my spell**

Absolutely. I need to do 2 more myself. Sometime tomorrow or Wednesday work for ya?

Oh, and who was it that dropped that bomb this morning during neuro!? My God, it smelled like someone was baking brownies... Which one of you chuckleheads was it?

 

[jbone]

Absolutely. I need to do 2 more myself. Sometime tomorrow or Wednesday work for ya?

Oh, and who was it that dropped that bomb this morning during neuro!? My God, it smelled like someone was baking brownies... Which one of you chuckleheads was it?

Hey man...."the smeller's the feller"

Which reminds me..."He who farts in church, sits in his own pew"

Tomorrow or whenever is fine. Let me know little man. I'm here (Library) all day today, tomorrow, Wed, and part of Thurs. BTW, do you know what time they are due Friday? Morning? Afternoon? Mr. Fellow...we are waiting.

 

[theunc31]

Dj, I love you man. But are you cheating on me??

Let me know if you'll let me do a little OMM action on you. Full bodies are due Friday (Does anyone know what time???). So let me know.
Maybe your grandma is embarrassed by our scores and is afraid of an uprising from the 2010 class if she posts them.

Very possible Granny Nelson, watch your back.

BTW, you are all now officially cheering for the Jazz tonight to PWN the GS Warriors. If not, I'm going to get mid-evil on ya! **You are all under my spell**

Since my bulls are getting SMACKED DOWN I am officially on the Golden State bandwagon. I especially love the fact that at least 3/4 of Matt Barnes' body is covered with ridiculous tattoos. Is that a dreamcatcher on his left arm?????

 

[jbone]

Since my bulls are getting SMACKED DOWN I am officially on the Golden State bandwagon. I especially love the fact that at least 3/4 of Matt Barnes' body is covered with ridiculous tattoos. Is that a dreamcatcher on his left arm?????

ahhh, come on. Show the Jazz some love. Great game last night....now lets hope they can keep it going. Yea, Barnes is freakin crazy. The only dreams he's going to be catching are nightmares of Boozer swinging from the rim

 

[SOUNDMAN]

Holy Crap! Is anyone else swimming with lead shoes and a twelve foot chain around their neck in the middle of a giant ocean? Now where did I put my life jacket...?

/me goes and picks up a McDonald's application

 

[jbone]

Holy Crap! Is anyone else swimming with lead shoes and a twelve foot chain around their neck in the middle of a giant ocean? Now where did I put my life jacket...?

/me goes and picks up a McDonald's application

I'll do your interview. I've been here for years. Just use crayon on your application or I won't accept it.

 

[jbone]

BTW, if any of you want some OMM lovin tomorrow (before noon), drop me a PM or email. Looks like I'm going to be one short. Man...I love this stuff.
FYI-no ischial spread spread from me baby. Unless you want it. We know jamers would.

 

[Krazykritter]

Speaking of OMM lovin...I would like to say that I had my last OMM practical EVER today!!! It's not that I dislike OMM or anything, but it's such a great feeling to be done w/ OMM required lectures/labs/practicals.

 

[theunc31]

ahhh, come on. Show the Jazz some love. Great game last night....now lets hope they can keep it going. Yea, Barnes is freakin crazy. The only dreams he's going to be catching are nightmares of Boozer swinging from the rim

I do love that they're trying to compose a team solely of ex-fighting illini. Now if they could just pry Brian Cook from the Lakers and some how get Kendall Gill back into the NBA, they'd be well on their way. Too bad Dee Brown got carried off on a stretcher the other day. He'll be a nice 6th-7th guy on an NBA team for years to come. He's fast and he has a high energy level, perfect for your style of play.

 

[jbone]

I do love that they're trying to compose a team solely of ex-fighting illini. Now if they could just pry Brian Cook from the Lakers and some how get Kendall Gill back into the NBA, they'd be well on their way. Too bad Dee Brown got carried off on a stretcher the other day. He'll be a nice 6th-7th guy on an NBA team for years to come. He's fast and he has a high energy level, perfect for your style of play.

BTW, sorry about your Bulls. I'm being serious about that one.

Ready for some R and R. Who's with me??

I'm going to see if that L4-S2 thing really works. hehe.

 

[theunc31]

BTW, sorry about your Bulls. I'm being serious about that one.

Ready for some R and R. Who's with me??

I'm going to see if that L4-S2 thing really works. hehe.

That's only the second game, in my history of watching sports, where I wanted to just throw my remote across the room. You're up 17 points and you blow it? Really?

 

[djnels01]

BTW, sorry about your Bulls. I'm being serious about that one.

Ready for some R and R. Who's with me??

I'm going to see if that L4-S2 thing really works. hehe.

Did you mean the T12-L2 reflex? Stop making SOUNDMAN practice that one with you already, he's had enough!

13 days ladies and germs, 13 days...

P.S. I'm playing Halo 2 right now and loving it

 

[jbone]

Did you mean the T12-L2 reflex? Stop making SOUNDMAN practice that one with you already, he's had enough!

13 days ladies and germs, 13 days...

P.S. I'm playing Halo 2 right now and loving it

Dude, you bastard. I know, you're afraid I'll PWN your little ace. At least I know who my friends are.

 

[djnels01]

Dude, you bastard. I know, you're afraid I'll PWN your little ace. At least I know who my friends are.

What are those?

 

[djnels01]

"24 year old male presents to your office w/ severe apathy towards classes. Patient exhibits lethargy secondary to lack of sleep; also, hyphema and deep cervical tenderness from over-studying. Positive Tinel's Sign and Phalen Test."

Which of the following is/are true?

A) This describes dj to a T
B) Tinel and Phalen results are due to repetetive head-shots on Halo2
C) Likely relief of symptoms will occur May 24th
D) All of the above

 

[FS-Pro]

"24 year old male presents to your office w/ severe apathy towards classes. Patient exhibits lethargy secondary to lack of sleep; also, hyphema and deep cervical tenderness from over-studying. Positive Tinel's Sign and Phalen Test."

Which of the following is/are true?

A) This describes dj to a T
B) Tinel and Phalen results are due to repetetive head-shots on Halo2
C) Likely relief of symptoms will occur May 24th
D) All of the above

Just did a little wikipedia to see that I guessed on that quetsion right today. what a ****** I am to have to guess what that was.

 

[djnels01]

What is it about the 1st Geriatrics test that "tricks people" as has been stated? It all seems like straight-forward stuff!?!

I hate that I've sat inside studying all day. I'm going outside to study 🙂

 

[theunc31]

What is it about the 1st Geriatrics test that "tricks people" as has been stated? It all seems like straight-forward stuff!?!

I hate that I've sat inside studying all day. I'm going outside to study 🙂

I'm sorry, but the only thing tricky on that test was the fact that I had to read way too much to answer a simple question. Now, to the beloved OMM...

 

[misparas]

Grandma's been slacking off DJ. Better get down there and whip her into shape.

 

[theunc31]

Grandma's been slacking off DJ. Better get down there and whip her into shape.

I'm giving 5 to 1 odds on both tests magically appearing at the same time either today, or at least by next Thursday. 😡

 

[SOUNDMAN]

The problem with that test is that it was annoying more than anything. I felt like I was trying to find the best answer and was barfing up stupid stuff, no real thinking to it.

Dang DJ, did Guido bust up your grandma so she can't post the scores? Go wake her up out of bed, throw in her dentures, and get her headscarf around the blue hair, and have her key those scores in!!

 

[djnels01]

The problem with that test is that it was annoying more than anything. I felt like I was trying to find the best answer and was barfing up stupid stuff, no real thinking to it.

Dang DJ, did Guido bust up your grandma so she can't post the scores? Go wake her up out of bed, throw in her dentures, and get her headscarf around the blue hair, and have her key those scores in!!

I'll see what I can do...

 

[jbone]

Even though I am one, I'm sick of old people right now.

 

[djnels01]

Grandma said she would hook everyone up by the end of today...

If she doesn't I'll hide her Lasix.

 

[theunc31]

Grandma said she would hook everyone up by the end of today...

If she doesn't I'll hide her Lasix.

I'll bet you money, which you can use for edumacation expenses, that neither is up today.

P.S. I emailed Dr. Woolley and tenderpoints aren't on the test. Just an FYI.

 

[jbone]

I'll bet you money, which you can use for edumacation expenses, that neither is up today.

P.S. I emailed Dr. Woolley and tenderpoints aren't on the test. Just an FYI.

Thanks for the info. Hate those bastads.

 

[theunc31]

Thanks for the info. Hate those bastads.

Yeah, but now I was looking at the CCP notepool and it said 'don't have to know old TPs'. Now I'm not sure what to do, which is awesome!

 

[djnels01]

I'll bet you money, which you can use for edumacation expenses, that neither is up today.

I'm afraid you may be right... 🙁

 

[misparas]

Grandma said she would hook everyone up by the end of today...

If she doesn't I'll hide her Lasix.

Looks like granny's retaining some water tonight...

 

[It'sElectric]

It has been so long since we had a written in OMM, I don't even have a clue as to how the test questions are written.

So are TPs on the test (I can't imagine they would be!?)?? Otherwise, I'm just reading through my notes (I'm not a notepooler), trying to catch the key points, and making sure I have all of the treatments and diagnoses down.

On a side note, your grandmother is a *****.