DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[Munchkin6245]

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FYI on Muchkin: She sounds like every person I grew up around in Rural Louisiana. (flat accent, drop n's and g's, can't count past 10 with her shoes on) Conversely, her boobs sound big, Felix. She also sounds like every girl I went to high schhol with: "Get away from me, you pervert." "Why do you keep calling me? I hate you!" "OK, I'll go to the dance with you...It's just that this other guy willl pick me up, take me to dinner, dance with me while I'm there, and I can't talk to you."

JK

FYI? 🙁 I can count past 10, really I can. What's up with calling me out?!? I'm gonna have to hurt you. 😡

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier you are being extremely funny on your post...........don't cry your hot and smart and stuff...............astroglide I'm glad to hear your gf is finally coming over to the dark side..........just think its almost feb. one month closer to boards.......oh by the way board review class is more informative than any classes I've taken so far.

 

[Portier]

FYI? 🙁 I can count past 10, really I can. What's up with calling me out?!? I'm gonna have to hurt you. 😡

FYI = For Your Information (a common way of saying this isn't testable but interesting)

Are you gonna' hurt me where I sit down or where I stand up? 😍

 

[Munchkin6245]

Ohhh Sunday morning, what to do what to do. I've been watching the Blue Collared Comedy Show since 8am, I've ate 3 bowls of Wheaties, and have traveled to what seems to be all ends of the internet.

Are there any websites I'm missing out on?

UGH! I guess I'll do some laundry, maybe go makeup shopping; sure glad I'm not in board review class yet, or studying anything for that matter...hahaha

 

[Munchkin6245]

FYI = For Your Information (a common way of saying this isn't testable but interesting)

Are you gonna' hurt me where I sit down or where I stand up? 😍

IMHO, your ... is gonna be mine! 😡

 

[cremaster2007]

so much anatomy.........not enough sleep..............but I did drink a boot last night!

 

[cremaster2007]

IMHO, your ... is gonna be mine! 😡

Portier likes it when people "hurt" or "love" him where he sits.

 

[Portier]

I like it when you and "The Bear" have long talk if you know what I mean.

 

[cremaster2007]

I like it when you and "The Bear" have long talk if you know what I mean.

Portier,
Bears can't talk...........

 

[Portier]

BUT, golfballs don't have hair.

 

[Dartos Vader]

We are a month into school huh....? I thought I would be a lot farther into my board studies than I am.....like, more than just barely started. Oh well, I can probably turn my awesome break dancing into a career. I have TWO moves now! This board review is the shizzle ma nizzle. Hope everyone else is as cool as this anatomy dude.

 

[cremaster2007]

We are a month into school huh....? I thought I would be a lot farther into my board studies than I am.....like, more than just barely started. Oh well, I can probably turn my awesome break dancing into a career. I have TWO moves now! This board review is the shizzle ma nizzle. Hope everyone else is as cool as this anatomy dude.

It's gonna just keep going down from here like astro on dartos.........

 

[cremaster2007]

BUT, golfballs don't have hair.

exactly

 

[Portier]

It's gonna just keep going down from here like astro on dartos.........

dartos....makes me feel funny like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. 😕

 

[cremaster2007]

dartos....makes me feel funny like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. 😕

Portier you never climbed a rope in gym class..............you "gripped the rope in the navy seaman private bernard portier".

 

[Portier]

SSSHHHHHHH!!!

Otherwise everyone will want to be tied up.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

wow, with all this board review going on I'm surprised I've been able to keep up with Endocrine. I think I might do ok on this test.... what's that? Geriatrics?..... wait... what? we have a Geriatrics class? and the test is Thursday?....... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[Astroglide User]

This is the best avatar ever. pau...do you have something proving your long time love for wisconsin? didn't think so.

oh my god guys.

 

[cremaster2007]

This is the best avatar ever. pau...do you have something proving your long time love for wisconsin? didn't think so.

oh my god guys.

I'm done with geriatrics, you know Terry is gonna make it impossible for us to pass.

 

[Docgeorge]

What was up with the opening statement in Geriatrics today? I think I'm on the list. Oh **** what do I do now?

 

[cremaster2007]

What was up with the opening statement in Geriatrics today? I think I'm on the list. Oh **** what do I do now?

I wasn't there what did he say??

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

What was up with the opening statement in Geriatrics today? I think I'm on the list. Oh **** what do I do now?

well... you're already on my hit list

 

[cremaster2007]

well... you're already on my hit list

Can I be on your hit list for ................................. sweet love making.

😉

 

[Munchkin6245]

Can I be on your hit list for ................................. sweet love making.

😉

I just threw up a little in my mouth.....

 

[cremaster2007]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.....

or got turned on.....

 

[Munchkin6245]

or got turned on.....

Everytime I'm tellin' secrets
I remember how it used to be
And I realized how much I miss you
And I realize how it feels to be free

Now I see I'm up to no good (no, no, no)
And I wanna start again
Can't remember when I felt good, baby
No I can't remember when;

No, only in my dreams
As real as it may seem
It was only in my dreams

No, no, no, no, only in my dreams
As real as it may seem
It was only in my dreams

😛

 

[Astroglide User]

i sure hope you did not write that for anyone. if i wrote a poem to a girl it would go something like this:

Outside - You're one of those people I just can't live without.
Inside - So I'm gonna set your parents on fire unless you go out with me.

OR

Outside: If girlfriends were flowers I'd pick you...

Inside: but when you pick flowers they die in a few weeks, and unfortunately when you pick girlfriends they don't die for quite a while

 

[Portier]

I just got 7 seasons of Star Trek the Next Generation on DVD.

I think I'm going to fail out of medical school now....

 

[Munchkin6245]

i sure hope you did not write that for anyone.

No Debbie Gibson wrote that for her one and only album. Oops, I mean Debra Gibson, "Only in My Dreams."

 

[BradenDO]

You all crack me up! I'll be so upset if class of 2011 isn't as cool 🙂

Braden

 

[Creamfly]

That's an odd-numbered year, chances are you'll have a cool class. 👍

 

[Portier]

You all crack me up! I'll be so upset if class of 2011 isn't as cool 🙂

Braden

If you need a place to stay at the last second for your interview, email me.

Wait, I'll be in practice by then, nevermind.

You can come be my medical student...."free labor"

 

[cremaster2007]

If you need a place to stay at the last second for your interview, email me.

Wait, I'll be in practice by then, nevermind.

You can come be my medical student...."free labor"

Be afraid...........very afraid of grabbyhands mcportier...............never take anything free from him

 

[DOPEDERSON]

You all crack me up! I'll be so upset if class of 2011 isn't as cool 🙂

Braden

No you crack me up. Class of 2011! That is some funny stuff, are you on "I plan my life five years ahead program?" Where do I sign up?

 

[DOPEDERSON]

i sure hope you did not write that for anyone. if i wrote a poem to a girl it would go something like this:

Outside - You're one of those people I just can't live without.
Inside - So I'm gonna set your parents on fire unless you go out with me.

OR

Outside: If girlfriends were flowers I'd pick you...

Inside: but when you pick flowers they die in a few weeks, and unfortunately when you pick girlfriends they don't die for quite a while

SICK, SAD & WRONG... and to think he will be practicing soon. Almost makes me want to convert to Christian Science, oh wait...

 

[cremaster2007]

SICK, SAD & WRONG... and to think he will be practicing soon. Almost makes me want to convert to Christian Science, oh wait...

sick, sad, and wrong, but think about the genius behind those cards.........

 

[cremaster2007]

This meeting is a waste of my time the day before a test...........I hate setting things up.

 

[cremaster2007]

I think its funny when someone who isn't in medical school argues with you about how great cranial is (see awesome-O's accepting cranial thread)........ Oh and by the way since you can fix things with cranial I've decided to not study for anymore tests and just have someone continually put there hands on my head, if we can correct my CRI to its maximum I think I may not only be able to instantly know everything int he world, but I will be able to use my brain 100% and control other people's minds...........especially bernards.

 

[Astroglide User]

Who cares? there are tons of things in med school that are a waste of time. the good thing about cranial is that it dramitically improves our palpation skills. not that i enjoyed one second of this, but at least all the stuff we learned last year seems very blunt compared to the cranial stuff.

Luckily for us, it's not a big deal overall. unfortunately, it's on the boards. even worse is that fact that we have 4 frickin' weeks of this crap.

 

[cremaster2007]

Who cares? there are tons of things in med school that are a waste of time. the good thing about cranial is that it dramitically improves our palpation skills. not that i enjoyed one second of this, but at least all the stuff we learned last year seems very blunt compared to the cranial stuff.

Luckily for us, it's not a big deal overall. unfortunately, it's on the boards. even worse is that fact that we have 4 frickin' weeks of this crap.

I could have spent the last 4 weeks doing something more productive.........like driving across iowa and trying to count how many yellow dashed lines there are separating traffic border to border.

 

[Docgeorge]

well... you're already on my hit list

I'll add it my collection...

How are you going to do it? Are you going to bore me to death with sermons on Cranial and pictures of AT Still sitting in heaven with Sutherland at his right hand?

 

[cremaster2007]

This just in......................old people aren't uniform across the board with diseases, wait a minute.................that's just like young people...............god I hate studying this stuff.

 

[Portier]

www.masterbateforpeace.com

I just became a liberal!

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie - i have some concerns:

1) you get up in front of class today and talk about how good looking some board review guy is

2) then you put your foot in the crack of my anus

3) now you are not only masturbating (which is great), but you are looking up websites about it.

Just b/c i have do the same, i'll give you are great site about masturbation where i bought a shirt.

www.jackinworld.com

"masturbation is not a crime"

 

[Astroglide User]

Do you really think that if people masturbate while thinking about peace it will affect anything?
Hard to know, but of one thing we are sure. People are going to masturbate anyway, so while doing it, they might as well give a thought to peace. A lot of people seem to have forgotten that peaceful solutions are even an option, we hope to remind them.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Hey astro, is that a picture of you as a kid or what?

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey astro, is that a picture of you as a kid or what?

that is a pic of him as a kid, but don't change the subject, you are against peace because you have a wife and don't masturbate. But nice try dartos............

 

[Portier]

Cliffy,

I was wondering if you could do us all al favor and have one of your super hot ex's do a "shaming" of you in FHM. I was looking at one today, and thought, "Cliff has hotter ex's than that."

So, can you do something stupider-er to piss them off so we can see some thick bootay in FHM?

Also, I hate you because you read so quickly. As you know, our brains slow down as we get older, and this PC Pneumonia you gave me is slowly destoying my lungs. I wish I didn't love you so much!

HAHA

If me and Dartos get kicked out of school for looking at pictures of Nikki Cox before the Geriatrics test, it'll be worth it!

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

wow, i forgot what I was going to say.. titties.. um 😱

 

[Astroglide User]

Can you please tell us how to put pictures on the web page