DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

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Yup......it's about 3:45 and I'm still up because I can't sleep. Not because of anxiety.....but because of caffeine and Madden 2005. My thumbs are gonna feel that in the morning. And I might as well just bend over for pharm cause it's gonna be a learning experience in pain. Good times.

Dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

dmak don't worry I also was up playing NCAA 2005 iowa vs virgina tech and I was in a heated battle 28-21 until the other player got disconnected, so I picked quit and don't count game. I basically played for about 45 minutes for no reason then laid in bed and thought about how tired I would be today.............ahhh I love school.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I'm so tired and don't care about listening to this guy talk and it's hot in here. I want to curl up in a little ball on a block of ice.....and eat chocolate covered raisins......mmmmmmmmmm.........chocolate covered raisins.

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm so tired and don't care about listening to this guy talk and it's hot in here. I want to curl up in a little ball on a block of ice.....and eat chocolate covered raisins......mmmmmmmmmm.........chocolate covered raisins.

Dmak,
What do you mean you don't care about respiratory pharm, its just as good if not better than cardio pharm. And at least you passed.....you should be careful about chocolate covered raisins with Lucky around it could be a chocolate covered nugget of surprise.

 

[Portier]

There is entirely too much deviant sexual energy on this string....

How come I only just learned about it?

 

[luckystar]

There is entirely too much deviant sexual energy on this string....

How come I only just learned about it?

Because you were so enthralled with experiencing it that you couldn't read straight!

just kidding my little nubbin of fun...😉

 

[Thousandth]

I feel left out of the lovin...saw DMAK today and had a huge urge to cuddle..
I figure being next him has 2 pluses. 1) it's like a big teddy bear and 2) it's a decent alternative to Luckys scorn 🙁

 

[luckystar]

Hey, we're going to go see AvP tomorrow, and you're definitely welcome to come, along with any of your other, less cool classmates. And I'll even let you cuddle with DMAK 😛

 

[Thousandth]

Lucky I PM'd you.. wish it was penetrated..but then DMAK wouldn't let me cuddle 😀, If the time works out I deffinatly want to go.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I feel left out of the lovin...saw DMAK today and had a huge urge to cuddle..
I figure being next him has 2 pluses. 1) it's like a big teddy bear and 2) it's a decent alternative to Luckys scorn 🙁

I know all about the scorn.....and we can cuddle.....as long as I'm the big spoon. I do get warm though so maybe we'll postpone this until winter hits. There's a rule about my bed....if you're in it....we're cuddling....regardless of gender. Also...anything goes......WINK 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

I can attest to dmak's need to cuddle what's in his bed..........one time I threw a a pile of monkey poo in there and he rolled around with it. Oh by the way can somebody in here tell me if we need to know drug doses for the next pharm test??? 😉 😉 (wink wink)

 

[Portier]

When is the Exorcist Party (pre-movie dvd viewing) and theater trip?

Is the Portier not invited? 😡 😕 👎

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier,
I have no idea what's going, with the movie, with class, and especially with biostats. I'm going freaking crazy, EBM is a joke, and since when do we have questions asked that they don't talk about, especially when it comes to calculating stuff.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Would it be possible to get more people to ask questions in class? Not good questions, but the ones where they already know the answer and want to look smart, or the kind that you could easily find the answer by looking in the notes. I think that would really enhance the learning experience.

 

[cremaster2007]

I have a two part question based on your question that you just asked....first of all in my clinical practice I was wondering if we need to know drug dosings, and second of all based on the fact that time is of the essance and spals involve us doing stuff, if we run out of time will it be bad to not do all the stuff we are supposed to and in such event can we just go back to our previous experience on assessing the patient. And if the patient doesn't really have the disease because they are just acting can I say "unremarkable", and do we need to listen to the heart on the students themselves or in the lab on harvey and is there a distinct difference between these.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Is it bad that lucky has her hand in my pants? Will that count against me on the spal? Is it possible for me to wear a 2 inch skirt for spal? Is that bad? I don't feel that has been made clear in class.

 

[Dartos Vader]

How many questions is that now? Is she serious or just kidding? Sometimes I wonder if she's just messing around.

 

[cremaster2007]

I think too many people in our class freak out about tests, and it pretty much drives me crazy.....you either pass or fail......if you fail you take it again. If you fail twice you probably shouldn't be in medical school. If you are really that worried you are going to fail, maybe you shouldn't be in medical school. Even if you have practiced as nurse for the last 40 years, it doesn't mean you can you should continually ask questions that have no merit or reasoning with anything that we are discussing at this moment.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Who are you talking about? Is that just a generalization, or is that a person.

 

[luckystar]

Is it bad that lucky has her hand in my pants?

With you on my left and DMAK on my right...my hands have been very, very busy...mind if I try the Five Point Palm Penis Exploding Technique on you next week? And yes, it involves the Palm pilot... 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm always just one seat too far to the left...................

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm actually writing this in reply to protier's message in the 2008 link.........You need to learn that if you make a Freschetta pizza drink about a pot of coffee and have the equivalent of 96fl oz. of diet moutain dew you can actually get past that point of tiredness. The eyes will always burn my friend, they are the one part of the body that is immune to the med students attempt to become immune to sleep.............. 😴 Sevoflurane.............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............casa isoflurane kewl................sevoflurane divers sweettttttttttttt............black desflurane's cave scaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrry..
Go hawks.

 

[cremaster2007]

So guys once again I checked my pharm score to realize I missed 5, and so it would seem that whenever we have terry and finnerty on the same test that is the least amount I can miss. I don't remember what I put down for answers, but I guess I must just be mentally handicapped on their reasoning. I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I started EBM and that test is going to blow donkey balls🙁

 

[babyruth]

So guys once again I checked my pharm score to realize I missed 5, and so it would seem that whenever we have terry and finnerty on the same test that is the least amount I can miss. I don't remember what I put down for answers, but I guess I must just be mentally handicapped on their reasoning. I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I started EBM and that test is going to blow donkey balls🙁

PLus, none of his stuff is applicable or current (Terry). --just two cents from the quiet girl in the front

 

[cremaster2007]

Well quite girl in the front you are more than welcome to post here, if you haven't been able to tell its a place to vent and to joke around...............a stress relief if you will. So if we offend I'll apologize now, but you know how insanity takes hold of you about a week into school🙂

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Well quite girl in the front you are more than welcome to post here, if you haven't been able to tell its a place to vent and to joke around...............a stress relief if you will. So if we offend I'll apologize now, but you know how insanity takes hold of you about a week into school🙂

Well.....there goes the 80 something average I had for Pharm....or should I say Physiology disguised as pharm. I picked three drugs I'm using and no others. Diphenhydramine, Vancomycin, and Propranolol....of course these are only to be used after exhausting the 2 beers and a vitamin panacea.

dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

dmak love is alot like when two naked people jump out of your bathroom like a god d**n magic show ready to double team your wife.....and that's where..........and that's where it stops, what I think my friend is trying to say is that love is blind.

Now that I got that out of my system I am 😴 and about EBM, biostats who needs it....................is it time for vacation again yet??

 

[babyruth]

Well.....there goes the 80 something average I had for Pharm....or should I say Physiology disguised as pharm. I picked three drugs I'm using and no others. Diphenhydramine, Vancomycin, and Propranolol....of course these are only to be used after exhausting the 2 beers and a vitamin panacea.

dmak

All of which are contraindicated with alcohol. Good choice. 😛 Why don't you include Kava and a little hepatic toxicity too?

 

[Portier]

I like verapamil, furosemide, prilosec, Allegra-D, Percocet, and Clarithromycin.

😴

 

[Portier]

Any of you Genies have a plan for how to celebrate on Thursday?
OR is this ANOTHER party that I don't get invited to unless I speak Serbian?

RING RING

Dejan: Hello
Ray: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh CCCCCCCCALLLLLLLLLLLL
Dejan: SNORT!
RAY: MOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WANT....
Dejan: *FLatulation* *Scratch*
RAY: *Grope Genitals* *Spit*
Dejan: OKKKKKKKKK
Ray: OOOOOOOOOOOK

Translation: We're going to eat at Katrina's...you're not invited...then we're gonna' see a movie...you'll only be notified at 3 seconds before it starts, then have to race to whatever part of town we decide to go to.

😳

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Any of you Genies have a plan for how to celebrate on Thursday?
OR is this ANOTHER party that I don't get invited to unless I speak Serbian?

RING RING

Dejan: Hello
Ray: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh CCCCCCCCALLLLLLLLLLLL
Dejan: SNORT!
RAY: MOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WANT....
Dejan: *FLatulation* *Scratch*
RAY: *Grope Genitals* *Spit*
Dejan: OKKKKKKKKK
Ray: OOOOOOOOOOOK

Translation: We're going to eat at Katrina's...you're not invited...then we're gonna' see a movie...you'll only be notified at 3 seconds before it starts, then have to race to whatever part of town we decide to go to.

😳

Eat me. WINK 😉

I did not make any of the plans....I was a sheep yesterday and followed the herd.

 

[luckystar]

I, too, was an innocent sheep. Hey at least I called you. I didn't call any of the other 187 people in our class, did I? You're special, portier...verrrry special 😍

 

[Thousandth]

I, too, was an innocent sheep. Hey at least I called you. I didn't call any of the other 187 people in our class, did I? You're special, portier...verrrry special 😍

Yeah special like...he was cuch a quiet nice man..special...and I have a hard time imagining that Lucky is innocent in any setting!

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier shouldn't you be studying some stats and stuff???? I don't think there is anything going on thursday, since we now are responsible monday for 96 questions on monday. Just remember prescribe vancomycin and if it doesn't work they are clincially incurable......I'm mean incurable!

 

[luckystar]

Yeah special like...he was cuch a quiet nice man..special...and I have a hard time imagining that Lucky is innocent in any setting!

But I am innocent! Syphilis...what??

 

[cremaster2007]

cookies..........................mumummmmuuu...lal ala]alldsldsikafn. cookies

 

[Thousandth]

cookies..........................mumummmmuuu...lal ala]alldsldsikafn. cookies

Cre I thought you were supposed to study the Pharm not ingest it!

 

[Portier]

I'm starting to not like pharm anymore.

BLAH 😡

 

[babyruth]

Portier shouldn't you be studying some stats and stuff???? I don't think there is anything going on thursday, since we now are responsible monday for 96 questions on monday. Just remember prescribe vancomycin and if it doesn't work they are clincially incurable......I'm mean incurable!

Do we really have 96 questions (bewildered)?

 

[cremaster2007]

you betcha...........nothing like a pharm II cumm final. I hope terry gets a lot of questions and that finnerty asks like 40's from his lecture today since he gave us the best handout everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 👍 (Just kidding)

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm starting to not like pharm anymore.

BLAH 😡

to start not liking pharm that would imply you liked it at one point.....in which case you are a very sick man portier.....very sick😀

 

[Astroglide User]

Well it seems to the man who truly loves astroglide that this forum is going to get a bit more slippery if you know what i mean. Great forum you people have going, but i know cliff, dejan, and jane can all step up the perversion a few notches so that when i read this stuff in class i bust out laughing.

you know what is really funny? when i am walking up the stairs for OMM, trip, and nearly fall on my face as my backpack decides to coming flying over the top of my head. Did i feel like a douche-bag? yes! Is that a new feeling for me? No!

Are the Iowa Hawkeyes the best thing since putting women in "silent rooms?" Of course! Now study on people and prepare to raise your glass sometime next week to the sound of "in heaven there is no beer!" I truly love that stuff

 

[luckystar]

Welcome to the club, Astroglide abuser. Maybe if you didn't use so much lube, you wouldn't be tripping so much. Did somebody say metatarsus varus??? (by the way, I'm really not a perv. Really. You must have a dirty mind for misconstruing some of the things I put on here 😉 )

 

[cremaster2007]

Well it seems to the man who truly loves astroglide that this forum is going to get a bit more slippery if you know what i mean. Great forum you people have going, but i know cliff, dejan, and jane can all step up the perversion a few notches so that when i read this stuff in class i bust out laughing.

you know what is really funny? when i am walking up the stairs for OMM, trip, and nearly fall on my face as my backpack decides to coming flying over the top of my head. Did i feel like a douche-bag? yes! Is that a new feeling for me? No!

Are the Iowa Hawkeyes the best thing since putting women in "silent rooms?" Of course! Now study on people and prepare to raise your glass sometime next week to the sound of "in heaven there is no beer!" I truly love that stuff

Mr. B,
I wish I would have seen that great fall. I heard it made the #3 or #2 on the great falls list on the note pool site. Dmak and I are just studying tonight a little EBM, and we may need to borrow some of your astroglide for this test cause biostats and epidemiology really have no place unless you eat at some hole in the wall sea food place where they eat crab that actually gives you the "sickness" and then they trace back there (which happens to be astroglides room) and cut it off at the head. I am very tired and cranky........and why is it that every time we have a cumm final we also have an omm practical or spal????Somebody up there must be punishing me for something I am going to do in the future🙁

 

[Astroglide User]

nevermind that one

 

[cremaster2007]

that joke there might get your rights pulled..........it was nice while it lasted🙂 EBM test statistics, null Ho Ha, standard normal deviation flow curve tester plantar fasciatitis.

 

[cremaster2007]

Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known
LIke a twister I was born to walk alone
and I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But here I go again
Here I go again
here I go again
here I gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Thousandth]

Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known
LIke a twister I was born to walk alone
and I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But here I go again
Here I go again
here I go again
here I gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

you make me wet...

 

[Dartos Vader]

Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known
LIke a twister I was born to walk alone
and I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But here I go again
Here I go again
here I go again
here I gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Whoa! Sherry!
Hold on
hold on
hooold ooooon!

Shoulda been gone, knowing how i made you feeeel. and I shoulda been gone after all your words of steeeeel.

hey cremaster, i typed in steve perry lyrics on the internet to get this quote for you, and ended up scared. There are about a million steve perry fansites out there. Actually, as of tommorrow, one million and one.

 

[Dartos Vader]

How do you make an 8 year old stopy crying?

pull out....

that's nasty dude, come see me in class if you want to hear a nastier one. It's not for mixed company (Ear muffs Dmak)