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[cremaster2007]

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Should of been gone.......knowing how I made you feel. and I should of been gone after all your words of steel....I must of been a dreamer.......I must of been someone else.....it should have been over...........


oh sherri our love holds on..........holds on....................
oh sherri our love holds on..........holds on.................

 

[cremaster2007]

I just listened to the song and typed the words from it.........dmak and I are listening right now..........it's much better than biostats and we love dartos.............love you 😍 😍 😍 😍

 

[Dartos Vader]

I'm starting to not like pharm anymore.

BLAH 😡

Portier makes awesome chili, that almost makes up for the bible quotes on his posts. Although the upside is that they make me think of portier naked. The therapeutic use? Let's just say it is the opposite of anti-emetic. Not really, portier is a sex god. Women want him, men want to be him. He's got that mischievious grin that makes you want to tame him, which I could, with a saddle, bit, bridle,and horsewhip. Uh...I mean...I love my wife, I love my wife, I love my wife...mmmm portier wearing chaps and nothing else...I love my wife, I love my wife. By the way, B-man just had his share of the chili and it shows, every few minutes he's letting fly, knowing me I'm not to be undone. Long story short the wife lit a match and the house exploded. Could we crash at your place dude? At least until the fire commissioner leaves? I'll bring the stable gear.

 

[Dartos Vader]

I just listened to the song and typed the words from it.........dmak and I are listening right now..........it's much better than biostats and we love dartos.............love you 😍 😍 😍 😍

Whats up guys? I studied for EBM, for a total of 2 hours. How did I become the new Matt? Hope they give a few questions back after the test. I'm studying Pharm right now, I'm much more scared of that than EBM. Normally when I think of studying for a cum test, I think of studying with lucky, but now im starting to want to study with portier, hard. Study all night, until we can't study anymore. Then get up and study again.

 

[Astroglide User]

More beans Mr. Taggert?
By the way it sounds around here...you boys don't need anymore of them there beans.

Oh it's the camptown lady....the camtown lady?.....yeah, the camptown lady.

camptown lady sing that song (doo-dahhh, dooo-daaahhh), camptown race track 10 miles longs.....you get the picture.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Lucky, you are my favorite Bile Slat, you know what i'm talking about

 

[Dartos Vader]

More beans Mr. Taggert?
By the way it sounds around here...you boys don't need anymore of them there beans.

Oh it's the camptown lady....the camtown lady?.....yeah, the camptown lady.

camptown lady sing that song (doo-dahhh, dooo-daaahhh), camptown race track 10 miles longs.....you get the picture.

I aint got no body, and nobody cares about me

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay

I AM DOCTOR, FRANKENSTEIN!!!!!!!!

 

[Dartos Vader]

You know what always confused me? In the princess bride Wesley describes Iocaine powder as colorless, tasteless and odorless. Then Prince Humperdink comes along, smells the empty vial, then says "Iocaine powder, I bet my life on it". How could he know that if it is odorless. I think on my next spal when I test cranial nerve I (that's olfactory right?) I'm going to hold up nothing to the patients nostril and tell them to inhale. Then when they say they smell nothing I'll say, "what you do not smell is Iocaine powder" and if they get the joke they get an accurate diagnosis, if not I'll just leave. Princess Bride is one of the best movies ever.

I am studying so hard right now 😴

 

[cremaster2007]

I like to pretend that when I play Madden against Dmak it is real life. That makes it even better when I pull of the inevitable victory and do my touchdown celebrations in his living room. This make study EBM much more productive and exciting then just sitting there looking at slides🙁 The princess bride is a good movie dartos, but the only reason is because andre the giant was in it. Talk about oscar worthy, I can't believe he didn't win anything.........That fact actually traumatized me for the rest of my life, which explains a lot.............A LOT!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier makes awesome chili, that almost makes up for the bible quotes on his posts. Although the upside is that they make me think of portier naked. The therapeutic use? Let's just say it is the opposite of anti-emetic. Not really, portier is a sex god. Women want him, men want to be him. He's got that mischievious grin that makes you want to tame him, which I could, with a saddle, bit, bridle,and horsewhip. Uh...I mean...I love my wife, I love my wife, I love my wife...mmmm portier wearing chaps and nothing else...I love my wife, I love my wife. By the way, B-man just had his share of the chili and it shows, every few minutes he's letting fly, knowing me I'm not to be undone. Long story short the wife lit a match and the house exploded. Could we crash at your place dude? At least until the fire commissioner leaves? I'll bring the stable gear.

Portier prefers a pitching wedge, three cubes of ice, and a buffalo (preferably stuffed for safety's sake).................you can substitute a three iron for the pitching wedge, but portier definetly does not like the driver, especially the graphite extra enhanced shaft ones...........Sounds to me like B-man is more like Dmak than you dartos

 

[Dartos Vader]

I like to pretend that when I play Madden against Dmak it is real life. That makes it even better when I pull of the inevitable victory and do my touchdown celebrations in his living room. This make study EBM much more productive and exciting then just sitting there looking at slides🙁 The princess bride is a good movie dartos, but the only reason is because andre the giant was in it. Talk about oscar worthy, I can't believe he didn't win anything.........That fact actually traumatized me for the rest of my life, which explains a lot.............A LOT!!!!

Ithink that the guy who plays wesley is one of the great unappreciated actors of all time. Think about it, he's in like, a million movies, and except for princess bride, he's the cocky jackass who gets beaten by the hero in the end. What's harder, to be the obvious hero or the cocky jackass?
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"Inconceivable!"
"HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, prepare to die!" 👍

 

[cremaster2007]

and if any of you attempt to cheat..............especially with my wife..who is a dirty dirty tramp.....................I'm just going to snap..........or if I hear another biostat term ever.

 

[Astroglide User]

Sometimes i sit in class, listening to Dr. Finnerty and secretly put my hand underneath my bum and cause it to fall asleep. everyone can probably imagine why i do this at home, but why do i do it in class? i still don't know the answer...is there something provacatively intimate about sitting on my hand and listening to some dick-face talk about blood coagulation?

Next concern...the person in front of me wears the same shirt every day (well, almost everyday). this is a normal phenominae for me, but i wish it was a cooler shirt. something like "Journey Open Arms Tour of '85" or something along those lines. even better would be a shirt with jenna jameson on the back so i had something to look at.

Can someone give me a professional opinion regarding the EBM test this morning please? B/c my undergraduate degree (exercise science) and my PhD in anatomical sciences quickly overlooked such pointless data, i was new to some of the topics.

I think i will now end all my posts with a classic song line

"let me take you home tonight....darlin' now it's alright....let me take you home tonight." Boston 1973

 

[cremaster2007]

I got a 72% on the test yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I passed and I never have to learn about central tendency theory of distribution central theorem reasoning in null hypothesis recall biasis case cohort determinants divided by the year in time for which all and new cases excluding people who have had the disease minus those who could get it to the power of three. Like I said 72%, here is to you genius biostats guy.

 

[cremaster2007]

Big pimping spending g's.......................big pimping on blad's.......................big pimping up n y c ..................big pimping mike b.

 

[Astroglide User]

Roxanne! you don't have to put on the red light. Roxanne! you don't have to wear that dress tonight (which would be nice).

 

[cremaster2007]

I blessed the rains down in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrica
don't stop believing
faithfully


you get the pic...................wink 😉

 

[Dartos Vader]

I remember the rains down in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrica
don't stop believing
faithfully


you get the pic...................wink 😉

you can keep my things they've come to take me hoooooome, yeaahhhh back home.

 

[cremaster2007]

do you think that their is a country song somewhere called "I kissed my sweetie with my fist"???

 

[Dartos Vader]

Roxanne! you don't have to put on the red light. Roxanne! you don't have to wear that dress tonight (which would be nice).

hey astroglide user, cremaster was indicating that your name might more correctly be an*leze user, after that one night you guys went camping 😴 😱 😀

 

[cremaster2007]

hey astroglide user, cremaster was indicating that your name might more correctly be an*leze user, after that one night you guys went camping 😴 😱 😀

actually that's his name after taking pharm II...............just ask him.

 

[Dartos Vader]

do you think that their is a country song somewhere called "I kissed my sweetie with my fist"???

No, but there is a great classic country western song that claims to be the perfect country and western song, and the lyrics go like this (I swear this is a real song)

I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison
And I went... to pick her up... in the raaaaiiiinnnn
But before I could get to the station in my pickuuuuuup truck...
She got run'd over by a damned ol' traaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn

 

[Dartos Vader]

actually that's his name after taking pharm II...............just ask him.

I don't need to ask him, he was the catcher, I was the pitcher.

Softball was so fun this summer, I wish we had played more...

 

[cremaster2007]

No, but there is a great classic country western song that claims to be the perfect country and western song, and the lyrics go like this (I swear this is a real song)

I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison
And I went... to pick her up... in the raaaaiiiinnnn
But before I could get to the station in my pickuuuuuup truck...
She got run'd over by a damned ol' traaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn

classy much like she thinks my tractor is sexy


or in your case dartos your GI Joe big wheel that is rolling on 20's

 

[cremaster2007]

I don't need to ask him, he was the catcher, I was the pitcher.

Softball was so fun this summer, I wish we had played more...

Strike 3..................batter's out???????????? I'm ron burgandi?????????????

 

[Dartos Vader]

Strike 3..................batter's out???????????? I'm ron burgandi?????????????

Remember that summer trip we took to pennsylvania? We spent so much time rollin' down the ol' hershey highway. I drove most of the time, but I have to say, when you took the wheel every once in a while, it was a huge relief. Like I just unloaded, completely

 

[cremaster2007]

The hershey factory was amazing.............remember how much fudge was packed a day..........there must have been like a million lbs of fudge packed..........a day..................here's to you fudge packer guy's for getting me the chocolate I do desperately desire.

 

[Dartos Vader]

The hershey factory was amazing.............remember how much fudge was packed a day..........there must have been like a million lbs of fudge packed..........a day..................here's to you fudge packer guy's for getting me the chocolate I do desperately desire.

What really amazed me was all the different types of fudge we packed, walnut fudge, peanut fudge, that huge batch of semi solid was the hardest to pack. Wasn't it weird when we packed that load of corn fudge? The fudge guys said they didn't even remember putting corn into the fudge.

 

[cremaster2007]

Guys I missed Henry's lectures so I was wondering you could put a list on here about which charts/drugs he said to "focus on" for the test. And do you guys wanna do full bodie and go over some of the drugs tonight???? Somebody give me a call after your hot dinner date tonight.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

You guys have too much time on your hands.....too much. I hate being sick. It sucks more than not being sick. By far.

Dmak

 

[Astroglide User]

my winning streak is back and going with NCAA 2004. this boy lover of a player is now 14-4 and 13-1 in the last few games. i lost 2 off the bat.

i loved that country song up there dartos-suckingweinero's. you guys think you are being so discrete with the whole fudge packing stuff you wrote, but you have no idea where the real "fudge" in des moines can be found. first, you could head up around the drake area late at night and see a bunch of "eyes" walking around. second, you would take a trip down ingersol and visit all the "fudge factories" that disguise themselves as candy outlets.

i think our maturity levels need to rise to around 7-8 from the all-time low it's at now. we are med students and have morals; therefore, making crude jokes about "fudge" is totally uncalled for.

where is that "girl who sits in the front" when we need her advise. save us for we have gone off the path and gotten lost on the DIRT ROAD.

did i ever tell you guys i work on the road?

 

[cremaster2007]

I love when I buy packets that say non-refundable, but then I get a refund for them because of copyright laws. Copyright laws could be one of the only things that, in all actualality, is trying to hinder the learning process......unless you are dmak then it already has been destroyed. Go Bengals.

 

[Portier]

Portier makes awesome chili, that almost makes up for the bible quotes on his posts. Although the upside is that they make me think of portier naked. The therapeutic use? Let's just say it is the opposite of anti-emetic. Not really, portier is a sex god. Women want him, men want to be him. He's got that mischievious grin that makes you want to tame him, which I could, with a saddle, bit, bridle,and horsewhip. Uh...I mean...I love my wife, I love my wife, I love my wife...mmmm portier wearing chaps and nothing else...I love my wife, I love my wife. By the way, B-man just had his share of the chili and it shows, every few minutes he's letting fly, knowing me I'm not to be undone. Long story short the wife lit a match and the house exploded. Could we crash at your place dude? At least until the fire commissioner leaves? I'll bring the stable gear.

I suggested to Nicole R (CMA President) and Syed (MOSA President) that there should be the CMA vs MOSA Chili Cook off. Logan said that the Holy Chili wars might be a bad idea for public relations, but I was thinking that there would be some true competition there, and nothings better than chili.

Tell Natalie that I can stand in for her again this weekend. I've gotta' get my O-ring serviced....damn Poles

 

[Portier]

More beans Mr. Taggert?
By the way it sounds around here...you boys don't need anymore of them there beans.

Oh it's the camptown lady....the camtown lady?.....yeah, the camptown lady.

camptown lady sing that song (doo-dahhh, dooo-daaahhh), camptown race track 10 miles longs.....you get the picture.

HIGH ROLLER
Hey, is that "Old Dog Tray"?
Sounds like "Old Dog Tray".

DOC
What?

HIGH ROLLER
You know, Stephen Foster. "Oh,
Susanna". "Camptown Races",
Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!

DOC
I see, well this happens to be a
Nocturne.

HIGH ROLLER
A which?

DOC
You know, Frederic-****ing-Chopin.

 

[Portier]

You know what always confused me? In the princess bride Wesley describes Iocaine powder as colorless, tasteless and odorless. Then Prince Humperdink comes along, smells the empty vial, then says "Iocaine powder, I bet my life on it". How could he know that if it is odorless. I think on my next spal when I test cranial nerve I (that's olfactory right?) I'm going to hold up nothing to the patients nostril and tell them to inhale. Then when they say they smell nothing I'll say, "what you do not smell is Iocaine powder" and if they get the joke they get an accurate diagnosis, if not I'll just leave. Princess Bride is one of the best movies ever.

I am studying so hard right now 😴

The guy who played Westley (Cary Elwes) is playing Ted Bundy in an A&E movie that will be released soon. I also REALLY loved him in RHMIT.

 

[Portier]

do you think that their is a country song somewhere called "I kissed my sweetie with my fist"???

There's a David Allan Coe song that Astroglide (wasn't there a transformer named that...wait..that was Atrotrain...which is what we run on Astroglide when he comes over to study) probably knows called, "I'd really like to ____ you one more time"

It's written to his daughter.

Hows' that for sick.

Worse: I slapped my mom because she kissed my dog.

 

[Astroglide User]

Even though mr. bible above may pollute this page with the word of god (i.e. kirk ferentz), he makes some very funny points.

astroglide, as good as it is with human tissues, would be a poor lubricant for train tracks due to the amount of friction involved. in fact, trains don't need lube b/c they don't care how the track feels when they are on top of it. thank god for diesel-running trains that drive very slow, stopping the car in front of you when it's a smokin' hot 19 year old in a convertable.

there is no reason to slap your mom for kissing your dog....b/c it's "YOUR DOG." however, anything thing else would legitimize your causes.

 

[Portier]

My reply to you sir is from a demi-god MEL TORME:

I can only give you love that lasts forever,
And a promise to be near each time you call.
And the only heart I own
For you and you alone
That's all,
That's all...

I can only give you country walks in springtime
And a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall;
And a love whose burning light
Will warm the winter's night
That's all,
That's all.

There are those I am sure who have told you,
They would give you the world for a toy.
All I have are these arms to enfold you,
And a love even time can't destroy.

If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear,
You'll be glad to know that my demands are small.
Say it's me that you'll adore,
For now and evermore
That's all,
That's all.



😍

 

[Portier]

You know what always confused me? In the princess bride Wesley describes Iocaine powder as colorless, tasteless and odorless. Then Prince Humperdink comes along, smells the empty vial, then says "Iocaine powder, I bet my life on it". How could he know that if it is odorless. I think on my next spal when I test cranial nerve I (that's olfactory right?) I'm going to hold up nothing to the patients nostril and tell them to inhale. Then when they say they smell nothing I'll say, "what you do not smell is Iocaine powder" and if they get the joke they get an accurate diagnosis, if not I'll just leave. Princess Bride is one of the best movies ever.

I am studying so hard right now 😴

V
I. Club Drugs
a. Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol)
i. Aka: roofies, rophies, roche, forget-me-pill
ii. A type of BDZ
iii. Mode of use: oral/snorted, tasteless/odorless
iv. Greater incidence of sexual assaults, boosts the high of heroin & cocaine
v. Pharmacology:
1. 7-10x more potent than diazepam
2. effects after 15-20 minutes up to 4-6 hours
3. residual effects up to 12 hours later
vi. Side Effects:
1. ?anterograde amnesia?
vii. not detectable on routine drug screens

 

[cremaster2007]

I suggested to Nicole R (CMA President) and Syed (MOSA President) that there should be the CMA vs MOSA Chili Cook off. Logan said that the Holy Chili wars might be a bad idea for public relations, but I was thinking that there would be some true competition there, and nothings better than chili.

Tell Natalie that I can stand in for her again this weekend. I've gotta' get my O-ring serviced....damn Poles

Dartos and I want to coin the chili crusades right now.

 

[Portier]

Chili Chili everywhere
But not a beer in sight

I've eaten beans halfway round the world
but chili tates just right

Meat and peppers and tomatoes and spice
Makes the chili taste REAL nice.

 

[luckystar]

I missed 5 on the EBM test!!! That's about a third of what I expected to have missed...but I'll never have to take another crappy exam for that class ever again...WOO HOO!!!!

 

[Astroglide User]

For the first time in my life i am the person that had the high score in EBM. that's right turds.....Mr Astroglide pulled through by missing 3 whopping questions and sits atop the curve. God damn it feels good to be at the top for a day, especially when we come right back to pharm on monday where i am closer to the bottom of the class. but thanks to a high-five from some guy in the parking lot this afternoon, i know i have friends in "low places."

well i've got friends in low places....where the whiskey drowns and beer chases my blues away.

 

[Astroglide User]

Check out my new signature!

 

[cremaster2007]

and we want to coin chili jihad

 

[Portier]

Done..

 

[Portier]

So, when I get kicked out of medical school because I can't pass classes like nutrition and statistics (nevermind I took biostats over the stinkin summer), I hope they'll let me work in the galley...

My chili might not be nutritious or statistical, but it's good!

My dad was a cook...maybe I missed my calling....maybe this is my path back to what I was meant to do....cook?!??

I just got some pics from my mom in the mail today of when I was 14 or so....I've got on high top reeboks, rolled up jeans, a gold ring on one hand, and a gold watch on the other. Maybe I'm supposed to be a gay cook!

That's it!!! It all makes sense...a gay cooking writer....of long posts that make people uncomfortable to read...yeah, yeah....that'll do!

 

[cremaster2007]

astroglide its good that you are king of the world right now, but I know how you got a minus three..................I would have given you a minus five but are you gonna do.............dmak and I are now experts on drugs of abuse, so 8 questions down 88 to go......................

 

[cremaster2007]

Maybe you should just join the village people.

 

[Portier]

Could I be the Navy guy in the Village people.....and get to put on a chef's hat halfway through the song?

And Cremaster...I think you and DMAK were experts on Drugs of Abuse long ago....now you just know what Dr Barton wants you to know