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I think i make solid chili too. really, it turns out solid when i'm done b/c my favorite ingredient (aglide) does not enjoy the extreme temperatures of cooking.

do you guys realize that astroglide is simply glycerin and water, meaning we can perscribe it to relieve consipation via both ends of the GI. just a thought. i promise i will shut up about astroglide someday, but not today.

"your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look to clear. now bartender bring a pitcher, another round of brew. oh why don't we get drunk, and FXXK!" b/c we have a pharm test to study for.
 
Is it amazing to anyone else that as it just started pouring down rain my computer randomly played for me Africa by Toto.................God certainly does amazing and powerful things............like what aloe does when you eat it.....................dmak.............................raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa
 
99
I've been waiting so long
Oh, 99
Where did we go wrong
Oh, 99
I love you

99
I keep breaking your heart
Oh, 99
How can we be apart
Oh, 99
I love you

I never thought it would happen
I feel quite the same
I don't want to hurt you anymore
I never knew it would work out
No one to blame
You know I love you 99

99
You keep holding my hand
Oh, 99
They don't know who I am

99
I can't take it no more
Oh, 99
Oh we were so sure
Oh, 99
I love you
 
I've got 99 problems right now and b**ch ain't one as Jay-Z says, however, pharm is a major one......................major.............................major...............I think you guys are getting the point. Time for me and dmak to go buy the biggest hamburger ever!!!
 
Instead of the burger we went to chinese buffet, and right now I can hardly see I ate so much.........I love buffets. I think I mayb have to take a nap before I continue plowing into my pharm. Just remember we will never use Chloramphenicol, but it causes gray baby syndrome.
 
Yes I am posting again because I just got out of a hot tub and let me tell you it was much better than studying for pharm..........guys I really think I have the death I'm so tired all the time. I fell asleep at 5 got up at 8 and am going to bed now and I got 10 hours of sleep last night. I think I got it indirectly from lucky through dmak and dartos so I'm gonna need somebody to prescribe me some vancomycin and if that doesn't work a lot of morphine for comfort since I will be medically incurable............Go Chargers!!!!!!!!! 👍
 
Awwwww.....but....I have the rage....you know, the rage from 28 days later....roooowwwwrrrrrrr....hope you feel better dude 😀
 
DMAKSIMOVIC said:
You guys have too much time on your hands.....too much. I hate being sick. It sucks more than not being sick. By far.

Dmak
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I'm not sure if I believe that, I mean, I need some evidence. Could you quantify that, possibly with paired t-tables? I like it when people test on stuff they never even talked about.
 
Portier said:
There's a David Allan Coe song that Astroglide (wasn't there a transformer named that...wait..that was Atrotrain...which is what we run on Astroglide when he comes over to study) probably knows called, "I'd really like to ____ you one more time"

It's written to his daughter.

Hows' that for sick.

Worse: I slapped my mom because she kissed my dog.
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Who gave portier permission to change his bible quote? This one doesn't even say naked in it. I guess you made up for it with the funny comments and the David allan coe references. That guy was awesome.
 
Portier said:
V
I. Club Drugs
a. Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol)
i. Aka: roofies, rophies, roche, forget-me-pill
ii. A type of BDZ
iii. Mode of use: oral/snorted, tasteless/odorless
iv. Greater incidence of sexual assaults, boosts the high of heroin & cocaine
v. Pharmacology:
1. 7-10x more potent than diazepam
2. effects after 15-20 minutes up to 4-6 hours
3. residual effects up to 12 hours later
vi. Side Effects:
1. ?anterograde amnesia?
vii. not detectable on routine drug screens
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What the F**k?
 
cremaster2007 said:
and we want to coin chili jihad
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you said jihad... LALALALALALALALALA

the people who know me know what that means...the rest of you are probably better off.
 
cremaster2007 said:
Is it amazing to anyone else that as it just started pouring down rain my computer randomly played for me Africa by Toto.................God certainly does amazing and powerful things............like what aloe does when you eat it.....................dmak.............................raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa
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That song rocks my friend...indeed...indeed
 
It should be illegal for me to be studying at 1:30 on a saturday night. I should be at luckys house like usual. Playing parcheesi. Is that how you spell parcheesi? Either way lucky and I play for keeps, no holds barred, winner take all. You know that song discovery channel by the bloodhound gang? That just came on my computer and raised a question. Does anyone know what the singer whispers right before he starts singing? I have no clue and would like to know. For those of you who have been counting, the
B-man turned 4 weeks on the 29th. Cool eh? Lucky, you know that means... five weeks and counting. I may kill myself soon. I don't know if the wife looks as good as I think she does, because the trees in my backyard are also lookin' kind of hot. I may soon go crazy. Don't know how I would have made it without the help of Dmak, cremaster, and three blindfolds. I love you guys 😍 😍 😍 😕 😍 You know what show I miss? Doogie Howser, that nerd was awesome. Can you imagine if he went to med school with us. That would be awesome, he's be all like, I'm so smart, while the self proclaimed super geniuses were applying for a copyright on the phrase chili jihad...LALALALALALALALALALALA Anyone out there? me so lonely. 🙁
 
 
Portier why do you post so many links to other web pages.........and why does this pharm stuff have to suck so bad. Finnerty's part is damn near impossible to understand what he wants us to know....apparently he feels people who need to stay awake and focus need ampetamines...........like pilots in the army..........what about med students I don't know many people who are as close to sleep deprived as we are (unless you don't count interns/residents as students anymore). I've looked at so many drugs today, and I don't really see much of point in memorizing them anymore.............3 years from now they will no longer be used anymore. Has anyone else realized just how pointless parts of med school are at times..........I take $45,000 a year out in loans to jump through hoops and have people tell me how dumb I am all the time, I like med school like I like my wome I guess. Lucky I know you have the rage but your liver has increased enzymes to break that down, it's part of the reason you have decreased aldehyde dehyrodgenase -- you can't drink very much, but you are ok if the rage ever escapes and effects the world. K I"m done posting now........Dmak and I need to try to memorize a huge list of crap. Lucky we need to study OMM tomorrow morning after the test......Let me know if you wanna skip Nutrition. :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: 😱
 
oh, why you look so sad
tears are all in your eyes
come and come to me now
don't....be afraid to cry
let me see you through
cause i've seen the dark side too
when the night falls on you
don't know what to do
nothing you confess
will make me love you less

I will stand by you cremaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It's 4:52am, and i am still up having never gone to sleep other than the 30 minutes i laid in bed. my winamp player refuses to quit playing the wonderful tunes of journey / jimmy buffett / neil diamond.
 
Making the good old chicken gumbo....onion base, white and dark meat...

I'm eating good tonight! Then I'm gonna' go slap cremaster since he probably still won't have slept yet, and will be weak and helpless...just kidding. I'll really only take pictures of him cuddled up with Dejan like I found them together last night when I showed up to study.

Quote from Dartos: "Where the hell were you last night?"
My reply, "I showed up at 9:30."
His response: "OH, I was long gone by then."

Who is Dartos? He's not my father. :idea:


One last cool website:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1800246
 
Ahhhh....finally.....today brings closure for many things, my friends. The last Pharm exam, and I am going to be done w/ making webpages, because I am not a webpage maker by nature....I'm more of a webpage browser, if you will.

And cremaster, yes...I have a mutant form of proragease that prevents me from activating prorage to rage, and thus I will forever be an asymptomatic carrier of prorage, to infect all around me and turn them into outrageous people. Make sense? Thought so.

I shall continue to sip my grande soy mocha with sugar-free hazelnut....a complicated drink for a simple fool like me.....Parcheeeeeeeeesi.
 
Lucky forever you will defeat me in school..........you and your da*n abacus. Anyways I'm still very sleep deprived but I am going out for a bit cause I'm rocking it old school........you're only 22 once..........besides after the stellar comeback against dmak in madden I need to celebrate. Thank god for the rodney pete. Peace out.
 
Dr.Dicky said:
This has got to be one of the funniest sites I've seen in a long time.....

Props to Portier :laugh:
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I agree, that was awesome.
 
Portier said:
Making the good old chicken gumbo....onion base, white and dark meat...

I'm eating good tonight! Then I'm gonna' go slap cremaster since he probably still won't have slept yet, and will be weak and helpless...just kidding. I'll really only take pictures of him cuddled up with Dejan like I found them together last night when I showed up to study.

Quote from Dartos: "Where the hell were you last night?"
My reply, "I showed up at 9:30."
His response: "OH, I was long gone by then."

Who is Dartos? He's not my father. :idea:


One last cool website:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1800246
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I went home, hit the sack, got up and spanked the test. Take that gunners of the world. HA!
 
Big ups to lucky on making that test your bi*ch. Maybe later you could make me your bi*ch...at parcheesi! I was grading that test at birdman's house, got about halfway through and stated "If I get one more wrong, I lose the A, God D@@m it!" And I still got the A! Thank you Dr. Mortenson! I may have gotten the lowest A possible, but I still got it. Did not see that one coming (now I bet the average will be like a 95 or something). I don't normally announce grades but I'm D@@m proud of this one. PHARM IS OVER!!! 😀 😀 😀 Wink Wink Winker. By the way, you guys missed an awesome time on the waverunners. This drunk guy was making HUGE wakes for us to jump, our buddy really earned the name birdman today. I had a great wipeout, I flew off the waverunner at about 45-50mph, and skipped like a stone. I flew off so much my nuts are still ringing. OW!!! We had an awesome time. And then of course one thing led to another...and we ended up...playing Parcheesi!!! Maybe we could have a threeway match sometime, if luckys up to taking on two guys at once...at parcheesi!!! Five bucks says that 22 y/o casa hombre is still drunk tommorrow morning in class. Let's just hope he gets uncomfortably full...wink winker. 👍
 
Dartos, if only I can ring your nuts the way flying off a waverunner can. Big congrats to you on your A!!!! Same goes for cremaster and birdman....the bird is my lucky charm...that or his dog....or his wife's cooking...maybe it's a combination effect 😀 One day I'm going to bring a Sam's Club sized box of Triscuits for cremaster so that he does get "uncomfortably full" and then all you will see is a tornado of flying shirts and socks, with a half naked cremaster sitting in the middle of the vortex...manboobs and all 😉
 
ohhhhhhhhh................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................rararaaaaaargooooooooogoggogahhsdhgfhad...................full 😉
 
Whatsup guys, just loggin' on to give a shout out to the hommiez...Word 😎
 
Don't you hate it when someone skips the first 2 lectures, shows up for the 3rd, then asks a question that was covered in the 2nd.

Well, I was eating eggs! Lots of them.

Perdock likes it when I eat eggs then study with her :laugh:

Ah...smell that one....mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm

😱
 
I figured out how to use this thing... now I can communicate to you 07 people who go to class... Congrats to everyone who did good on the pharm test!
 
Queen Bee said:
I figured out how to use this thing... now I can communicate to you 07 people who go to class... Congrats to everyone who did good on the pharm test!
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I don't know who this chick is, but she sounds hot!
 
Felix...

You said the same thing about my mom!

Which reminds me....I've got some pics from the 1970's on the wall now...you and nat should come and visit.

🙂
 
Portier I also think your mom sounds hot when she calls me on the phone late at night.........by the way she said you'd pay her bill $$$$$$$$$ Bring the rain. 😉
 
Since mom had that eye thing, and the face lift she looks younger than she did when she was 40...and she's 59. 🙂

www.yourmom.com
That's funny fecal matter.

So, are there any plans I'm not invited to after the Gastro test?

What's everyone doing for the holiday?
Felix is hosting 8 generations of family, evidently.... :meanie:
 
who is queen bee??????????cause I have a feeling she is hot too.
 
Cheers to the cremaster for coming out last night and celebrating our love for steve perry at Drink: i must also say great call regarding Toto's "Africa" which is now the most popular song on my playlist.

"I've been drunk now for over two weeks, passed out and sprung a few leeks!"
"I shot six holes in my freezer....I think I've got cabin fever."

The best thing about OMM could very well be popping the pubes. No matter what illness people have, they are always getting the pubes popped with my TX plan.

Can i get a Hi-five for the Iowa Hawks! i cannot wait for september 10-11 when i am wasting away in iowa city for the best college team ever created. Cremaster and I are going to take my Xgirlfriend's little sister and friend out and teach them what it's like "to be a hawkeye." speaking of Xgirlfriend, can someone review their pharm notes and tell me the drug i need to give her that will stop all these calls? I would appreciate that.
 
Astroglide User said:
...speaking of Xgirlfriend, can someone review their pharm notes and tell me the drug i need to give her that will stop all these calls? I would appreciate that.
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What do you mean, Michael? Girls actually like you?

I'm jealous...they always say to me, "Come back when you aren't so ugly!" 😡

Then I have to go get some rohypnol and tatoo my name on their ass! 😍

Just Kidding.

"I wanna' be a Recon Ranger, I want to live for sex and danger!"
"I wanna' be a Recon Ranger, I want to cut off all my hair!"
 
Astro,
I think the drug you are looking for is either Chloramphenicol or 5-FU. Make sure you don't give her Mefloquine cause then she can kill you and say the drugs made her do it. If your xgf was 17 then her little sister better be a prime number are we got problems!!! Go hawks.
 
Astro why didn't they use your expertise in pharm for Rhohypnol??? I know nobody with better than you................
 
How jealous do you think wendy is right now?
 
We are going to get a whole course now from her entitled "well..............in my clinical experience" and the questions will be about unicorn thyroid and the obvious, with each test being over 5 lectures and 600 questions. Good luck.
 
Is this in reference to the lecture by Ms E?

:laugh:
 
cremaster2007 said:
We are going to get a whole course now from her entitled "well..............in my clinical experience" and the questions will be about unicorn thyroid and the obvious, with each test being over 5 lectures and 600 questions. Good luck.
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Well Cremaster in my experience, this class is boring.
 
Holy crap guys. I skip a few days of SDN, get a fake moustache and all of a sudden there are new people. WHO ARE YOU INTERLOPERS? I slept in....again....in bed....AROUND.

I like GI and nutrition lectures where they show us gross pictures of ulcerated guts and butts.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dmak
 
cremaster2007 said:
We are going to get a whole course now from her entitled "well..............in my clinical experience" and the questions will be about unicorn thyroid and the obvious, with each test being over 5 lectures and 600 questions. Good luck.
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You guys don't like pointless questions? What's a diorama?

And I swear to god if she hurts any more unicorns we're gonna have to fight to the death. UUUNNNNIIIICOOORRRRN

dmak
 
Blockbuster has a sale on previewed DVDs....3 for $25. I bought the last samurai, starsky and hutch, and club dread......somebody's wacking off tonight........wooooooooo. WHA?

dmak
 
DMAKSIMOVIC said:
You guys don't like pointless questions? What's a diorama?

And I swear to god if she hurts any more unicorns we're gonna have to fight to the death. UUUNNNNIIIICOOORRRRN

dmak
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I hate unicorns, youre just sitting by yourself, mindin your business, and here comes a unicorn, climbing up your leg and biting you on the a$$, and I'm like, hey unicorn, God d@mn it!
 
DMAKSIMOVIC said:
Blockbuster has a sale on previewed DVDs....3 for $25. I bought the last samurai, starsky and hutch, and club dread......somebody's wacking off tonight........wooooooooo. WHA?

dmak
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dmak, your mother is slightly less attractive than the average women in her age bracket...MEGABURN!!!!!
 
Hey... don't dis the unicorn... don't hate the player hate the game. you have a hot leg what do you expect

D - Movie night? or we could tape some texas? can lucky come and play?
(as long as it's oK with Vader)
 
Dartos Vader said:
How jealous do you think wendy is right now?
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I think wendy is about ready to explode....hmmm better not get my hopes up :scared: :laugh:
 
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