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1) there is nothing hotter than a private message...thanks Eiko

2) where can i get some perverted Avitar things. i know what i want to put there, but i'm not sure it will fly.

3) new laguna beach on tonight!!!! i love that show, and i love the biitches on it.
 
you can put pretty much any picture on there, it just has to be small enough, go to user cp, it has a link or something to import an avatar, if its not small enough, theres a program (photoshop? cant remember) that will shrink it
 
Dartos Vader said:
you can put pretty much any picture on there, it just has to be small enough, go to user cp, it has a link or something to import an avatar, if its not small enough, theres a program (photoshop? cant remember) that will shrink it


you are the master of shrinkage
 
Dartos Vader said:
i found four additions to my harem, plus one eunuch. go to the following link and click on girl geeks play d&d

http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo

WOW..Talk about geeks with WAY too much time on their hands! And where were the girls when I was playing D&D?!
 
Scroll down a little bit and watch the Bear Esctacy one....that was hillarious
 
Is it bad that the more I read the less I care about heme right now, honestly 6 tests in the 9 actual days of class around thanksgiving is way too damn much............go ALL, CML, HD, and NHL with a twist of t9,22 in philadelphia leading to the best cheese steak ever
 
Thousandth said:
WOW..Talk about geeks with WAY too much time on their hands! And where were the girls when I was playing D&D?!
I know, where was the motivation in putting that video together? the girls seemed like they were getting paid to me. The guy in that must have been like "you know...I just don't get my ass kicked enough in high school...but what can I do about it?"
 
I don't know about the rest of you but I am preparing to bend over for this heme test and hope it doesn't give me hpv 16 or too much damaged rectal tissue causing CA...............
 
Remember...

If you cut out the Colon CA = 5cm margin
If you cut out the Sarcoma = 1cm margin

brca-1 will give you melanoma and colon CA (if you're treated by the medical oncologist, but breast, ovarian, and colon (if you're treated breast cancer specialist).

brca-2 will give you Pancreatic and Prostate cancer (if you're treated by the medical oncologist), but less ovarian (if you're treated by the breast cancer spcialist.)

AML M3 = 15/17 Transolcation.

Housmenier, and Burchettier will bring unpasteurized goat cheese Saturday, and a nice Chateau St Michelle Merlot....or a Johanesburg Riesling (chicks dig that)...or Bogle Vineyards Petit Sirah (and forks and knives to consume it with).

Widlackier will bring his very fine wife and child, but won't allow them to shave or bathe for 3 (three) days prior. Anything Mrs Widlackier wears will have to include fishnet stockings, stiletto heels, and a chapeau with a little black net covering only part of her face.

Georgier will wear a black turtleneck and smoke unfiltered cigarettes. Under the sweater will be a Jerry Lewis Telethon T-shirt.

Maksimovicier (Mak sim o vis E A) will bring a copy of Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller, and Pictures of Anais Ninn. He will have Luckier (Loose E A) dress as Gertrude Stein, and talk about Henri Marie Francois Matise de Tolouse La Trec's painting of French Bordellos.

BabyRutheier will wear a while and black striped sailor themed top, with black tightpants. She will walk around with pate and crackers, offering it to people. When they ask what it is, she'll say raw goose liver.

Munchkinier will merely post an avatar of a woman in a French Maid Outfit.
 
Portier said:
Remember...

If you cut out the Colon CA = 5cm margin
If you cut out the Sarcoma = 1cm margin

brca-1 will give you melanoma and colon CA (if you're treated by the medical oncologist, but breast, ovarian, and colon (if you're treated breast cancer specialist).

brca-2 will give you Pancreatic and Prostate cancer (if you're treated by the medical oncologist), but less ovarian (if you're treated by the breast cancer spcialist.)

AML M3 = 15/17 Transolcation.

Housmenier, and Burchettier will bring unpasteurized goat cheese Saturday, and a nice Chateau St Michelle Merlot....or a Johanesburg Riesling (chicks dig that)...or Bogle Vineyards Petit Sirah (and forks and knives to consume it with).

Widlackier will bring his very fine wife and child, but won't allow them to shave or bathe for 3 (three) days prior. Anything Mrs Widlackier wears will have to include fishnet stockings, stiletto heels, and a chapeau with a little black net covering only part of her face.

Georgier will wear a black turtleneck and smoke unfiltered cigarettes. Under the sweater will be a Jerry Lewis Telethon T-shirt.

Maksimovicier (Mak sim o vis E A) will bring a copy of Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller, and Pictures of Anais Ninn. He will have Luckier (Loose E A) dress as Gertrude Stein, and talk about Henri Marie Francois Matise de Tolouse La Trec's painting of French Bordellos.

Munchkinier will merely post an avatar of a woman in a French Maid Outfit.

Less gin and tonic when you study..........
 
judging by your lifestyle cliff, you are at high risk for anal cancer. maybe you should quit hanging out with dejan all the time and actually make friends with the opposite sex. that does not include text messaging either.

Thank you for the wonderful review session.
 
And to correct ray, i will be bringing the champagne of beers to the wine and cheese party with a few cans of tomato juice. it will look like wine but taste like tailgating.

Go hawks. 🙂
 
Astroglide User said:
And to correct ray, i will be bringing the champagne of beers to the wine and cheese party with a few cans of tomato juice. it will look like wine but taste like tailgating.

Go hawks. 🙂


Go hawks
 
AwesomeO-DO said:
go hawks... straight to hell!


no they are going straight to the capital one bowl in orlando.........
 
cremaster2007 said:
no they are going straight to the capital one bowl in orlando.........
Good, I'm sure they can find lots of activities there that will appeal to the players child-like minds
 
AwesomeO-DO said:
Good, I'm sure they can find lots of activities there that will appeal to the players child-like minds


I'm pretty sure the activities will involved destroying Tennessee, then celebrating with all the drunken fans and hitting on hot girls at the bitch......very child-like but their final ranking will be a much lower number than wisconsin's which is "gooder" in college football......
 
You know what's great about having the death..........you don't have to feel guilty about skipping class........not like I do anymore, but now I have a reason to sleep till 11 and barely make it to lab on time. Oh by the way I still hate heme.
 
Ray - this is your cyber "BITCH SLAP" for letting women walk through a door before me and then ignoring me as women, far from cute, were talking to you. it's ok to pretend you are not gay, but for hiter's sake, please do it with some dignity turd eater.

Cliff - did you try melting a stick of butter and seasoning it heavily with garlic salt. dip bread sticks in it and you have a taste of heaven son. sounds good to me and is a sure cure for any disease.

i desparately want to go to a bar tonight but NO-ONE seems to be interested and/or healthy to do so.
 
Astroglide User said:
Ray - this is your cyber "BITCH SLAP" for letting women walk through a door before me and then ignoring me as women, far from cute, were talking to you. it's ok to pretend you are not gay, but for hiter's sake, please do it with some dignity turd eater.

Cliff - did you try melting a stick of butter and seasoning it heavily with garlic salt. dip bread sticks in it and you have a taste of heaven son. sounds good to me and is a sure cure for any disease.

i desparately want to go to a bar tonight but NO-ONE seems to be interested and/or healthy to do so.


I would consider the bar option as my cure........get a hold of me if you want
 
Astroglide User said:
Ray - this is your cyber "BITCH SLAP" for letting women walk through a door before me and then ignoring me as women, far from cute, were talking to you. it's ok to pretend you are not gay, but for hiter's sake, please do it with some dignity turd eater.

Cliff - did you try melting a stick of butter and seasoning it heavily with garlic salt. dip bread sticks in it and you have a taste of heaven son. sounds good to me and is a sure cure for any disease.

i desparately want to go to a bar tonight but NO-ONE seems to be interested and/or healthy to do so.

I was actually punishing Lina for throwing me under the bus after I'd complimented her. I was making sure everyone got through, and made her wait....it was funny, but not as funny as you going into a closet with some blonde girl with a bulge in her pants and an adam's apple.
 
Portier said:
I was actually punishing Lina for throwing me under the bus after I'd complimented her. I was making sure everyone got through, and made her wait....it was funny, but not as funny as you going into a closet with some blonde girl with a bulge in her pants and an adam's apple.


Portier are you referring to you dressed up in a wig and when you and astro play 7 seconds in heaven (yes 7 seconds not minutes) 😉
 
Ray behind those closet door were two hot women, not including the one i took in there. that is where the PT's hang out and give naked massages. seriously, they do that in there.

so i went in the room to work on a girl's neck who once did great things for me....some of which you can only imagine in your dirtiest dreams. let's just say the neighbors were kept up late a few times. If it makes you feel better, i made her pretend she was a little boy.

Now here is what i got online to bitch about. why do people in our class find it their business to email katie leinen about the becky grissom situation. keep your nose out of other people's business and don't ask questions. just b/c we are in med school does not mean we have the slightest clue regarding the hiring and firing of people and what it takes to run a business, med school in this case.

Step into my office b/c you are ****iing fired! now i have had the unlucky task of firing people (one this summer in nebraska where i made the poor turd get his own ride home b/c he pissed me off so much), and if you don't have a valid reason, you will pay your asss in unemployment. Therefore, a message to DMU students that think they should know why someone was fired. The message is hiding up my semen-filled butt thanks to that girl in the PT room...start digging.

please post your comments about this here.

pary HARD if you know what i mean.
 
I second that emotion.

Nobody else besides Becky and the Administration knows what happened. It was part of the severance agreement that the reasons not be talked aobut.

Doctors, in general, make decisions to help even when it won't make a difference (90 y/o with MI, 79 y/0 with metastaic brain cancer, Michael Burchett and Cliffy's psychiatrist trying to get them out of the fecal-oral stage).

So, let them feel their emotions and think that they helped is my opinion...they're gonna' do it anyway.

However, it is not the students' business or job to help.
 
Portier said:
I second that emotion.

Nobody else besides Becky and the Administration knows what happened. It was part of the severance agreement that the reasons not be talked aobut.

Doctors, in general, make decisions to help even when it won't make a difference (90 y/o with MI, 79 y/0 with metastaic brain cancer, Michael Burchett and Cliffy's psychiatrist trying to get them out of the fecal-oral stage).

So, let them feel their emotions and think that they helped is my opinion...they're gonna' do it anyway.

However, it is not the students' business or job to help.

I just have two things about the whole Becky Grissom thing. I basically agree with what you guys have said, but I also think part of the problem was the way they went about presenting it to the students that she had been fired, it kind of makes you want to say "well what happened?" Now not that people should be emailing people (particularly katie) because they want to know what happened, HOWEVER my second point is I do kind of see why people were doing it because we had received that email about taking up a collection and if people wanted to donate money then I can understand why they might want to know the circumstances first. Regardless of all that though Portier's last line sums it up well.......
 
Granted, I'm in class on a Saturday AM, and not at home watching Sponge Bob with Cliffy, but...

Every female professional person sent over to DMU from the Iowa Department of Public Health has been at least very attractive and some are exceptionally attractive.

I'm wondering if there is a swimsuit competition component to the hiring process over at the IDPH. I'm wondering if I could do my MPH and MHA internships over there. It'd be like living at the Playboy Mansion....
 
It's been a week since we've been back, have had a test all ready; Still can't get back into studying. Can't wait till this time next year, I'm sure my motivation will be even less. Something to look forward to.
 
Portier said:
Granted, I'm in class on a Saturday AM, and not at home watching Sponge Bob with Cliffy, but...

Every female professional person sent over to DMU from the Iowa Department of Public Health has been at least very attractive and some are exceptionally attractive.

I'm wondering if there is a swimsuit competition component to the hiring process over at the IDPH. I'm wondering if I could do my MPH and MHA internships over there. It'd be like living at the Playboy Mansion....

Portier you have one thing going for you........you are as old as hef........ :laugh:
 
Cheap crappy wine... you're my only friend
 
Lucky the wine has no standards. Why do people in our class insist on going to Aura when wellman's is a much better bar. i don't like dancing and paying absurb amounts of money just to get into a bar and realize i no longer enjoy dancing.

Here's to our next DMU party....."white trash trailer bash"
 
AwesomeO-DO said:
Cheap crappy wine... you're my only friend


Awesome-O sorry I didn't call you we ended up just going to wellman's and we stayed to help clean up more so we ended up not getting there till about 1:15.....and last call was at 1:30 so you didn't miss much. I still love you and am sorry that we forget to let you know 😍
 
Astroglide User said:
Lucky the wine has no standards. Why do people in our class insist on going to Aura when wellman's is a much better bar. i don't like dancing and paying absurb amounts of money just to get into a bar and realize i no longer enjoy dancing.

Here's to our next DMU party....."white trash trailer bash"


We went to Wellman's and you are right it was more fun than aura ever has been....... :idea:
 
OH cremaster you might have enjoyed wellman's as your dream girl was dancing like a tramp. in fact, my friend danny (Graduate student at UNI) noticed that our school basically has orgies whenever we go out. if you stood around at watched (which we did b/c i don't dance), you notice that people just go around and grind on others and then make out for a short bit.

Here is the tease of the night. My friend courtney's cousin introduces me to a 27 y/o single white female last night. the girl tells me her name, rubs my bald head for a bit, and then BAAAMMMMM....her hand are dangling around in my package. then amber (courtney's cousin) said it was time to leave and that is how that ended....me thinking i found my dream girl for the night and her leaving.

Go hawks!
 
If you want to see excessive Christmas lights, go by 62nd and Hickman.

This family has outdone everyone in town I think.

There's also a church right near there with about 40 chirstmas tree shaped light displays of all colors...all over 9 feet tall by my estimation.

(The CMA girls wanted to go looking at lights after the party...it was fun, and I didn't smell like smoke when we wer done. Also didn't have to listen to Burchett talk at all.)

JK...I like Burchett....he enjoys being slapped on the ass. He should join My Navy.
 
Astroglide User said:
OH cremaster you might have enjoyed wellman's as your dream girl was dancing like a tramp. in fact, my friend danny (Graduate student at UNI) noticed that our school basically has orgies whenever we go out. if you stood around at watched (which we did b/c i don't dance), you notice that people just go around and grind on others and then make out for a short bit.

Here is the tease of the night. My friend courtney's cousin introduces me to a 27 y/o single white female last night. the girl tells me her name, rubs my bald head for a bit, and then BAAAMMMMM....her hand are dangling around in my package. then amber (courtney's cousin) said it was time to leave and that is how that ended....me thinking i found my dream girl for the night and her leaving.

Go hawks!
:idea:

This school is starting to sound better and better....
 
EvoDevo said:
This school is starting to sound better and better


Isn't it though? Ok, maybe not that aspect of it for me, but it sounds fun. Hey Evo, when are you planning on getting out of this nasty city if you go DMU?
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Isn't it though? Ok, maybe not that aspect of it for me, but it sounds fun. Hey Evo, when are you planning on getting out of this nasty city if you go DMU?
Prolly late July. Wanna bank as much cash as possible before it all begins.....

You??
 
EvoDevo said:
Prolly late July. Wanna bank as much cash as possible before it all begins....You??


It looks like I'm gonna have to go PRN while in school which means training during the summertime before classes would be a necessity. So I'm thinking May.
 
I forgot to add the best part of the night. Cremaster and i sat near the wine table and spoke about nothing other than homsexuality. i did not matter if we were talking to hot women, dudes, and/or married couples b/c cliff insisted on telling everyone in the room he sleeps with me and we are a couple while he sported the gayest pink shirt of all time.

Ray - great ass slaps last night. you are the man, and i was nice by not talking to you. i do love the sound of my voice the way i hear it when i speak; however, i hate it when i hear it from a recording. so ray, i feel your pain when you are forced to listen to me.
 
My wife and I currently rent a large one bedroom apartment at Windsor Terrace apartments (directly across the street from school). My wife and I have maintained this apartment for the last 2 years for when I return to Des Moines for my fellowship rotations. Since we are both from the east coast we would like to find incoming or current DMU student who would also like to avoid a long distance move or is relocating within Des Moines and would like to purchase our furnitiure/and furnishings as needed. The furniture we purchased has only seen 8 months of use so far and only 12 months by the time I graduate. Our current rent is only $600.00/ month and the landlord days rents are not expected to be raised, at least this year. We also rent a garage spot for $20-$40 depending on the season which is nice for the snowy months.

The apartment itself is quite big and one of the nicer ones at Windsor Terrace w/ great views of the lower courtyard from all living room windows. The apartment would be generous sized for a single student or a couple.

Please PM me w/ ?'s

FYI-current furnishings include a leather couch, leather chair, dining room table w/ chairs, queen size pillowtop bed which is new, some end tables etc.

If you took this place over you could fly/drive to school with just your clothes and be ready to roll!
 
Astroglide User said:
OH cremaster you might have enjoyed wellman's as your dream girl was dancing like a tramp. in fact, my friend danny (Graduate student at UNI) noticed that our school basically has orgies whenever we go out. if you stood around at watched (which we did b/c i don't dance), you notice that people just go around and grind on others and then make out for a short bit.

Here is the tease of the night. My friend courtney's cousin introduces me to a 27 y/o single white female last night. the girl tells me her name, rubs my bald head for a bit, and then BAAAMMMMM....her hand are dangling around in my package. then amber (courtney's cousin) said it was time to leave and that is how that ended....me thinking i found my dream girl for the night and her leaving.

Go hawks!

You know very well if she hadn't left at that point, the night would have ended with a lot of shame and embarrassment on your part, and dissapointment on hers :laugh:
 
Ray, you rocked my world Saturday night! I never knew the French were so talented.
 
Astro,
My night was interesting to say the least, and you are just jealous because I was looking so hot in a pink shirt you were afraid somebody else would try to take me home. Awesome-O makes a good point, better her leaving thinking you've got something for her, rather than taking you home and finding out that you need to look at Men's Health to get aroused. :laugh:
 
TOUCHE to the man with penis envy. 😎
 
Astroglide User said:
TOUCHE to the man with penis envy. 😎



I prefer to call it penis jealousy..........more that I am jealous that I am not your penis, because if I was I'm sure I'd be on more adventures than the characters of lord of the rings :idea:
 
you'd also have a constant itcy feeling and the urge to get attention all day.
 
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