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[Munchkin6245]

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Me?

 

[cremaster2007]

common post 2000!

holy shizzzzzzzzznit please be me!!! ( I need the dmak prize) you'll see

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Whoever gets the 2000th post will get to see the uncut version of me.....😉

 

[Munchkin6245]

DAMNIT! 😡

 

[cremaster2007]

DAMNIT! 😡

Paul is the weiner

 

[Portier]

You have just ruined any chance grabby hands mcportier had of passing the renal exam tomorrow. NOw he'll be up all night (and probably all morning) staring at your pictures, and giving himself the "stranger" by sitting on his left hand till it goes numb and then strokin it till the cows come home. Now that I think of it, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea for studying renal.

So i guess you didn't get that memo that I actually am from Houma, LA, which is about 60 miles from where the boobie showing takes place, which is where most of the families of the naked boobie girls live, which is where the bar (that both my parents [who are brother and sister] work at) where the girl with 3 boobies found alive was taken, and where there is this big black cloud hovering over for the past month (since I havent' been home to spank it) and a half ruining all holiday cheer. I thought you were just a ugly badger, but you are more of an ignorant rude yankee who I don't like anyway. Hope you feel good about your last comment now.

 

[cremaster2007]

So i guess you didn't get that memo that I actually am from Houma, LA, which is about 60 miles from where the boobie showing takes place, which is where most of the families of the naked boobie girls live, which is where the bar (that both my parents [who are brother and sister] work at) where the girl with 3 boobies found alive was taken, and where there is this big black cloud hovering over for the past month (since I havent' been home to spank it) and a half ruining all holiday cheer. I thought you were just a ugly badger, but you are more of an ignorant rude yankee who I don't like anyway. Hope you feel good about your last comment now.

Wow, well I think I can slap all the tension in that post in the face with my weiner

 

[Portier]

I got to see the privileged pics, and munchkins have 3 boobies.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

So i guess you didn't get that memo that I actually am from Houma, LA, which is about 60 miles from where the boobie showing takes place, which is where most of the families of the naked boobie girls live, which is where the bar (that both my parents [who are brother and sister] work at) where the girl with 3 boobies found alive was taken, and where there is this big black cloud hovering over for the past month (since I havent' been home to spank it) and a half ruining all holiday cheer. I thought you were just a ugly badger, but you are more of an ignorant rude yankee who I don't like anyway. Hope you feel good about your last comment now.

i guess i have to feel good about it now

 

[Portier]

Wow, well I think I can slap all the tension in that post in the face with my weiner

I've been waiting for an opportunity to parody that post.....then it presented itself.

 

[cremaster2007]

I've been waiting for an opportunity to parody that post.....then it presented itself.

I'm even sure what you are talking about, but are you trying to tell paul you want to meet him at the bike rack at 4 tomorrow ???

 

[Munchkin6245]

I got to see the privileged pics, and munchkins have 3 boobies.

Munchkins do NOT have 3 boobies!!! WTF!

Munchkins have bigger than average boobies however. 😱

 

[Portier]

I'm even sure what you are talking about, but are you trying to tell paul you want to meet him at the bike rack at 4 tomorrow ???

Paul would beat me up.
I'm "decompensated" from all my time at my best skill.....It has replaced my exercise routine.

My forearms are growing, but not much else.

 

[Munchkin6245]

I'm even sure what you are talking about, but are you trying to tell paul you want to meet him at the bike rack at 4 tomorrow ???

Is said bike rack within view of any of the DMU webcams? I'll call in sick to stay home and watch this online!

I'm putting $100 on Frenchie.

(3 boobies......I'm now kicking your a$$)

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

I'm even sure what you are talking about, but are you trying to tell paul you want to meet him at the bike rack at 4 tomorrow ???

ok... it's on... but only if he doesn't bring his ship butt buddie M. Mack, cause that dude knows Karate, tae kwon doe, dujitsu, crouching tiger hidden thumb, and 5 other martial art forms. It's wouldn't be fair at all then

 

[Portier]

Munchkins do NOT have 3 boobies!!! WTF!

Munchkins have bigger than average boobies however. 😱

(WARNING, DON'T CLICK IF BOOBS OFFEND YOU)

It looked like this: http://img40.exs.cx/img40/8535/3_boobs.jpg

 

[cremaster2007]

Is said bike rack within view of any of the DMU webcams? I'll call in sick to stay home and watch this online!

I'm putting $100 on Frenchie.

(3 boobies......I'm now kicking your a$$)

Portier is good to see you've learned that a 50 year old can't beat up a 24 year old................and don't be ashamed, girls love big forearms it means that they don't have to do alot cause you already do......

 

[Portier]

ok... it's on... but only if he doesn't bring his ship butt buddie M. Mack, cause that dude knows Karate, tae kwon doe, dujitsu, crouching tiger hidden thumb, and 5 other martial art forms. It's wouldn't be fair at all then

1) Mike is in the Air Force, so that makes him a girl.

2) He's already been dead once (he'll tell you about it), so he's not scared to die....SCARY

3) He was never my butt buddie....that was you. I only slipped and called you Mike because he's the only other one who ever did me the way you do.

BTW, I've never been in a real fight...I used the Jedi Mind Trick to get out of them....right after I swallowed....UGH

 

[Munchkin6245]

Portier is good to see you've learned that a 50 year old can't beat up a 24 year old................and don't be ashamed, girls love big forearms it means that they don't have to do alot cause you already do......

Poor Cliffy, I don't know what kind of lazy girls you've been around, but I think you need the type that takes charge. 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

Poor Cliffy, I don't know what kind of lazy girls you've been around, but I think you need the type that takes charge. 😉

you make an excellent point.....

 

[Munchkin6245]

So all, how is studying for Renal going???

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

you make an excellent point.....

So i think it is imperative that I visit the Lumberyard at least once before I leave DM. It sounds so much better than any strip club i've ever been to

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

So all, how is studying for Renal going???

renal schmeenal... you got a digital camera? you know what to do..... 😀

 

[cremaster2007]

you make an excellent point.....

oh lordy................the last two notepools are up, wooo freakin whooo

 

[cremaster2007]

So i think it is imperative that I visit the Lumberyard at least once before I leave DM. It sounds so much better than any strip club i've ever been to

are you saying you want to go tomorrow night?

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

are you saying you want to go tomorrow night?

where is it?

 

[cremaster2007]

where is it?

It's not very far away..................I think like johnston or something like that.

 

[cremaster2007]

where is it?

All we need is a case of natty lite and about 30 $1 bills

 

[Portier]

So all, how is studying for Renal going???

I'm better now that DMACCC is sitting on my lap and cliff is sitting on my face.

 

[Astroglide User]

1) I challenge any of you to a wrestling / ultimate fighting match. beware of the cross-face.

2) yellow shirted guy, like everyone else in that picture, has a hot girlfriend. however, he seemed to bring someone else back to our hotel new year's morning. he was the only guy on the trip smart enough NOT to bring his girlfriend. to top it off - my girlfriend told him she would do him if she were single......I love that type of stuff, hinting at a life of swinging in the near future. well, swinging that she is cool with.

3) Renal sucks

4) Milking the penis is my favorite pastime, seriously. i did it 3 times today and will probably get in another before bed. now the question is whether or not i am kidding.

 

[Munchkin6245]

I'm better now that DMACCC is sitting on my lap and cliff is sitting on my face.

All hail the gaymasters of the universe.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

1) I challenge any of you to a wrestling / ultimate fighting match. beware of the cross-face.

2) yellow shirted guy, like everyone else in that picture, has a hot girlfriend. however, he seemed to bring someone else back to our hotel new year's morning. he was the only guy on the trip smart enough NOT to bring his girlfriend. to top it off - my girlfriend told him she would do him if she were single......I love that type of stuff, hinting at a life of swinging in the near future. well, swinging that she is cool with.

3) Renal sucks

4) Milking the penis is my favorite pastime, seriously. i did it 3 times today and will probably get in another before bed. now the question is whether or not i am kidding.

of course she's cool like that... all those UofI chicks are loose. Unfortunately, they are all dumb as rocks as well!

 

[cremaster2007]

of course she's cool like that... all those UofI chicks are loose. Unfortunately, they are all dumb as rocks as well!

Pick your poison hot, dumb, and slutty or wisconsinite smart, fat, and ugly......eh

 

[Portier]

All hail the gaymasters of the universe.

I'm sexually ambidextriousousouousouosus....

Boy Wonder likes my cheesecake.

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm sexually ambidextriousousouousouosus....

Boy Wonder likes my cheesecake.

the cheesecake is good but I can't sit cause my belly fat is causing respiratory depression by inhibiting my diaphragm

 

[cremaster2007]

Pick your poison hot, dumb, and slutty or wisconsinite smart, fat, and ugly......eh

I have just got yelled at everyone so I am apologizing for the comment above...........

 

[Portier]

I have just got yelled at everyone so I am apologizing for the comment above...........

biotch

you be ruled

 

[Astroglide User]

why would you ever apologize for telling the truth. some people look for a girl with personality, but sometimes you MUST LOOK PAST THE PERSONALITY.

The 2 rules of life:
1) Prime number law - those who know it....know it
2) sometimes you must look past the personality

 

[Dartos Vader]

Mike, were you a wrestler? Or an ultimate fighter? Because I love wrestling. I think it would be fun to have like a DMU fight club. Interesting story, when i was in first grade, my best friend set up a recess fight club. We would all meet by the swings, and he would assign which of us were going to fight. Then we would pair up and kick the $hit out of each other. Not like, push fighting, like a$$ kicking. We would come in from recess with bloody noses, cuts, bruises and gravel in our hair. It was awesome.

 

[cremaster2007]

Mike, were you a wrestler? Or an ultimate fighter? Because I love wrestling. I think it would be fun to have like a DMU fight club. Interesting story, when i was in first grade, my best friend set up a recess fight club. We would all meet by the swings, and he would assign which of us were going to fight. Then we would pair up and kick the $hit out of each other. Not like, push fighting, like a$$ kicking. We would come in from recess with bloody noses, cuts, bruises and gravel in our hair. It was awesome.

you didn't have any friends didn't you.................................................we should start a dmu gay club where we totally hold each other..............

 

[Dartos Vader]

I just took the hugest poop.

 

[Astroglide User]

1) I was a wrestler in high school but don't dwell on it by any means. i can still use the skills when necessary thanks to a roommate who wrestled for the univ. of Iowa, making sure to show off his abilities whenever possible.

2) a DMU fight club with this bunch of has-beens......sounds dangerous. cliff's idea might be a bit safter and more south park like.

3) football was my main sport, and i want you guys to know i was 6 inches taller, 75 lbs heavier, and had a full head of curly hair in high school....one of those statements was true.

 

[Portier]

....and then this one time, the Shrimp Boat was late picking me up to go to school so I had to borrow dad's pirouge. he didn't want me to take it, so I threw his cigarettes to the crawfish, and he jumped after them.

I took the pirouge, paddled it away, and that day at school I met a black girl named Cremaster.

We have a child named Dartos.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I just took the hugest poop.

I can vouch for that.......it jumped out of the toilet and starting sucking his nipple. I swear it was crying.....thing was as big as a baby.

 

[Dartos Vader]

My colon feels good, like it just had sex. But it wasnt the reciever, it was the pitcher. Thats how good it feels.

 

[cremaster2007]

....and then this one time, the Shrimp Boat was late picking me up to go to school so I had to borrow dad's pirouge. he didn't want me to take it, so I threw his cigarettes to the crawfish, and he jumped after them.

I took the pirouge, paddled it away, and that day at school I met a black girl named Cremaster.

We have a child named Dartos.

I don't care how old you are and how many dictionaries you've read in your day...............post words and things that make sense..............or I will put you on the alzheimer unit and have nurse dmak administer your "drugs".

 

[Astroglide User]

1. A medial student presents to your office with anxiety, red hot skin, and the following labs: increased BUN, Creatinine, proteinuria, and a decreased GFR. Which of the following best represents his sx's?

A) horseshoe kidney
B) pylonephritis
C) SDS (i.e. small dick syndrom)
D) he/she is French, gay, and loves to surrender
E) lack of masturbation
F) choices B, D, and E

 

[Portier]

I don't care how old you are and how many dictionaries you've read in your day...............post words and things that make sense..............or I will put you on the alzheimer unit and have nurse dmak administer your "drugs".

Nine German Girls showed up at David Alan Coe's House.

They were like, "OH MY GOD, Guys. You totally can't let him sleep with his daughter one last time."

Then I lost a buncha' weight (Astroglide), BANGING YOUR WIFE ALL NIGHT LONG.

 

[cremaster2007]

Nine German Girls showed up at David Alan Coe's House.

They were like, "OH MY GOD, Guys. You totally can't let him sleep with his daughter one last time."

Then I lost a buncha' weight (Astroglide), BANGING YOUR WIFE ALL NIGHT LONG.

you're my sunshine after the rain bernard, my cure against my fear and my pain.

 

[Portier]

Vinnie Barbarino and Daisy Duke.

That's all I've got to say.