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[cremaster2007]

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More pics just for you guys:

I can't wait to go to chicago with you..........I love you.

 

[Creamfly]

Ahhhh, Phys test done, Virology over, 1st SPAL finished. Now just next week left....then the rest of the semester....then 2nd year.....then clinical rotations...then residency! Almost done, the end is right around the corner.

Astroglide, there are some Bona Fide hotties in those pics. Do you really know them or just go around saying "Can I take your picture to post on-line and make people like and respect me?" Either way, you have my respect, you were within camera distance and your hands were not too sweaty and shakey to good pictures.

 

[Portier]

Astro, did you ever make out with both twins at the same time?

Or accidently grab the wrong one's booty since you were drunk?

Tell me a funny story.

 

[Astroglide User]

Creamfly - one of them is truly a girl i date, and the other two girls are sister (obviously twins). i've dated this girl 3 years, so there are lies coming from my side. if you noticed, you will see me w/ some of the same girls in florida and iowa. You better start giving me the proper F'ing RESPECT - watch "Get Shorty" and you will laugh when you hear that line. You broke my nose!

Portier: here is a great story. 1st time kristin had a pre-party at her apartment during a time we were dating, her and her twin sister just got totally wasted drinking some drink i made them - hmmmmm. before you know it, i'm in the bathroom with kristin making out and the twin walks in, drops her droors, and starts to pee w/out caring we are there to watch. funny story is that they are groomed the exact same, a landing strip.

Next great story comes in iowa city where on a few occasions the little one will throw her tongue around my face while my girlfriend sits there and pretends it's sexy. i have NEVER had an encounter with the twins.

Chicago it is!

 

[cremaster2007]

Creamfly - one of them is truly a girl i date, and the other two girls are sister (obviously twins). i've dated this girl 3 years, so there are lies coming from my side. if you noticed, you will see me w/ some of the same girls in florida and iowa. You better start giving me the proper F'ing RESPECT - watch "Get Shorty" and you will laugh when you hear that line. You broke my nose!

Portier: here is a great story. 1st time kristin had a pre-party at her apartment during a time we were dating, her and her twin sister just got totally wasted drinking some drink i made them - hmmmmm. before you know it, i'm in the bathroom with kristin making out and the twin walks in, drops her droors, and starts to pee w/out caring we are there to watch. funny story is that they are groomed the exact same, a landing strip.

Next great story comes in iowa city where on a few occasions the little one will throw her tongue around my face while my girlfriend sits there and pretends it's sexy. i have NEVER had an encounter with the twins.

Chicago it is!

To chicago...................................cheers.

 

[Astroglide User]

To chicago...................................cheers.

This is cremaster on astro's computer while he stands in a towel shaving and drinking vodka...................talk about a dream night........I just want to tell everyone that they need to read this issue of the innominate, and to tip your waiters, and if you want we will be making an appearance at wellman's tonight.

 

[Portier]

http://www.futurehorizons.net/time2.htm

 

[Astroglide User]

Ray that's your best quote yet, finally getting away from the whole god thing you used to throw at us.

 

[Creamfly]

Creamfly - You better start giving me the proper F'ing RESPECT - watch "Get Shorty" and you will laugh when you hear that line. You broke my nose!

VERY cool movie. Can't wait til the sequel, the previews look good.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/becool.html

 

[Portier]

Ray that's your best quote yet, finally getting away from the whole god thing you used to throw at us.

Ezekiel 25:17

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

 

[cremaster2007]

Cliff + mike + beers = big tomato / the two hot chicks mike was pissing off = home again at 2:30 and feeling like crap today............

 

[cremaster2007]

Ezekiel 25:17

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

I have yet to see any striking down of anyone.........................just my observation frenchie

 

[Astroglide User]

Call me gay, but i have a total thing for john travolta. he is the man and hero; just look at this wife. sometimes you must envy those with talent, and that is what i do.

 

[cremaster2007]

Call me gay, but i have a total thing for john travolta. he is the man and hero; just look at this wife. sometimes you must envy those with talent, and that is what i do.

Is it sad that the movie face off turned me on cause it was like adding nick cage and travolta together??

 

[Astroglide User]

Ironically, we sit here at java g's and chat online to each other when we could just sit and talk.

but what really bothers me is that i'm sitting away from the salon where my fantasy wife works at the cash register. does she notice me in the building next door? maybe if i turn my head the right way i can reflect some light into her eye and startle her, and then move in for the goodies before she figures out what happens. i'm getting a good tan over here by the window.

back to my fantasy wife - she is tall with dark hair and very fit. ideally, we'd be chatting together in this chat room. i guess i will go back to reality.......oooops - there goes gravity.

 

[cremaster2007]

Ironically, we sit here at java g's and chat online to each other when we could just sit and talk.

but what really bothers me is that i'm sitting away from the salon where my fantasy wife works at the cash register. does she notice me in the building next door? maybe if i turn my head the right way i can reflect some light into her eye and startle her, and then move in for the goodies before she figures out what happens. i'm getting a good tan over here by the window.

back to my fantasy wife - she is tall with dark hair and very fit. ideally, we'd be chatting together in this chat room. i guess i will go back to reality.......oooops - there goes gravity.

However, I can see her and she keeps looking toward astro and vomitting.....maybe its the fact she drank water and it has calories or maybe she is pregnant who knows...............but one thing is sure mike will have a right face sunburn before this day is done.

 

[GeriRocks]

www.lincolnfry.com

Take a look, I am obsessed with food that looks like famous people now. Also if you get a chance look up the grilled cheese that looked like the Virgin Mary....amazing

 

[ms. snuffbox]

Astroglide
Maybe if you went over to the high class Aveda salon and asked for a haircut, she would pity you for your lack of hair, and make out with you... But alas you would never get to "be with her" because she would be afraid that your bad hair genes would impregnant her, and she would be stuck with bald children forever....

Keep on Dreamin' though

 

[cremaster2007]

Astroglide
Maybe if you went over to the high class Aveda salon and asked for a haircut, she would pity you for your lack of hair, and make out with you... But alas you would never get to "be with her" because she would be afraid that your bad hair genes would impregnant her, and she would be stuck with bald children forever....

Keep on Dreamin' though

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome both gerirocks and ms snuffbox to the page...........about time ladies

 

[cremaster2007]

Astro's quote from 2/11/05 2:50 PM........


"I wonder how much they would pay for a jar of sperm, do you know how long it would take to fill one of those??"


all I can say is wow

 

[Old_Mil]

...back to my fantasy wife...

Isn't "fantasy wife" sort of a mutually exclusive concept? Sort of like "good cat" or "considerate dingus"? 😕

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

cremaster... i took your place tonight as astroglide's right hand man.... I hope that she was worth it..... and i hope you decide to come out with us tomorrow night

 

[Astroglide User]

awesomedo did take the place of cremaster...but there are observations i made tonight which must be discussed.

1) today i followed the catholic rules of lent w/out even knowing it. i ate eggs for breakfast (which happened to be at 11am when i woke up), and i had BOCA burgers for dinner. and even though i took a lot of MEATat the party tonight, i don't think that's against the rules, considering my history with priests.

2) there was a point tonight when two girls (who i have @ times been very good friends with) were making out, and we have pictures of it.

3) i'm not trying to brag - but my "gift" from the man above is the ability to get girls to make out. i realize it's sad and pathetic, but you just have to use the tools you are given to get the house built.

I'm so happy we have some new writers here. mrs. snuffbox and gerirocks are legitimate online babes, and we welcome them with virtual credit cards.

LAST THING. a girl agreed with me tonight that athletes are total turds and treat women like **** b/c many women throw themselves @ athletes. we must realize that playing with fire increases your chance of getting burned, but some people find a way to defy all odds.

Board type question: having sex with male athlete in college will increase your risk of the following...
1) jersery chaser sydrome
2) HPV
3) "the clap"
4) herpes zoster
5) vaginal (and anal) tears
6) More than one of the above are correct, but this is not an option so don't circle it
7) astroglide is the best thing ever created, next to ranch dressing

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Mikes A Cock! Drink!

 

[cremaster2007]

Mikes A Cock! Drink!

If I can read enough behavioral science from kaplan then I suppose I can make an appearance

 

[cremaster2007]

By the way I really hate statistical analysis and epidemiology

 

[cremaster2007]

Isn't "fantasy wife" sort of a mutually exclusive concept? Sort of like "good cat" or "considerate dingus"? 😕

very wise observation.................................but try not to destroy astro's dreams he is very fragile

 

[Astroglide User]

Paul - your post is very nice. it appears that you are masturbating all over a tigerhawk b/c you fantasize about being one. it's a bit excessive, but i understand.

 

[Astroglide User]

I have done much better than this in the past, but here are some pics from our friday night party where we could not get drunk since we had board review:

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Paul - your post is very nice. it appears that you are masturbating all over a tigerhawk b/c you fantasize about being one. it's a bit excessive, but i understand.

Mike, how do you think the "tigerhawk" (whatever the hell that is) got to be yellow in the first place? Golden showers!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Mike, how do you think the "tigerhawk" (whatever the hell that is) got to be yellow in the first place? Golden showers!!!

It must be a wisconsin thing....................the golden showers that is

 

[Astroglide User]

Today i walked in to java g's and experienced 2 depressing moments:

1) my dream girl haircutting person was leaving and wearing iowa state clothes

2) two particular females took the big study table...turds.

Four guys are driving cross-country together.One is
> from Idaho, one from
> Iowa, one from Illinois and one from Wisconsin. A
> bit down the road,the
> man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag
> and throws them out
> the window. The man from Wisconsin turns to him and
> asks"What the hell
> are you doing?" The man from Idaho says"Man, we have
> so many of these
> damned things in Idaho, they're laying around on the
> ground - I'm sick of
> looking at them!" A few miles further down the road,
> the man from
> Wisconsin begins pulling chuncks of cheese from his
> bag and throwing them
> out the window. The man from Iowa asks "What are you
> doing that for?" The
> man from Wisconsin replies"Man, we have so many of
> these damned things in
> Wisconsin, I'm sick of looking at them!" Inspired by
> the others, the man
> from Iowa opens the car door and pushes out the man
> from Illinois!

 

[Astroglide User]

Blue collar stuff.

men have 3 basic needs in life. food, sleep, sex.....and i can do all 3 in my truck....by myself in heavy traffic.

 

[cremaster2007]

I hope boards is nothing but diabetes questions..................since that is all we ever talk about anymore

 

[cremaster2007]

I think they should change Vday to national thank journey for getting you ass day............just a thought

 

[Astroglide User]

To all the people i love (especially my new friends from java g's and new additions to the website) --> HAPPY F'ING VALENTINE'S DAY.

Journey rules, and i make a love song cd so we can all have a "MOMENT" at the GAY-LA saturday night.

Here is the list.

1- journey - don't stop believing.....med school theme song
2- journey - faithfully
3- journey - anytime
4- journey - open arms
5- journey - lights
6- journey - lovin', touchin', sqeezin'
7- journey - separate ways...worlds apart
8- journey - Oh sherrie (b/c it's a great song fockers)
9- van morrison - the mystic
10- otis redding - that's how strong my love is
11- otis redding - these arms of mine
12- otis redding - i've been loving you too long
13- righteous brothers (ghost song)
14- black crowes
15- tesla...."love is all around you, and so is your stalker!
16- fleetwood mac - silver springs
17- elvis - suspicious minds
18- dave mathews - crash....sorry to be so cliche
19- david gray - this year's love

 

[cremaster2007]

To all the people i love (especially my new friends from java g's and new additions to the website) --> HAPPY F'ING VALENTINE'S DAY.

Journey rules, and i make a love song cd so we can all have a "MOMENT" at the GAY-LA saturday night.

Here is the list.

1- journey - don't stop believing.....med school theme song
2- journey - faithfully
3- journey - anytime
4- journey - open arms
5- journey - lights
6- journey - lovin', touchin', sqeezin'
7- journey - separate ways...worlds apart
8- journey - Oh sherrie (b/c it's a great song fockers)
9- van morrison - the mystic
10- otis redding - that's how strong my love is
11- otis redding - these arms of mine
12- otis redding - i've been loving you too long
13- righteous brothers (ghost song)
14- black crowes
15- tesla...."love is all around you, and so is your stalker!
16- fleetwood mac - silver springs
17- elvis - suspicious minds
18- dave mathews - crash....sorry to be so cliche
19- david gray - this year's love

Just when I thought you weren't gay anymore....................you do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM yourself........ 👍

 

[Creamfly]

"Not to sound like a queer, but.....you've got a nice ass!!!"
Oragasmo the movie

 

[DOPEDERSON]

Yea so it is REALLY interesting what you can find when you click on the " find all posts" button for certian users. Ask me why I would do such a thing and I would readily tell you because, I have WAY too much time on my hands. Regardless, I think you would all be interested in checking out certian people's posting history, if you haven't already. It blows my mind what people say on this thing.

 

[Astroglide User]

maybe you can clue us in regarding who are you talking about DOPEDERSON. by the way, how's iowa city right now? i miss it.

 

[DOPEDERSON]

Iowa City is great. I went to the Iowa v Minn wrestling match last week, which was cool. Other than that you know same old thing, lots of really hot, really dumb girls all over the place. As for who I am talking about; lets just say they post alot on this thread but will be in my class. Maybe it's a her and maybe the post in question is in the "private parts" thread. Yea so feel free to hate me now, person I don't know yet.

 

[cremaster2007]

Iowa City is great. I went to the Iowa v Minn wrestling match last week, which was cool. Other than that you know same old thing, lots of really hot, really dumb girls all over the place. As for who I am talking about; lets just say they post alot on this thread but will be in my class. Maybe it's a her and maybe the post in question is in the "private parts" thread. Yea so feel free to hate me now, person I don't know yet.

Nobody can hate for something you noticed🙂 Go hawks. (and dumb hot girls at least for the two weeks you can stand them)

 

[Munchkin6245]

Iowa City is great. I went to the Iowa v Minn wrestling match last week, which was cool. Other than that you know same old thing, lots of really hot, really dumb girls all over the place. As for who I am talking about; lets just say they post alot on this thread but will be in my class. Maybe it's a her and maybe the post in question is in the "private parts" thread. Yea so feel free to hate me now, person I don't know yet.

😱 😱 😱

WTF are you doing reading through my past posts?!?!? If you wanted to ask me about myself you should've. Not that you would've had a reason to ask me about that sort of thing, but really the paint does come off after awhile. 😉 And I don't hate you, just realize that most of the stuff people post in the "Lounge" is b.s. anyways. That wasn't, but most of it is. 🙂

 

[Astroglide User]

Wow. the private parts forum is a step beyond this one. where we talk about journey they talk about the "forbidden journey."

prostate stimulation? give me a break - the dude is a closet homosexual and enjoys things in the holiest of hollies.

 

[cremaster2007]

Wow. the private parts forum is a step beyond this one. where we talk about journey they talk about the "forbidden journey."

prostate stimulation? give me a break - the dude is a closet homosexual and enjoys things in the holiest of hollies.

whatever astro that thread is your heaven and you know it........4 days till the journey moment can't wait

 

[Astroglide User]

it sure would be super awesome if more people would write stuff and entertain me when i'm studying. please.....write something. if it's about privates, that's ok too.

by the way - there is nothing wrong with that forum, other than hiding out in the closet and pretending you are straight. just come out with the info and don't be scared. there are people all over DMU waiting for you.

 

[Creamfly]

Just woke up and you know it's going to be a bad day when it starts off by accidently falling on a lubed up light-bulb 😱 . Now it's time to go to the ED and tell them that I fell on another object; at least this time it's inanimate.

I hope it doesn't take too long.... I have Ethics at 1.

 

[cremaster2007]

Just woke up and you know it's going to be a bad day when it starts off by accidently falling on a lubed up light-bulb 😱 . Now it's time to go to the ED and tell them that I fell on another object; at least this time it's inanimate.

I hope it doesn't take too long.... I have Ethics at 1.

You and astro may be twins and just never realized it................and don't miss ethics the paper writing is a bitch.

 

[cremaster2007]

I hate being sick, especially when my left eye decides it can water whenever it wants too, and all of a sudden anytime I touch my nose I go into a sneezing fit................... 👎

 

[Astroglide User]

Those comments made my day...i wish you guys wrote stuff like that everyday. did the lightbulb stimulate the prostate and send you into a orgasmic bliss?

what's pathetic is that we will be 3rd year students and STILL writing on this website. like how i used the word "STILL" just to emphasize how much i truly appreciate his perversions into the anatomical sciences, making bones crack for the betterment of all manking.

That should be our new med school slogan: "making bones crack for the better alignment of all mankind." if i see that on a shirt or sticker, i will kill b/c i thought of it first!!!

"oh my god mike...are you like too cool to talk to me. do you like wanna go out for dinner saturday night with all of us?"

Answer = "No, i don't allow kristin to eat around me: it's a forced anorexia that she's all about."