In my book, if you read the first chapter backwards, you will see that it tells you to kick puppies and worship satan!!! It also encourages stealing candy from little children and tripping the elderly. Now that can't be a coincedence.
Oh man...someone else verified my theory! I won't go into details because They are watching, but on page 666 of my book, there is a step by step aromatic bromination...and the diagram consists of 6 six membered rings!!