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Just a little humor I found on web after reading the post about the Floridian who isn't certain he wants to apply to schools in a colder climate. FYI, Vermont is a GORGEOUS state! I lived there during undergrad and loved it.
Dear Diary...
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Vermont. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow.
Oct. 14 Vermont is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful; certainly they are the most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
Dec. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow ball fight and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love it here.
Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 More snow last night. Couldnt get out of the driveway to get to work. Im exhausted from shoveling. Dam snow plow.
Dec. 22 More of that white **** fell last night. Ive got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the corner and waits until Im done shoveling the driveway. *******.
Dec. 25 Merry frigan Christmas! More friggen show. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow plow I swear Ill kill the bastard. Dont know why they dont use more salt on the roads to melt the friggen ice.
Dec. 27 More white **** last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after the snow plow goes through every time. Cant go anywhere; cars stuck in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says to expect another 10 of the crap again tonight. Do you know how many shovel fulls of snow 10 is?
Dec. 28 The f ' king weatherman was wrong. We got 34 of that white **** this time. At this rate it wont melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke the last one over his dam head.
Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a dam deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those f ' king beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 1 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that friggan dam salt they put all over the road.
May 10 Moved to South Carolina. I cant imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken Vermont.
Dear Diary...
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Vermont. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow.
Oct. 14 Vermont is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful; certainly they are the most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
Dec. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow ball fight and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love it here.
Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 More snow last night. Couldnt get out of the driveway to get to work. Im exhausted from shoveling. Dam snow plow.
Dec. 22 More of that white **** fell last night. Ive got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the corner and waits until Im done shoveling the driveway. *******.
Dec. 25 Merry frigan Christmas! More friggen show. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow plow I swear Ill kill the bastard. Dont know why they dont use more salt on the roads to melt the friggen ice.
Dec. 27 More white **** last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after the snow plow goes through every time. Cant go anywhere; cars stuck in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says to expect another 10 of the crap again tonight. Do you know how many shovel fulls of snow 10 is?
Dec. 28 The f ' king weatherman was wrong. We got 34 of that white **** this time. At this rate it wont melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke the last one over his dam head.
Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a dam deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those f ' king beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 1 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that friggan dam salt they put all over the road.
May 10 Moved to South Carolina. I cant imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken Vermont.
