funny phone conversation today

[fargeese]

Advertisement - Members don't see this ad

Me: Amelia Bovine Clinic, how may I help you?
Client: Does the doctor make any mobile visits?
Me: The doctor only goes out to the farm if you have a bunch of cows.
Client: I do, I have 13 cows, only they are miniature cows.
Me: Miniature cows, sir?
Client: Yeah, they are like 5 or 6 pounds each, I can't remember what they're called.
Me: I think those are called dogs, sir.
Client: Oh yeah, that sounds right.

I thought that might make everyone laugh, I certainly did!

 

[jessikt]

Hahaha wow, was he serious?

 

[PrimalMU]

I can see how someone might mistake, say, an overweight pug with a cow. I've met several that even moo! 😉

 

[fargeese]

No, he wasn't serious, he knew they were chihauhuas. He was just joking with me and hoping to get the vet out to his house. But it was amusing none the less.

 

[twelvetigers]

We have a pug boarding that would qualify as a miniature cow, I think. His name is Baron, but I call him Baron Von Stinkenbutt. Or Baron Von Poopiepants. He's actually pretty sweet, and SO excited to go out that he does a crazy paw dance (that I really couldn't see a cow doing)...

At least some of your clients have a sense of humor. I'm starting to think that none of ours do...