Grossest thing you have ever seen....

[PainDrain]

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In an attempt to keep things light/funny, what is the grossest thing you have ever seen a patient do? Or grossest thing you have ever seen in the hospital?


I’ll start. I once saw a delirious patient drinking from his JP drains coming out of his open abdomen.

 

[Noyac]

Damn that’s gross. You win!

 

[pgg]

This thread ... sixteen years old, 27 pages, still going.

 

[narcusprince]

Having to call my Crna department head boss......

 

[Psai]

I guess I shouldn't have been eating when I decided to open this thread

 

[Noyac]

This thread ... sixteen years old, 27 pages, still going.

This thread makes me think that there should be a new category in the Urban Dictionary, “Crap people would do to get into Medical School”.

 

[deleted59964]

This thread makes me th8nk that there sohould be a new category in the Urban Dictionary, “Crap people would eat to get into Medical School”.

fixed it for you

 

[Consigliere]

Seeing a CRNA doing a heart....solo.

 

[MoMoGesiologist]

Seeing a CRNA doing a heart....solo.

Without any attending anesthesiologist? The CRNA did all the lines? PA cath? Placed TEE and interpreted it? How'd the case go?

 

[Man o War]

Seeing a CRNA doing a heart....solo.

Without any attending anesthesiologist? The CRNA did all the lines? PA cath? Placed TEE and interpreted it? How'd the case go?

I’ve worked at many places and none of the surgeons would ever allow this.
Once, there was a visiting group from another hospital who were starting a heart program. So they came into one of the ORs to observe and asked if CRNAs could be used for heart cases. Without missing a beat or even looking up the surgeon says “not as long as I’m working here”.
No further discussion on that topic was had.

 

[MirrorTodd]

I once witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel.

 

[deleted59964]

hmmm - i think nothing good can come from this thread

 

[drmwvr]

...forgot how young people in training are. They fool you for a minute with how smart they are...