Holy Cow, John Deere Parts!!!!

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ItsOverZyvox

ItsOverZyvox

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This machine is built with farm equipment parts they say!!

This is crazy!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uuA7fG58KI[/YOUTUBE]
 
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What are you doing? StumbleUpon???

Here's the first one I just got:

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
 
I assumed such, but still.

It is very hard to get motivated to get dressed on a Friday.
 
ItsOverZyvox said:
N-Jac, does your Element have plastic body parts or do you have full body paint?

If you have those plastics, then here is the best product to restore worn out looking side panels.

http://www.autobarn.net/ch06108.html


I know...this is random.
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I got the top o' the line Ella. (Yet it still lacks a compass, thermometer, etc.) It's all paint - probably should've gotten the plastic panels. I bet they'd be cheaper to replace... (my car gets hit regularly. I HATE people. I now never park closer than half a mile to anything so I can park on an end spot) 🙁
 
I was all hyped up to post worthless knowledge in this thread... Damn viral videos! Now on a seemingly unrelated subject - Does that little tractor company not have the BEST brand recognition you have EVER come across?

I mean really - my parents live on a golf course backed up against some farm land (rare in Florida) - Nearly 3 miles away, you can still tell the guy owns an old Deere...

I know nothing of farm equipment... but I know nothing runs like a Deere - F*ing awesome!
 
aboveliquidice said:
I was all hyped up to post worthless knowledge in this thread... Damn viral videos! Now on a seemingly unrelated subject - Does that little tractor company not have the BEST brand recognition you have EVER come across?

I mean really - my parents live on a golf course backed up against some farm land (rare in Florida) - Nearly 3 miles away, you can still tell the guy owns an old Deere...

I know nothing of farm equipment... but I know nothing runs like a Deere - F*ing awesome!
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So true! I know nothing about farm equipment either. How design/sales could figure out how to make it sexy is beyond me!

All I know is when I buy my chunk of land, I want a piece of green machine! 😛

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ItsOverZyvox said:
Where you going now?
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This is what I'm doing Wednesday! Just booked an 8-hour charter trip to catch:

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SpirivaSunrise said:
Yeah, really. Guess it wouldn't be too bad if I caught one of those too.

It'll just have to be my job to balance out the testosterone a little. I'm sure they've seen a woman who can handle a fishing rod though...
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I don't know about that dude with a cig in his mouth though.
 
now my school mascot in high school was the Dorados.

And we were told they were some sort of Mexican miner.
 
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SpirivaSunrise said:
Haha. Well, dorado means gold. So I gather that's where they got the nickname (and the fish's name too).
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I thought "Oro" was gold (the high school was Canyon del Oro)

I've lived in the SW for like 13 years and still have a very minimal grasp on spanish.
 
SpirivaSunrise said:
2nd check bag costs $25 each way. Three trips back to Florida (which I've done this past month and a half alone), would practically cover a second Manfrotto. I'd use it a lot here.

Don't worry...I can leave it in the future beach house so that you can borrow it too. 😛
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Oh..IC.
 
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ItsOverZyvox said:
The famous last words of a skunked fisher who stops off at the grocery store to pick up fish on the way home.
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Sounds like someone talking frome experience! :meanie:

We Florida fishermen (and women) are better than that...

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Did a couple hours of trolling for dolphin, but no bites, so spent most of the time drifting for deep sea fish. Also got to kite fish for the first time! Pretty cool!!
 
Nice Guppies!!! 👍



SpirivaSunrise said:
Sounds like someone talking frome experience! :meanie:

We Florida fishermen (and women) are better than that...

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Did a couple hours of trolling for dolphin, but no bites, so spent most of the time drifting for deep sea fish. Also got to kite fish for the first time! Pretty cool!!
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