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Yep. 3:30 AM.
Chief Complaint: "I think my girl gotta UTI."
Sure, simple enough.
I walk into the room, interrupting intimacy.
"Hi. I'm Dr. RustedFox. I can wait until you're done if you'd like."
Nawww, doc. It burn when she pee.
"Sure. Can you get out of the hospital bed and we can conduct a proper [ffuucking] history and physical exam?"
Nawww.... it dun matter (she said, not stopping from kissing him and reaching into the front of his pants).
It didn't matter to me. UA/UCG.
UTI.
"Okay, here are your prescriptions. Let's get you home safely."
They seriously wanted me to wait for them to stop making out.
I called security.
In the words of GeneralVeers: 'When you make something free, demands become infinte.'
Chief Complaint: "I think my girl gotta UTI."
Sure, simple enough.
I walk into the room, interrupting intimacy.
"Hi. I'm Dr. RustedFox. I can wait until you're done if you'd like."
Nawww, doc. It burn when she pee.
"Sure. Can you get out of the hospital bed and we can conduct a proper [ffuucking] history and physical exam?"
Nawww.... it dun matter (she said, not stopping from kissing him and reaching into the front of his pants).
It didn't matter to me. UA/UCG.
UTI.
"Okay, here are your prescriptions. Let's get you home safely."
They seriously wanted me to wait for them to stop making out.
I called security.
In the words of GeneralVeers: 'When you make something free, demands become infinte.'