See my comments by expanding the quote.
That’s funny. However, I choose to see the glass half full. Side effects and complications occur in every specialty. Everyone has to deal with prior authorizations unless they are in EM.
You get a lot of thankful patients too:
“So you have a rash and you have been putting on hydrocortisone cream for weeks and it won’t go away? It’s tinea versicolor. Stop that cream and take this.” A few days later: “Thanks, doc! That resolved quickly!”
“So you hit your elbow, it got swollen, you went to urgent care and took medicine but it just won’t budge? You have bursitis. We can put a needle in there and get the fluid out.” “Hey, doc! I can feel my elbow now!”
“So you feel like crap. I’m sorry to inform you that you have very uncontrolled diabetes. Use these shots and I’ll see you in a week.” “Doc, I feel so much better and my sugar is coming down. It’s amazing!”
“You have vaginal discharge that won’t go away despite using monistat. Let me take a look. You have bacterial vaginosis. Take this and let me know how it goes.” “Doc, I’m cured!”
“Doctor, my partner and I want to open up our relationship but we want to do it safely. What can we do to prevent HIV and other bad stuff? Take Truvada and we have to give you a few shots. Use condoms. I’ll see you in three months.” “Thanks for being understanding, doctor!”
“Doctor, I feel so depressed. I’m on the verge of collapse. I’m crying all the time.” “Take this medicine. Here’s my phone number. Call me if you need anything. I want to see you in two weeks to make sure you are better.” “Thank you for listening to me. I felt like I took so much of your time but that’s what I needed. Medicine is working perfectly. Thank you, doctor!”