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**Late Night Thread**
Started by Iliketoytles
I hate getting off after the sun rises
Yeah and having to sleep all day sucks! It was gorgeous here yesterday and I had to sleep all day instead of enjoying it 🙁
You guys sleep at night? GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!
Where do you work? Hospital?
sup sup sup
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soup.
sloop
poop.
Scoop
Elected academic chair earlier this week 😎
troop
Gunner alert! Battlestations!
Beat to quarters!
Cool story brah!
Need to bring this back. Going on 54 hours of no sleep. So even at noon it feels like late at night right now.
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Yea seriously. Can't believe this thread has been inactive since October.
What?!? October? I didn't believe it until I saw the last post before it was resurrected.
Don't let the thread die again!
So I've been offered a one day job working with the Utah jazz and some insurance company. I'd be dressed up "in a costume with a big cat head being nice/goofy with kids for a few hours". It pays about $20/hr.
should I do it? Lol
So I've been offered a one day job working with the Utah jazz and some insurance company. I'd be dressed up "in a costume with a big cat head being nice/goofy with kids for a few hours". It pays about $20/hr.
should I do it? Lol
If you love the Jazz as much as I do.... You wouldn't even have to ask this question.
I would do it for okc or Boston. The jazz? Not so much.
Than again, $20 is $20.
Than again, $20 is $20.
I don't know, man. Twenty dollars an hour is pretty sweet. I would definitely consider it. I need snowboarding money, though. So, that skews my answer somewhat.
Such excellent advice everyone! Thanks so much! 
Yes.. The Jazz suck, but the pay is sweet. I bet you can get free food too.
So I found out more details today. I'll be the Molina healthcare mascot, Dr. Cleo the Cat. I'll be partnering with the jazz bear and going to some local elementary schools for...something? Three separate schools over two days, but when I saw that the Molina mascot is a Dr complete with white coat and steth, I had to say I'd do it.
Here's an example video I found on YouTube.
http://youtu.be/Cg4-FnLzPgo
Here's an example video I found on YouTube.
http://youtu.be/Cg4-FnLzPgo
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I honestly wouldn't mind picking up more hours. As bad as I hate this job, the OT pay is pretty legit.
I just got overtime today at my job! Yipee!!!
Although I did have to drive over a snowy mountain pass...
I've never driven in the snow, much less a snowy mountain pass. Do you have to drive in low gear?
No, not really. When driving on the snow you just don't make any sudden movements like braking, accelerating, or turning.
#oxfordcomma
I like that better. Lets bring the better comma a little closer to home, amirite?
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You guys are both wrong. That's a serial comma.
All hail Grammar Hitler!
All hail Grammar Hitler!
I had a hot dog for the first time in my life yesterday.
It was ok.
It was ok.
I've got a joke for y'all.
It's about when Tarzan got mauled by a tiger and lost an arm, a leg, an eye, and his penis. Only doc around was a veterinarian and he only knew how to use animal parts for transplant so he gave Tarzan a gorilla arm, a cheetah leg, a hawk's eye, and a baby elephant trunk for his...other missing part.
The vet comes back after Tarzan recovers and asks how the new animal parts are working out.
"How's the arm?"
"Gorilla arm strong. Very good climb!"
"How about the eye?"
"Oh, Tarzan like eye. Can see fish under water!"
"How's the leg doing?"
"Leg very fast, Tarzan run like gazelle!"
"Well what about the um, the other part?", the doctor asked hesitantly.
Tarzan gets a sour look on his face.
"Oh, penis not so good now. Keeps shoving grass up Tarzan's butt!"
It's about when Tarzan got mauled by a tiger and lost an arm, a leg, an eye, and his penis. Only doc around was a veterinarian and he only knew how to use animal parts for transplant so he gave Tarzan a gorilla arm, a cheetah leg, a hawk's eye, and a baby elephant trunk for his...other missing part.
The vet comes back after Tarzan recovers and asks how the new animal parts are working out.
"How's the arm?"
"Gorilla arm strong. Very good climb!"
"How about the eye?"
"Oh, Tarzan like eye. Can see fish under water!"
"How's the leg doing?"
"Leg very fast, Tarzan run like gazelle!"
"Well what about the um, the other part?", the doctor asked hesitantly.
Tarzan gets a sour look on his face.
"Oh, penis not so good now. Keeps shoving grass up Tarzan's butt!"
You owe me a can of soda and a new keyboard. Not sure why but I laughed for 3 minutes after reading that.
:what:
Today was like this.
But ended with some awesome baby back ribs and some kick ass bison burgers.
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Today was like this.
But ended with some awesome baby back ribs and some kick ass bison burgers.
😱
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