I figured we could all use some stress relief this application cycle, and as I'm sure most of you know, the PS is what's been giving me the most grief. I was over on the pre-allo forum a few days ago, and they've got a hilarious line-by-line personal statement thread. Figured we could show them how it's done, folks! Copy/Past the personal statement and then add another sentence to it. When I was five, I treated a wild squirrel's broken leg with creative use of grape popsicle sticks and barbie clothes; I also cured his rabies.