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I was thinking about this yesterday, because it happened over a month ago, and then again yesterday. I've often remarked that the only time we see normal patients in the ED is if they're having crushing chest pain, or they've had an accident - ranging from a cut finger to an MVC. I've also recently begun muttering under my breath that, if you are younger than I am, and seen in the ED, and do not get admitted, you're a loser (with the accidents excepted).
Well, yesterday, in Fast Track (umm..."Minor Emergency Care"), had a guy that was an engineer for the US office of a German automaker, who also is a pro skier in the winter (has a school in Germany). He was mountain biking, and was carrying his bike across a slippery rock, and, in less than a second, boom-crack-ouch! He clinically diagnosed his patellar fracture, and I agreed, and films displayed it - most comminuted patella I've EVER seen - just exploded.
Well, when I went in to see this guy, I greeted him in German - he responds. I then switch to Spanish - he answers. I then switch to French - he answers again, and finally I start in English, and his accent is clean, but also difficult to peg. He told me he grew up in Munich, but has lived in Arizona, Toronto, and South Africa.
The nurse was rather cute, and I said to her, "This guy is smarter than I am, speaks more languages, is younger than me, more athletic, and better looking. I gotta get out now, while I can!" This made the guy chuckle, and the nurse laughed right out loud.
I emphasized to ortho that this guy was a pro athlete, and so he got referred for close f/u with one of the good knee guys in the area.
Otherwise, pts were just as dim, but at least not as dirty (literally) as they were on Friday.
Oh, one other anecdote - one patient at the end of the day was having a nonproductive cough, and I go in, and his wife is dominating the conversating, and is wearing a surgical mask. The verbatim transcript: Me: "Are you immunocompromised?" Her: "No, I'm OCD."
Well, thanks for honesty!
Well, yesterday, in Fast Track (umm..."Minor Emergency Care"), had a guy that was an engineer for the US office of a German automaker, who also is a pro skier in the winter (has a school in Germany). He was mountain biking, and was carrying his bike across a slippery rock, and, in less than a second, boom-crack-ouch! He clinically diagnosed his patellar fracture, and I agreed, and films displayed it - most comminuted patella I've EVER seen - just exploded.
Well, when I went in to see this guy, I greeted him in German - he responds. I then switch to Spanish - he answers. I then switch to French - he answers again, and finally I start in English, and his accent is clean, but also difficult to peg. He told me he grew up in Munich, but has lived in Arizona, Toronto, and South Africa.
The nurse was rather cute, and I said to her, "This guy is smarter than I am, speaks more languages, is younger than me, more athletic, and better looking. I gotta get out now, while I can!" This made the guy chuckle, and the nurse laughed right out loud.
I emphasized to ortho that this guy was a pro athlete, and so he got referred for close f/u with one of the good knee guys in the area.
Otherwise, pts were just as dim, but at least not as dirty (literally) as they were on Friday.
Oh, one other anecdote - one patient at the end of the day was having a nonproductive cough, and I go in, and his wife is dominating the conversating, and is wearing a surgical mask. The verbatim transcript: Me: "Are you immunocompromised?" Her: "No, I'm OCD."
Well, thanks for honesty!
