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So broskis, I want to be House for snakes and stuff. Yeah.
First time applicant, 47, California Male
Applied: UC Davis, Cornell, Tufts, Penn, K-State, Oklahoma
Interviewed: UC Davis, K-State, and Oklahoma
Accepted: UC Davis, K-State, and Oklahoma
Attending: Oklahoma for the killer waves, brah!
cGPA: 1.78 peeps.
sGPA: 1.5, that's so gnarly!
My girl asked if that works like golf, I told her that I didn't know what golf is, yo.
GRE: 139V/133Q/2.5 AW
Veterinary Hours:
10,000- I chill with this dude and I give him some of my research and he lets me chill with his snake buddies and other stuff, brah. He fills them up with this white stuff and then they look good as new!
40- I was with this dudette but she kicked me out for trying to take her dog to my buddy. That dog was so funny!
20- I was with this other dudette who stuck her hand up a cow's butt. She got all mad since I tried sticking my head in there. I swear I saw Milli Vanilli!
Research:
I grew my own plants for two years and made some cool stuff. It burned real nice.
Animal experience:
My dog ate my brownies, yo.
I almost got my leg bitten off by a shark, brah! It was totally radical.
My buddy lets me poke his snakes and pet his other animals. That's cool.
Work:
Entrepreneur with my own plant business and expanding to other trades.
Worked at the surf shop since I was a kid. The boss is so tubular.
eLoRs:
1 from the bro who started me in the plant biz.
1 from my buddy with the snakes.
1 from the dude that owns the surf shop.
Other:
I wrote all about wanting to make herbal remedies for animals and junk. That lady's dog was so mellow after a few, man.
First time applicant, 47, California Male
Applied: UC Davis, Cornell, Tufts, Penn, K-State, Oklahoma
Interviewed: UC Davis, K-State, and Oklahoma
Accepted: UC Davis, K-State, and Oklahoma
Attending: Oklahoma for the killer waves, brah!
cGPA: 1.78 peeps.
sGPA: 1.5, that's so gnarly!
My girl asked if that works like golf, I told her that I didn't know what golf is, yo.
GRE: 139V/133Q/2.5 AW
Veterinary Hours:
10,000- I chill with this dude and I give him some of my research and he lets me chill with his snake buddies and other stuff, brah. He fills them up with this white stuff and then they look good as new!
40- I was with this dudette but she kicked me out for trying to take her dog to my buddy. That dog was so funny!
20- I was with this other dudette who stuck her hand up a cow's butt. She got all mad since I tried sticking my head in there. I swear I saw Milli Vanilli!
Research:
I grew my own plants for two years and made some cool stuff. It burned real nice.
Animal experience:
My dog ate my brownies, yo.
I almost got my leg bitten off by a shark, brah! It was totally radical.
My buddy lets me poke his snakes and pet his other animals. That's cool.
Work:
Entrepreneur with my own plant business and expanding to other trades.
Worked at the surf shop since I was a kid. The boss is so tubular.
eLoRs:
1 from the bro who started me in the plant biz.
1 from my buddy with the snakes.
1 from the dude that owns the surf shop.
Other:
I wrote all about wanting to make herbal remedies for animals and junk. That lady's dog was so mellow after a few, man.
1st time applicant
age: 25
sex: yes
applied: everywhere
attending: where the babes at
cGPA: happens
sGPA: who needs science when we have chemistry?
GRE: Is this the same as EDM? Because if so then yes, into it~
Veterinary Hours:
This is a weird question for a dating site....
Research:
Check my google history. Siri knows WHATTTUP
Animal Experience:
I've experienced some animals~
Work:
You mean, twerk right?
eLOR:
I've taken E, what's LOR?
Other:
Send me a message if you're a smart looking girl and stuff.
age: 25
sex: yes
applied: everywhere
attending: where the babes at
cGPA: happens
sGPA: who needs science when we have chemistry?
GRE: Is this the same as EDM? Because if so then yes, into it~
Veterinary Hours:
This is a weird question for a dating site....
Research:
Check my google history. Siri knows WHATTTUP
Animal Experience:
I've experienced some animals~
Work:
You mean, twerk right?
eLOR:
I've taken E, what's LOR?
Other:
Send me a message if you're a smart looking girl and stuff.
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Applicant: 4 year old male shih tzu
Applied: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Rejected: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Attending: My house
GPA @ time of application: As in Good Pet Accolades? More than I can count.
Science GPA @ time of application:
Veterinary Experience:
Neutered
Vaccinated
Microchipped
Animal Experience:
A lot of my friends are dogs.
Extracurricular/Community Activities:
Sitting on laps
Pooping
Awards
Rabies Certificate
County Registration
eLORS:
Master
Dr. A*shole-who-stabs-me-with-needles
Groomer lady
Other
Negative for Anaplasma, Ehrlichia, Lyme, and Heartworm.
Bitches call me the Lion Dog
Applied: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Rejected: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Attending: My house
GPA @ time of application: As in Good Pet Accolades? More than I can count.
Science GPA @ time of application:
Veterinary Experience:
Neutered
Vaccinated
Microchipped
Animal Experience:
A lot of my friends are dogs.
Extracurricular/Community Activities:
Sitting on laps
Pooping
Awards
Rabies Certificate
County Registration
eLORS:
Master
Dr. A*shole-who-stabs-me-with-needles
Groomer lady
Other
Negative for Anaplasma, Ehrlichia, Lyme, and Heartworm.
Bitches call me the Lion Dog
First time applicant, 45, Male
Applied: CSU, Western, Midwestern, Cornell
Interviewed: From my van
Accepted: Everywhere
Attending: Wherever my van will get most business
GPA: 500 children
GRE: 100V/ 130Q/ 2.0AW, I gave a kid a puppy to take this for me.
Veterinary Hours:
A few of the puppies in the back of my white panel van got into a fight, I fixed em right up!
Research:
Many, many hours sitting in my white panel van watching.....
Animal experience:
I have lots of puppies.
Kids love puppies!
Work:
I don't work. My mom does, I hang out in her basement, or in my van with the puppies and children..
eLoRs:
1 from my mom
2 pictures drawn from the kids, they each got a puppy for drawing me a picture.
Other:
I love puppies, kids love puppies! I love kids!
This one is for @LetItSnow
Applied: CSU, Western, Midwestern, Cornell
Interviewed: From my van
Accepted: Everywhere
Attending: Wherever my van will get most business
GPA: 500 children
GRE: 100V/ 130Q/ 2.0AW, I gave a kid a puppy to take this for me.
Veterinary Hours:
A few of the puppies in the back of my white panel van got into a fight, I fixed em right up!
Research:
Many, many hours sitting in my white panel van watching.....
Animal experience:
I have lots of puppies.
Kids love puppies!
Work:
I don't work. My mom does, I hang out in her basement, or in my van with the puppies and children..
eLoRs:
1 from my mom
2 pictures drawn from the kids, they each got a puppy for drawing me a picture.
Other:
I love puppies, kids love puppies! I love kids!
This one is for @LetItSnow
Pretty sure most of us knew that w/o you stating it explicitly.
Most of the regulars, yes. But we also have lurkers and "special people"...
i see. in that case, this was a PSA (public service announcement).
this is brilliant! nice job hahaApplicant: 4 year old male shih tzu
Applied: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Rejected: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Attending: My house
GPA @ time of application: As in Good Pet Accolades? More than I can count.
Science GPA @ time of application:
Veterinary Experience:
Neutered
Vaccinated
Microchipped
Animal Experience:
A lot of my friends are dogs.
Extracurricular/Community Activities:
Sitting on laps
Pooping
Awards
Rabies Certificate
County Registration
eLORS:
Master
Dr. A*shole-who-stabs-me-with-needles
Groomer lady
Other
Negative for Anaplasma, Ehrlichia, Lyme, and Heartworm.
Bitches call me the Lion Dog
Applicant: ur mom
Applied: all
Interviewed: so fat interviewed at Davis and Penn AT THE SAME TIME
Applied: all
Interviewed: so fat interviewed at Davis and Penn AT THE SAME TIME
